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what the fuck is a sucklet

sucklet :)

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gabriels friends hand them over

aight so gabriel gets a qpp and a friend and all of them are an absolute chaos trio

so, we have michał ( one of them he/theys) , who's a childhood school friend of his from when their family first moved to redacre, but before either of them had gender so they chose matching names ( michał is polish for michael). michal is not lucid, but also not a sleeper since he's a chosen (idk which voice yet dont judge me), the two of them did have plans to get out of redacre when they were younger but gabby did not wanna leave allie ( other oc, gabriels younger sibling) behind. michal is just the gabby adoption squad's cool uncle

so sometime around college, or uni if you're normal, june ( gender of the fluid, any pronouns including neos ) joins the group, and she's also on her way to being lucid ( like gabriel at that point but for different reasons, and g-d i could write so much abt the reasons gabby's lucid ). june studies to be a dispatcher/responder in emergency services, and so during the night he'd also work as a dispatcher for patrols against the club ( gabby absolutely has bribed xer to not have to patrol hoadly), gabby and june absolutely have had radio banter. since gabe and june are qpps, the adoption squad ( which is all of allie's friends that gabe has adopted) just tend to call her momdad and june finds this hilarious

theyre a little chaos trio your honor i love them

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what the fuck is that.

peepy :)

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hold on i gotta look that up who fucking. what.

oh so we were in fact not on the same page. oops

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wil are u aware of the Other peepy. -jay

itemlabel peepy?? yes we love them our partner sys introduced us to them . peepy beloved.

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WAIT FUCKRTBF FUCK I THDOUGHT YOU MEANT THEY MELTED THE PEEPS INTO IT . NO -JAY

i actually do not know how theyve made it honestly. i dont think theyve ever said. im assuming fuckin marshmallow flavouring or extract or whatever the fuck but who knows. maybe they did melt the peeps.

oh its really interesting though, you actually couldnt buy it in stores. it was a limited release, you had to enter a fucking twitter/instagram giveaway and submit pictures of yourself with the peeps candies and tag pepsi, and then theyd pick a bunch of winners and send them a three pack of fuckin 7 oz cans. which is, like, thats those small mini soda cans. liek the ones you might get for a kid's school function or smth if theyre too young to have big things of soda.

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staring st my laptop like this in confused silence . why would they do that -jay

apparently it was because 2021 was a very depressing year and the pepsi corporation wanted to "celebrate the start of springtime". with marshmallow flavoured soda. because "many consumers are looking for things to smile about". (this is like a literal statement from todd kaplan, the vp of pepsi, btw)

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peep pepsi??????? bitch are u putting peeps INTO pepsi ??? -jay

I didnt fucking put them the corporations did.

look at this. its peeps flavoured pepsi. its official. peeps and pepsi partnered up and made the peeps pepsi. the peepsi.

no they are not differently flavoured they all just taste like. peeps. but pepsi. i think they made it in like 2021?? around easter.

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I thank you for the offer of peepsi though, I must decline for the time being. I hope you had fun playing Terraria! Collectively, our system only knows so much about it but seems interesting!

– Jimmy 🐮

damnb..... alright i will save them for the next customer /silly

also i greatly did. i spent exactly four hours being a menace to the world teleporting around and stealing shit. and also spending roughly 20 minutes reorganizing our entire chest system. i am Severely mentally ill.

(also we dont actually know literally anything about it really im just fuckin around. <3)

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Hello! I saw you were looking for attention and here I am!

– Jimmy 🐮

hello i am always looking for attention thank you <3 /lh

hello jimmy.. how are you! what's up! can i offer you a drink?? ive got some nice cold peepsi.. (peeps-pepsi)

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happy borth

thank you <33

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Wilbur kin here!! I'm in the same boat abt tommy. I loved him like a brother but also I. Don't want to meet any 'kins or DAs of him rn. Dunno why! But that's just how it is yknow?

(I say as I sadly also have tommy as a kintype :pensive:) anyway, have a good day!! Your blogs super cool and I love it a lot :]

yeah g-d like, I loved him dearly, I literally gave my life thinking the world would be better for him that way, but if I meet a tommy DA irl or on tumblr I think I'll scream / be very uncomfortable

thanks for the input tho, I'm glad you like the blogs, have a good day too! :)

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hi my discord is broken so i cant reply there but i am alive and not dying

i'm very very glad you are deadn't and F in chat for the discord

ily <3

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ur benrery, wilbur soot, and that blue guy from lob corp

sjdjdhd that sure is a variety

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rEdd and greeeeeeem :]

kin assigned catboy? real and true?

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heyyy your supermarket is gnc af

your're insane /j

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