#whatever. happy friday lm’s ao

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

Beer is just wet bread.

- Chad (2023)

#i was measuring out yeast for bread and talking about instant vs active dry and stxalq was like. #why not beer yeast. #and i was like idk maybe doesn’t taste as good. and then i was like idk why it wouldn’t tho. #main difference between beer and bread is the sugars in beer are extracted into a solution before gettin yeested #beer is just wet bread. #and he was like. wow. you should share that with the world. so i did. youere walcome. #anyway my best guess would be that maybe cultivated beer yeasts are better adapted to barley and just don’t perform very well on wheat #but im mostly pulling that out of my ass. like isn’t the metabolizable sugar just sugar at the end of the day. wouldn’t yeasts be like. #ough…​emergy.. yēst dont caare #there’s almost certainly some autistic person out there making incredible beer yeasted breads and blogging about it #and im going to actually google it now and feel like an idiot. yes chad you smoothbrain of course you can make bread with beer yeast #havent you ever heard of fucking svedish bëeirdinga bröd its been made for centuries by powerful baker grannies in göteborg #whatever. happy friday lm’s ao