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This week, my school friend texted me to say she’d had a successful cancer op. There’s none left and she will do radio therapy. ‘Woot! Fantastic news!’ I started to type. ‘Woot! Bacteria!’ wrote my phone. Fuckinell what is it on? I stopped and tried again. Nope. I have to laboriously type it in, one letter at a time, very slowly in order for it to understand because nothing will persuade it that…

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