#when we were all in middle school reaching into different franchises to give Artemis a boyfriend

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Not caring about Alex Rider as an Artemis Fowl fan is a struggle but I'm being so brave about it

#Artemis fowl #it's not that i hate Alex Rider I've just for real never read the book i don't know who he is #when we were all in middle school reaching into different franchises to give Artemis a boyfriend #the rest of you found him Alex Rider and i found him a nice himbo instead. i feel like Artemis could use a himbo i think that'd be good #for him #i just wish alexmis wasn't like 50 percent of my boys whole tag. i don't know who he is. go home sir #y'all are kings though all of the posts are properly tagged. absolute monarchs i love you