#yes i am sprinkling in my alenoah crumbs. take them

[strrwbrrryjam]

if you go out with noah anywhere, you're going to end up carrying him by the end, there's no escaping it.

he's either going to ask you and you accept, knowing this was going to happen, and he manages to trick you, or he ends up making the walk so insufferable and become so annoying that you either abandon him (which you won't, because he's best friends with two of the scariest girls you'll ever meet and he will call them) or give in and he will preen like the bastard cat he is.

owen and izzy will carry him without even being asked, they are both faster than him and even enjoy doing so, especially since he weighs absolutely nothing, a strong breeze can blow him away.

eva says she's not going to carry him, and that he's going to exercise but always ends up doing so out of frustration.

alejando does it reluctantly - not wanting noah to drag them behind (however if the two are in a relationship, he's perfectly content to do so).

tyler sees noah falling behind (purposely) and manhandles him on his back on the basis of "never leaving a man behind".

duncan, seeing how often the gang ends up carrying noah, finds it really weird and vows to never end up carrying noah and he does, for a while, as duncan is the last person noah would ever want to be alone with (the two having beef since their first meeting) but unfortunately, the both of them end up walking alone together and noah, becomes the most insufferable person that you could ever take on a hike- whining about his feet, slowing down till he's way far behind, taking nonstop breaks, snarking duncan to the extreme til duncan gets so fed up he throws noah over his shoulder and makes the ride the bumpiest ride ever.

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