#which has ceased production in favor of the same brand's bubblegum flavored toothpaste

[agatharights]

Actually there IS a practical application for my desired huge “can you taste this and what does it taste like” test and it’s “please someone make a toothpaste that I can use without flinching”

#my current toothpaste is a child's strawberry toothpaste #which is going pretty good #and i used to really like a burts bees orange cream toothpaste #but they stopped making it and their new orange toothpaste isn't good #but also i am cursed that every toothpaste i actually can stand goes out of production after a year #case in point #my current strawberry toothpaste #which has ceased production in favor of the same brand's bubblegum flavored toothpaste #i need you all to know I am SO brave and SO strong for brushing my teeth like five times a week despite the fact it causes me physical agony #flossing every day is fine tho now that my gums are strong enough that they don't bleed it's actually pretty dope