#will is literally zombie boy n mike is Like That . liek. please ... . . it suits them so well they're already canonically halfway there

[bylertruther]

byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes

summary for the uninitiated:

#blood tw #mine #will is literally zombie boy n mike is Like That . liek. please ... . . it suits them so well they're already canonically halfway there #will Goes Thru Some Shit n comes back wrong aka he's actually zombie boy #mike is just like his canon s2 self. knows fuck-all abt what's going on with his monster bf but he tries his best bc one thing abt him is #he WILL support n defend not only will's gay rights ... but also his gay wrongs 🫶 #they don the s2 tunnel outfits not to go into the tunnels obvi but bc they're making n packing will's 'lunches' for the week #hashtag meal planning bc mike breaks down 2 will one time n says if they're going to do this they're going to do it RIGHT gdi #sits down at his laptop later and scrolls through housewife pinterest for hours to get all the cleaning + meal planning tips #will says he's on a caveman diet or some other bullshit bc he can't eat people food anymore only raw meats #the party thinks its fucking Gröse n dustin doesn't buy it n el says eW wiLL [insert a grimace she 100% learned from mike here] #in the early days when they're still getting the hang of things or shit just goes fucky during um . well. them getting will some Lunch #they hit an artery or smth idk n get blood on mike's sweater and he whines abt it SO much and NEVER lets will forget tht it #was his FAVORITE sweater actually!!!! the things he does for love smh..... 🙄 #clasps my hands 2gether. ok so which one of u is writing it then . teacher voice It's Okay I'll Wait . #DFBJHBDJHBFJDHJ #ideas