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#we’re gonna husk act like EVERY Russian dad we know
glittter-skeleton · 3 months
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Some Hazbin headcannons from my friend who is a genius
Niffty regularly yells at Husk and Angel because one is in a perpetual state of molting and his fur gets everywhere (one time Charlie convinced him to let her brush him out and it made enough for another Husk) while Angel wears heels indoors and Niffty is very tired of polishing out the marks
One time Husks claws fell out and everyone freaked out, Charlie almost dragged him to the vet until he yelled at everyone to chill the fuck down because that just happens
Husk’s contacts on his Nokia 6230 are written down as Tonya 1985, Georgry tire service 2005 and all his texts are horribly misspelled because claws are darn hard to text with. Also he has not changed the ringtone
Val annoys Vox by watching cringe ASMR porn on his screen while Velvet prefers screening reality tv.
Alastor’s wonderful 1920’s retro car has a Husk-adapted carpeted backseat half of which has been white with fur for the last 15 years (the other half is used for claw-sharpening)
Charlie sings in the shower incredibly loudly but sometimes the showtunes interchange with evanescence songs from her emo phase. She has drowned 2 phones changing it.
Sir Pentius has fell down the main stairs so many times he has resulted to slithering down the railing. It’s easier
Alastor wholeheartedly believes that 5G towers cause autism and cancer
And finally if you search through his drawers Blitzø owns one of these
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