#woke: parabatai noah and andrew

[khaleesiofalicante]

Guess what?? Lmao that's just how I start gossip, isn't it?

Ok but they gayest thing happened to me yesterday!!

So, I got into the bus after school right? (It's actually not a bus but there's no word for it in english lol. The point is that it's smaller and cheeper and more common)

And there was this girl and she waved at me. I knew I recognize her from somewhere but I didn't know where so I just waved and spent the next 5 minutes trying so damn hard to remember 😂

Well, a couple of people got off the bus, so I was like "fuck it" and sat near her. She called my name and asked me if she got it right. And then I remembered!! I met her a couple of weeks or months ago in the same bus when I was going with this other girl (the really pretty one. We still take the bus together sometimes, but this time I was alone) and we introduced each other and she told us she recognized us bc we went in the same classes as a friend of hers.

She is a year younger than me and she actually takes the same classes I took last semester, so we started talking about school, and annoying teachers, etc.

And!!! She loves Greek mythology?!?! How cool is that?? We talked about it too and I was kinda excited (this all took place in like, 20 minutes lol)

I don't know how tf did I do it, but I told her, as we live in a quite dangerous place, that we could go to the bus stop together anytime she wanted, and she told me she would like it!! And she also told me we could maybe go together today!

But, just in that moment we got to my bus stop and, as the queer mess I am, I just... Got down??? And forgot to ask her number of fb or ig or something??? Ahhh it was all going great 😭

I do know where she takes classes, maybe I should go ask her?? Idk??? Or maybe I'll just wait until I ran into her again at another bus??😔

Anyway, I also told my friends this and it went something like:

Friend: ohh, nicee *winks*

Me: no!! It's not like that! I just thought she was sweet and I would like to get to know her as a friend!

Andrew: sure, and I was born yesterday 🙂 did you think she was pretty?

Me: ...yess, but it doesn't matter anyway, I forgot to ask for her number.

Friend: well, you already found her twice. It's destiny for you to see her again!!

*They spend the next minutes singing love is in the air*

I love them and all, but the little shits have the time of their lives with my idiot love life😭

ngl i literally got comfortable in the beanbag and tied my hair up before reading this. that's my "I'm ready for goss" aesthetic.

my main take away from this is you meet too many pretty girls that you've started to forget about them. WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT MAN BEHAVIOR.

And not you finding a Bus Buddy (name in progress) and losing her all in 20 minutes. I HOPE YOU RUN INTO HER AGAIN.

Also this is actual footage of Andrew listening to your gay ass:

PS - You and Andrew give parabatai vibes. God bless us all.

#IS ANDREW EVEN HIS REAL NAME??? #ANYHOOO #broke: *shopping noah and andrew* #woke: parabatai noah and andrew