#you can pry my loose blouses in a floral print from my cold dead hands

[gideonisms]

cashiers are so nice the other day I got some fancy ipa and she didn't check my ID and I was like you can see it if you want but you don't have to haha and she was SO quick to assure me she'd seen it when I was getting out my credit card

#and it's not bc i am wearing 30 year old person clothing and getting an ipa instead of a bud light. god bless #girl took one look at my eye bags & millennial shirt and was like. nahh #perhaps i could still pass for id check age if i wore those strange stretchy shorts and athletic crop tops the kids do but i'd rather die #you can pry my loose blouses in a floral print from my cold dead hands #i got these all 7 years ago and they worked then so they work now