#we'd be pals going to the theatre together then we'd go home and he'd go to bed with jeeves

[theparadoxmachine]

Tbh I would happily enter a lavender marriage with Bertie Wooster. He and Jeeves could do their thing, Jeeves could run the home like he wants, I wouldn't interfere at all. He'd have all his relatives and Madeleine Bassett off his case and likely receive less scrutiny. I'd show up to the occasional social outing and put on a performance and cover for him if anyone gets suspicious. I wouldn't even need to hide how eccentric I am because of course Bertie Wooster would marry someone as weird as he is. And I'd...have a nice place to live? Travel occasionally? Write? Just come to breakfast, give the boys a little smooch on the cheek and go about my business. Digging up dinosaur bones, a happy and content ND ace married to a rich sweetheart and his ingenious valet/lover

#i draw the line at jeeves controlling how i dress #I'll wear what i like ok #go dress bertie he likes that #ok no he doesn't but he's cool with it #i could make my own clothes #20s and 30s version of ms frizzle #no kids? well that's a bummer but what can you do #if it meant that much we could adopt #or just have cats #I'd need cats #jeeves would be the dad who fell in love with the pet he said he didn't want #bertie likes cats that's canon #we'd be pals going to the theatre together then we'd go home and he'd go to bed with jeeves