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quarktrinity · 5 months
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quark watches star trek season 1 episode 22
spirk flirting
hahahahahahha these writers thought space travel would happen in the 90s
how can they tell if people are breathing on that ship
WORLD WAR III IN THE 90S???? IT WAS ABOUT EUGENICS?????
mccoy and spock bickering. i reiterate: mccoy thinks this is hot, spock doesnt give a shit
whos this lady am i supposed to care about her
spaceship coma pods look like those japanese pod hotels
scotty would "love to tear this baby apart" (he means the earth ship)
hahahahahahahahaha these writers thought we could travel past light speed in 2018
this girl was ogling kirks tits i think
scotty dont say "oriental"
what is this dude wearing. is this like a fucking gold mesh onesie. its so slutty
dudes been asleep for 200 years. ok
oh my god his tits
why did we need to know how many of the sleeping pod people were women
the 90s were a violent part of our history apparently
this dude is a Super Human from the Eugenics Era. horrifying!
i swear this guy had longer hair a second ago
god this episode better not be racist about this dude being indian
mccoy is so funny. gives advice to the dude choking him about how to kill him by cutting a certain artery. alright man.
they have this dude in the sluttiest shirt ive ever seen. full cleavage
he better not be evil
his name is khan? wasnt there a movie about this dude. and his wrath
this doesnt bode well
spock talks abt how having greater ability translates to greater ambition. yeah i think khan is evil
khan leave the girl alone. why are you being so mean.
dont touch her hair!!!
dont grab her like that!!!!
UGH SHE THINKS THIS IS HOT
why is kirks formal attire green
wow khan is incapable of wearing a non-slutty outfit
him making out with that girl would be fun if the music wasnt so sinister about it and also if he wasnt grabbing her so much
yeah hes definitely evil
star trek says dictatorships bad
Blue Drink
khan has just constant cleavage
suddenly khan is all about consent
suddenly consent is all about asking permission
i hate him
the image of an indian man seducing a white woman to take control of her just isnt that great. like i know its the 60s but still
ok khan was a literal dictator in the 90s
spock says dictatorships bad
so how about we just shoot this guy out into space
khan says eugenics good
i get hes evil and this plot is compelling but why did he have to be Notably Not White
khan doesnt have cleavage anymore :0 terrifying
woooaaahh khans escaped???? thats craaaaazyyyyy
suffocation before surrender
why didnt khan just kill them
good to see a brown dude extra among the good guys so we know the casting director wants us to think theyre not saying all brown dudes are evil
uhura is so cool. go girl
how is kirk a damsel in distress so often
khan hates friendship
"the captain is dead" no hes not
thank you for betraying khan history girl your horniness has not completely taken over your soul
"captain ive saved your life but please dont kill him" nevermind i hate you
Deadly Neurotoxin
show of brute strength by bending phaser like a spoon is sillier than khan thinks
yes kirk kill him with your thighs
/whacks u with a tube/
WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM GO
WHY ARE YOU GIVING HIM THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE OVER A PLANET
WHY
history girl i hate you. dont go with him. idiot
JUST KILL HIM
UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
welp. see you later khan. and your wrath.
paradise lost reference was ok
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