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#yall are annoying asf idc
harlenia · 21 days
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Me: *sees a cod post that has everyone except Gaz*
Me: raises an eyebrow looks through page, no Gaz but there’s Konig instead.
me again: sees a concerning post about them not putting Gaz.
Also me: *sighs* “not another one “ *blocks*
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roryzlittles1ut · 4 months
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Some Clyde head canons! (Yall I did not watch Eletrick Children so..yay!)
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SFW:
He’s pretty stupid when he’s high, so if he asks you the most out of context questions ever, don’t be shocked.
Clyde turns down his hearing aid when he doesn’t want to hear anything bad. He gets annoyed kind of easily, not by you..sometimes, but when one of his friends do something stupid or when anyone does something stupid to him.
He definitely teaches you how to skate. If you’re interested, he’d bring you to the skatepark some days and help you skate. As you slowly skate, he’d hold your waist just incase you fall.
“Good, good. Just keep that balance. Don’t go too fast or else you’re going to snap that little leg of yours and cry all night long. Well, of course at the hospital. What? I’m just being reasonable.”
I feel like he’d randomly just attach onto you when he gets scared of something. He’s embarrassed to tell you he’s scared, so he just holds you and stays quiet.
Long road trips. I’m telling you, a road trip with Clyde is a whole vibe. You both get high asf as he’s just driving down the long road. When he’s tired, he climbs in the back of his van after he pulls over and cuddles you to sleep.
Doesn’t know how to cook. He doesn’t feel the need to learn how too, so most of your meals he makes is just a fucking grilled cheese.
He would randomly zone out. Out of nowhere, he’d just zone out, especially if he’s high.
He’s gotten kicked out of a bunch of bars. Literally, almost every bar in the city has kicked him and his friends out, but he could never understand why when he literally acts like a stupid fuck in there.
“Well, I don’t know what the fuck I’ve done. I’m completely sane in there.”
His favorite place(s) to kiss you is the cheek, nose, and neck. He loves kissing you on the lips too, especially when he’s about to leave with his friends and he gives you a big smooch.
NSFW:
He’s not really a top or a bottom. He’s definitely a switch. He definitely loves fucking you as he holds your waist, but he also loves it when you ride his cock.
Hickeys. He definitely loves giving you hickeys, and when you give him some too. The next morning, he’d feel the pain of them, but he loved it, knowing he’s gotten them from you.
Cock rings 🧍‍♀️(he would idc). Clyde seems like the boyfriend to just have a collection of cock rings and uses them during sex.
He would use condoms in some occasions while you guys fuck, but mostly he loved it raw. He loves actually feeling inside of you, not a condom wrapped around him.
High sex in the back of his van. When you guys go on long road trips, he’d just get super high and randomly make out with you, then ends up fucking you.
7-8 inches. He’s not really insecure about his dick, since he knows it’s above average.
Sends you dick pictures randomly when he’s high. You could be just doing something completely random and he’s spamming your phone with videos of him jerking off and showing off his cock.
He seems like he would play loud music as he’s railing into you. He holds you as he hums quietly to the song, letting out breathless moans and groans.
Aftercare! He’d hold you close, naked. He wouldn’t let go up until the next morning. Clyde nuzzles into your neck and gives you a few neck kisses as he tries to catch his breath.
“Holy shit, that was amazing. You’re amazing. I didn’t..hurt you, right? No? Good. Wait..don’t lie to me. You’re telling the truth, okay.”
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real-total-drama-takes · 11 months
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im bored and kinda high so heres my opinion on all the reboot characters
caleb - is a character
axel - im just as gay for her as the next guy but there's no way in hell she's final two next season lol but i wanna hold hands w her
nichelle- yass girl give us nothing 🥰
scary girl - idc idc she was funny asf but i am glad she went early bc if she stayed any longer i wouldve hated her lol
damien - one of the best things to come from the reboot and yall are doing him a huge disservice shipping him w priya 🥴 that shit is so boring but honestly? there might be something there somebody's gotta make me a believer tho. CONVINCE ME
mk - as a bitter, annoying, sarcastic individual myself i could not stand this bitch omg 💀 her character has a ton going for it but all they did w her is make every single one of her lines sarcastic n shit and i was BORED
raj - dumb gay man i love him
wayne - dumb ace man i love him
ripper - bro just wasnt funy. i dont get why they make characters who just pride themselves in being nasty n shit kind of a waste of development idk
zee - we can all agree that he was great but he gives me early boot vibes for next season bc like if we're demanding development for all the first season early boots then he's just gonna be there ig. dumb can only get you so far yknow?
chase - him and emma both are such wasted potential like BREAK THE HETEROS UP OMG their relationship dragged the second half down so bad like chase is just bad for the sake of being bad. like he wasn't even funny either just a waste of space by the time he was gone 😭
emma - first i'll say im glad we got a plus sized girl w some fucking athletic ability beCause THEY EXIST yay happy but anyway she was so funy until she got back with chase and that whole shit w him throwing that challenge for pizza was so DUMB like she honestly thought he did that shit for her 💀 like she was CONVINCED bro the straight delusion was insane
julia - she was the bad bitch we all needed and deserved but i cannot sit here and let you mfs say that she played the game well bc she absolutely DID NOT. girlie had no actual strategy other than winning and thas not even a strategy. even her trying to "manipulate" chase that one time sucked too lmao. bro her goal was to get everyone to hate her and win out of spite that shit is so dumb but it's so her so idc we love her anyway
millie - there were so many times where i lowkey forget she existed lmfao i don't even dislike her it was just "oh yea she here too lol" but i gotta say it kinda feels like they used her as a scapegoat to make writing her outta the finale easier idk maybe it's just me. but her crying after bowie clowned her ass when she was eliminated was the funnies bit in the entire show i was giggling n shit bc she honestly did that to herself lmao rip
priya - people compare her to zoey and sky way too much honestly (its me, im people) but when you look at it we have a mary sue that was infuriating to watch , the same girl but olympic flavored whos existence i have to be reminded of every two months, and priya. priya is perfectly fine and she was a nice winner even if i knew she was gonna win the second she was onscreen lolZ but when she read millie's notebook and absolutely demolished her ego i was living. like girlie ate her up w absolutely no crumbs left idc
bowie (the real winner) - i was fully prepared and ready to hate this twink istg. like i was in my homophobic era and ready the second his name was called but omg i love him sm. he was the queen i never knew i needed in my life. and to all the mfs who say his gayness is his entire personally have never met an fem black man and it shows 💀 idc what anyone says he's the best writer character in the entire show 🤭 as much as i love him i cannot let his fit slide. the pearls can stay bc those were a serve but the pants??? THE FUCKING PANTS??? THOSE FUCKING FLOOD WARNING HIGH WATERS.?? why would they do him like that omg. fits like that are why we get hate crimed 😔
ok im done good luck to anyone who actually reads this lmao
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cillianluvr · 3 years
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im rewatching the walking dead to im going to keep coming back to this and update my thoughts as it goes on. (SPOILERS) - stopped watching after season 6
(season 1 episode 2) first of all, i do not remember rick being this attractive?! and omfg daryl used to be so rowdy ?! but he’s sooo hot idc (not in the first season tho hahaha that haircut is NOT it💀) and shane is so annoying ugh i’m so glad ends up dead. (season 1 episode 5) Shane fr wanted to kill rick???? yall he is so annoying bye he’s making me so mad, and why is Lori acting like HE fucked up? like girl you slept with him too 🧐 watching the walking dead while eating chicken high as fuck is not a good idea 🤢🤢 (season 1 episode 6) yall i’m sitting at the edge of my seat rn!!!!!! this shit TOO GOOD
(season 2 episode 1) TW: m*lestation: BYE THAT WALKER MOB OR HERD???? OMFG THAT MADE ME SO ANXIOUS even tho i’ve already seen this BUT WHAT THE FUCK T-dog ???????id literally be SCREAMING in pain. daryl saving t-dog was so hot bye. Nooo sophia )): ugh why couldn’t you pay attention girl 😔 Shane is fr acting like Loris crazy like he didn’t m*leste her at the CDC i hate him so much. stop the way daryl was trying to reassure carol is so adorable:( i love him so much. (season 2 episode 3) man i hate shane. i feel so bad for otis he seemed so nice :(. lori wants carl die????? wtf i mean i get it i understand but girl that is your son wym ?? 😮‍💨 (season 2 episode 7) dude omfg shane is literally crazy what the hell ?? SOPHIAAAA ))): her little ankles bye 🥺🥺 god i feel so bad for carol ): (season 2 episode 8) i love maggie i bet slapping shane felt SO GOOD. side note rick is so hot. i hate shane so much. so so so much. (season 2 episode 9) andreas being such a pick me 😒 shane’s crazy and she’s siding with shane ?! smh! i feel so bad for glenn it’s not his fault, pobrecito he got so scared ): he needs to stop feeling guilty bc bae was brave asf 💯 (this was a couple episodes back but i was too into the show to type lol) but daryl is being so mean to carol ): carol NEVER made him go look for sophia, he did that on his own and he’s acting like carol forced him 🧐
(season 3 episode 1) i have a crush on michonne and maggie. (season 3 episode 3) dude why is the governor lowkey attractive as hell 💀💀 i know he’s a bad mf but 👀 (season 3 episode 4) lori died and i feel so bad for rick omfg 😔 don’t even get me started on carl. poor KID had to watch his mom die slowly and had to kill her again :( i hate watching movies/shows where someone’s significant other passes away, because that’s genuinely one of my biggest fears. for some reason that triggers me to much and i shut down. i remember watching peaky blinders and couldn’t watch another episode for two weeks bc i was so heartbroken :(. (season 3 episode 5) erm ricks kinda scaring me ngl LOL but understandable tbh. daryl with a baby is doing things to me rn 😮‍💨 (season 3 episode 7) nvm the governor isn’t attractive anymore. (season 3 episode 8) TYREEESSSEEEEE MY BABYYY 😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩 SASHAAAA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ (season 3 episode 14) yall the governor is so scary…..i’m so scared for andrea oh my god he’s insane. literally crazy what the fuck ???? WHY IS HE WHISTLING ?????
(season 4 episode 1) omg bob 🥺 carl’s pissing me off bruh. (season 4 episode 2) “she’s messed up. she’s not weak” kinda sad how she was right ): wish carol listened to her. (season 4 episode 9) skipped episode 8 ): honestly guys after hershels death, this show stops being good, like it all just seems so draining, the characters die after another and ughhhh 😔 idk if i want to finish the series if im being honest 😅 carls being so mean to rick :( like it wasn’t his fault he literally couldn’t do anything to prevent it.
(season 5 episode 12) LMAO i kinda gave up on this 💀 but enids kinda weird lol 🤨 whys she acting like that
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myfoofoo · 3 years
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Alright I didn’t wanna say too much buuut, this is annoying af.
Are you guys ACTUALLY proud of yourselves rn? Sending death threats? Being 
in denial? Yelling and screaming at people in your own fandom? May I remind 
you guys, you’re talking to strangers? You don’t know any of these people 
personally?? You don’t know what they’re going through at home. You don’t 
know their mental state. So stop acting like you know everything or everyone, 
you don’t period. I thought this fandom was supposed to be welcoming and 
wholesome, not full of sjws who swear they know everything and make other 
people they don’t know at all feel horrible about themselves, and argue about 
something so childish that wont even matter in a couple of weeks....this is
disappointing and honestly? Pathetic. I’m not trying to imply omg my opinion will 
shut everyone up. I know it won’t some of yall are seriously in denial asf and 
you need to seek help because jesus christ this is getting out of hand. 
Again, sending death threats does not make you valid.
Yelling at people for shit that’s not YOUR PLACE to yell at them for does not make you valid.
Going in anon asks and thinking you’re the shit for hurting a person you don’t even know does not make you valid
You are just childish, and you.need.help.
At this point idc which side you’re on, just stop, this is stupid and you know it 
deep down, can we please just go back to laughing at these goofs and getting 
along? This is so dumb and I and I’m sure a lot of people are over this mini war.
One more thing, MARK AND ETHAN ARE FRIENDS, JUST FRIENDS WE KNOW for the toxic shippers out there.
Mark and Ethan are grown ass men they can speak for themselves, they don’t need you sjw whiteknight fuggs to speak for them.
Okie I’m done, love you byeee :>
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