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Midtown Restaurant
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Disclaimer: Just kidding. No disclaimer. Heather was actually here. 
What We Ordered:
Nachos
Florida EXPLOSION smoothie (for Jon and ordered solely because of the title)
Ordered for Deliver at: 12:00pm
Actual Delivery Time: 12:07pm!
Grades:
Taste: B+ Aesthetics: C- CTT Ratio: C+ Microwave Time: not needed
Intangibles:
Round chips. The first we've seen since beginning this endeavor
Sour cream on the side
Chili was delicious and did not taste how wet dog smells
Decent CTT; some chips were soggy, but it was so yummy that we dealt with it LIKE ADULTS
Deal Breakers:
No guac. You know now that this is a huge foul for us.
Smoothie was watery (Jon can elaborate at your request)
"Super nachos" do not have a meat option, swaying us from ordering them.
Conclusion: EXPLOSIONs; Put meat on the super nachos so they can actually be super- C'mon Midtown Rest.
Overall: B-
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