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#while im on the topic of ikaris. that bitch got off wayyy too easy. he shoukd not have been allowed to end his life on his terms
lixbf · 2 years
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tbh eternals felt kinda underwhelming
#like you have one guy whos power is literally being strong but for some reason the flying bitch w/laser eyes is considered the strongest#while im on the topic of ikaris. that bitch got off wayyy too easy. he shoukd not have been allowed to end his life on his terms#not after what he did to ajak and what hapoened to gilgamesh and all the lives he was willing to just sacrifice#honestly that movie felt both way too long and way too short#their stories and their characters should have been explored way more imo#you cant tell me that druig thought the colonization of tenochtitlan was too much but that he then stood by for all other genocides#like i def need some sort of explanation for why he wasnt doing anything during slavery or ww2 or other times when natives were murdered#also why didnt sersi as like the one who was arguably closest to humanity side with druig?#and why did that movie insist on making sure druig didnt think of himself as a god but went around calling thena a goddess???#ofc they can say that sprite was the origin of mythology surrounding athena or smth like that#but straight out saying 'yea thena is the goddess of war and protector of athens' hell nah thats just weird and unnecessary imo#but yeah there wasnt nearly enough time to explore the idk how many characters and the like three separate villains#but at the same time everything just felt sooo drawn out#what was dane abt to telk sersi? why did it have to end on a cliffhanger? why was harry styles there? all that couldve been cut imo#plus that harry styles thing really feels like random famous acturs being cast as voice actors. it's jyst completely unnecessary and weird#and now that the multiverse is a thing and everything seems to be more connected than ever i just dont see a connection to other movies#idk. kingo was cool just wish he didnt have to be the funny one. wish we couldve seen more of both gilgamesh and makkari.#druig was right. and ikaris shouldve been left to rot in the asshole of that fucking celestial like the piece of shit he is#in conclusion: eternals felt like infinity war/endgame except we didnt actually know any of the characters beforehand#and yknow infinity war and endgame are just ughh in my opinion sooooooo
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