#where miss honey is a fat butch woman that throws herself into taking care of a clearly abused child

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(shaking in rage) if the roles of miss trunchbull and miss honey were swapped matilda would be such a better story and the fact that they're not to begin with makes me want to attack roald dahl like a wild animal

#like holy fuck do u know how much i would adore a version of matilda #where miss honey is a fat butch woman that throws herself into taking care of a clearly abused child #and miss trunchbull hides the fact that she abuses all her students behind the way she looks as a beautiful well dressed conventional woman #and controls miss honey by using the fact that no one would believe her about the cruel things she does including actual murder apparently #that would FUCK SO HARD #but instead roald dahl sat down and just decided to make an ugly caricature of a butch woman that abuses a poor waify tradwife #who you just have to feel soooo bad for don't you hate that the ugly butch woman is hurting our poor skinny pretty women :( #apologies whenever i think abt roald dahl my head explodes