#you buy chicken to release in the courtyards so he can hunt and get proper enricvhment

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Baratheon Wifey Lore i made tf up: a breed of hyenas called “Dornish laughing hounds” are very common and scavengers/wildly aggressive animals. A noble gifts a young pup to oberyns wife on their wedding day as a cruel joke because “a dornish man is as wild and unruly as their hounds. Perhaps if you tame this you can tame your husband” meant to humiliate her but then she feeds the hound from meat on her plate and takes off his tight chain collar and the pup is following her around everywhere. 

#tj talks #baratheon wife tag #obviously then she trains him more as time goes on and he's a very well discplined dog but ONLY for baratheon gal. everybody else? #hes a menace too #you buy chicken to release in the courtyards so he can hunt and get proper enricvhment #baby has a nice bejeweled collar and sits by your side during meetings and dinner #oberyn >:/ at the dog sleeping next to HIS WIFE after chewing the fuck out of his robe #also just solidifies your reputation as being a bad bitch because? #you have an animal that could rip a mans throat out sitting by your side during dinner and listening to your commands. we love #oberyn who didnt want to get married versus the dog his wife loves more than him. who will win