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YG Treasure Box Rant ep. 2

yoyoyo! It’s ya girl and I am drunk and I am angry.. and sad and downright pissed. So here I am, ranting about everything that’s good and bad but mostly bad about YG Treasure Box.

YG Introduced J Team to his Korean trainees and Yedam, that intellectual Bang Yedam, commented on how there is already a bunch of trainees in the first place. Why in the seven hells of Kpop did he bring those trainees that are tbh in perfectly good condition on their own to debut in Japan? Why?

Team J was scouted in their early years and have been in the Japanese branch of the dungeon for ages. Did y’all know YG has trainees at YG Japan? I thought the deal was just to debut Korean artists via their partnership with Avex but boy was I wrong

They asked Team J to learn KOREAN... a Japanese group of boys to study Kpop in their own country where they could have perfectly debuted as a Jpop group with a Korean brand of marketing and promotion. What exactly is YG Japan’s Business Plan?

To be honest, YG Japan and YG Team A/Silver Boys should have been pitted against each other rather. Storylines that could have happened if Raesung and Noa are on the show:

Producing Battle - Millenium vs. Asahi

Japanese vs. Japanese - Noa vs. a fellow Japanese Trainee

Yedam VS. Keita - instead of Yedam X Keita

Haruto vs. BEX - Let’s be honest, GON was literally edited out of YGTB and was made a total nuisance :(

Junkyu crying in the corner after TEAM J’s bit was heartbreaking

Battle of the Visuals aka when all of Korea shat on the trainees for not being Kim Jinwoo level

These kids talking about their jawlines make me choke.

Choi Hyunsuk said that they only picked Junkyu to build his confidence is salty AF. I stan.

I think Kim Junkyu’s personality is more attractive than his face.. tbh.

The moment when YG mentioned that Haruto’s mom is a Bigbang fan.. he is a shoo-in.. like seriously, guaranteed his debut right then and there. Side note: I want to grow up like his mom and I can’t wait till she meets G-Dragon, SOL, TOP and definitely D-Lite,

Seungri gave such mature advice to Haruto, I cry. Seungska for president!

Haruto’s rap: his palms are sweaty.. meeting Seungri was heavy, before heading to Korea, had Mom’s Spaghetti

Hartuto’s bit was supe long.. I wish they had equal screentime for everyone. Like who dafuq is Seokhwa and that guy who grocery shopped with Yedam in the XMAS V-live.. who???

Haruto’s confidence about his looks is a bit obnoxious but he ain’t lying so I can’t fault him for anything.

YG got a massive boner for Haruto’s rap.

Kim Junkyu’s eye-rolling after YG made his assessment is a goddamn mood

It died, along with that Mixnine debut group you said you will debut you bastard...

Did he die? I bet this was Hyunsuk’s idea..

Also, just by watching this, I hope YG knows the mental effect that he has with people who look up to him. He is toxic.

Also, after the bullying that Junkyu got.. YG gave him a goddamn LANYARD? or was it a Belt? or Bag Handle? wtf

YG gave trainees breadcrumbs for working hard

Dance battle.........

Kim Doyoung is a prodigy that needs to be protected. The casting director got more screentime than him.

Kotaro is super light on his feet, but I like it better when he does the small footwork..

Rap Battle...

Show me the Trainee...

Choi Hyunsuk is super good but I agree with YG when he said that Hyunsuk looks goddamn weird when he lowers his chin... in thew trainee days, and also YG was also right that the lyrics and the rap should go first before the gestures but damn.. the way YG said it was so frustrating.

Junhyuk - This kid has swag

YG has planned the Hyunsuk vs Junhyuk battle from this episode. YOU CAN TELL IT WAS A SETUP.

The whole mood of the program tbh

Vocal Audition AKA the battle of YG’s favs

Jyunhao is so good and raw, YG shouldn’t ruin that. I will slap a bitch if they do,

Kim Seunghun’s Station of the Cross.. like this is where all the shitfest started for him.

Lee Midam had all the reasons to run away tbh. He flubbed a performance that he most likely got shat on for off cam. I used to sing in public when I was a teenager and I had a hard time adjusting with my lowered tone so my voice cracked numerous times in public. It was not a good feeling to have and I can’t fault him for fleeing.

Yedam vs. Jeongwoo is ANOTHER SETUP fucking hell. Yedam is a pizza that’s ready to go out of the oven.. you just have to put him in a pretty box. Jeongwoo still needs to have pineapples removed but he’s on his way. He is super good and the feeling that he gets when he sings is so evident even to the listener.

Blackswan should be a group song and should be included in Treasure’s debut album.

Hearing Jeongwoo sing When We Were Young is just like that moment when Daesung sang This is the Moment in his drama.

When YG reviews Yedam it feels like he’s still in Kpopstar. He was so kind.. but if it’s Seunghun, it’s downright bullying.

This battle format is fun and all.. but should not have been used for the rankings. The ranking is retarded wtf. They didn’t even give us the criteria.

This episode is where we found out that there will be no such thing as TRANSPARENCY in this whole program.

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