#we name it unplague celebratorily whenever we're done quarantining

[thedreadvampy]

how I announce a positive COVID test to my household:

#red said #HEY FRIENDS BAD NEWS. it's a COVID!!!! #over the last 2 years the chat has been named #plague house #unplague house #replague house #un-replague house #re-replague house #un-re-replague house #and now this #that's Aimee's COVID then me and Sam then Aimee again now me again #we name it unplague celebratorily whenever we're done quarantining #this may seem like a lot of cases of COVID but in fairness #a) 3 of them occurred during the period where Aimee was working at the test centre. although i don't think that's what caused me and Sam's #cause my colleague in the borders went down the same time as me a few days after we met up down there #so i think we both got it at that cafe #and also b) 2 of them happened after people largely stopped testing regularly so all I'm saying is. #i don't think we've had it more than most but i do think between the 3 of us we've stayed pretty good at testing #and we keep track in the chat cause we quarantine separately and thus far have never dealt with a situation where all of us have COVID