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The love story of the century, in cinemas now.

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Coco

> You have the smuggest smug smile to ever smug on your face as you start singing for your boyfriend.

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.

I'm half crazy all for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two."

Carro

> You are blushing ear to ear, and though you've got your mouth covered with the heel of your hand, you are grinning widely and earnestly. You laugh, a bit breathlessly.

"Hal..."

Coco

> Aw yeah, that's what you lose to see. You were already feeling extra soft after last night, filled with Anime, sentimental moments and soft touches. A good reminder of why exactly you do love this man despite all his flaws.

> You quickly pull him into a embrace, and press a sweet little kiss on his face.

"So, what do you say, Daisy?"

Carro

> You are, by all counts, a big man. Not the biggest, no, especially in this city of meaty mobsters and bodybuilders, but you know you're fairly tall and well-built for a regular ass human. But that doesn't stop you from feeling so small right in this moment, arms wrapped around Hal, just. Absolutely lit up like a Christmas tree.

> You're still grinning.

"You... are you serious....?"

Coco

"I don't sing Daisy Bell for just anyone, dude. Told you: It's always been just you. I won't ever sing it for anyone else."

> You just wanted to tease him but... The moment seems just a bit too perfect to back out now. This isn't something you had ever expected or calculated but that alone makes it worth it. The unknown is exciting when you get to take the jump with your lover.

> Weird. Were you always THIS gay?

Carro

> You are....for lack of better word, speechless. Your mouth flaps uselessly and soundlessly for a few moments, floundering for something intelligent and witty to say, and you come up painfully, awkwardly short.

> But you do find some words, and those words have a strange, exciting shape: "...Fuck it. Yeah. Yeah, sure, yes, let's. I'd love to... I. Yes, Hal."

Coco

> Just watching him struggle to form a sentence is already enough of a reward but the words that do end up leaving his mouth? Make you wish you had a heart to skip a beat.

> Once again it's a blessing that you can kiss him deeply and talk at the same time.

"Then let's do it, Daisy Bell. You're going to be mine forever, and I'll be yours."

Carro

> You laugh again against his lips and you throw all of yourself into that kiss. You feel 17 again--light and excited and hopeful for the future to come.

"No one else's."

> Shit, are you crying? You sniff and lean back to swipe at your eyes. Fuck, you've been doing this weaksauce shit a lot lately. Goddamn you, Hal--reminding you that you, in fact, still have a heart. You take a moment to step away and breathe, fan yourself off a bit, but you're still grinning.

"Well, fuck, alright, so this is happening. How's it happening? When? We gonna do a whole ass white wedding or?"

Coco

> This is all you ever wanted for him, and if a silly human tradition is what it takes to have him feel that again, you will gladly go along with it. You don't think either of you has ever so much as seriously thought about marriage, let alone considered getting married yourself but damn. If not him, who else? You give him his moment, but the smile on you face doesn't die for a second. Your eyes may be artificial creations but the love in your gaze is as real as it can be. It's always been all for him.

"Well...Don't have a ring right or anything for you babe, but I was thinking we should do something more permanent anyways. You're into tattoos yeah?"

You had considered that one for a while at least, if not in the context of god damn marriage.

"Right now, is what I want to say but I'm afraid my papers aren't official quite yet. That means I have time to get the prettiest damn wedding dress this shit moon has ever seen though, so there's that."

Carro

> A tattoo wedding band. Well, shit goddamn. If that ain't just the best idea you've ever heard. He's already given you a nice scar to mark you by. Why not a tattoo?

"Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah, aight, we can do a tattoo. Maybe engrave your finger or somethin'... get a ring to slow in it later, but just like, something to always have around that can't get lost."

God, what is this feeling? Is this the human emotion called marriage? Aaaand then there's the papers.

"Shit, that's right... How long's that supposed to take, anyway?"

Coco

"That's exactly what I was going to suggest. Let's do this shit. You got a tattoo shop of choice who will take us on today?"

> You are literally buzzing with excitement. This joke got real fast but you are not complaining.

"I'm gonna beg the Queen for this shit, dude. Bitch is a major sucker for this gay shit, I think we have good chances at getting this. About...Sec. About 80%. Messaging her as we speak."

Carro

"Might be able to find someone, but if not, y'know... I trusted you with a scalpel, I think I can trusts you with inking me up."

> You might also literally be buzzing with excitement, and then your jaw drops.

"You're- seriously? The Queen? Right now?"

Coco

"Aw babe... Sure, I can do it if you got the equipment."

> That's even better actually. You haven't done this before, but with the power of internet tutorials? No biggie.

"Fuck yeah I am. Look, we're both not great with authority and whatever, but she runs this damn gay ass moon and she adores me. Might as well use that to get my gay on. right?"

Carro

"Sure do. I'll dig it up after the uh, the wedding I guess."

> You laugh, and you nod, and then you... you exhale deeply, scrubbing your face with your hands as the depth of what's happening slams into you.

"Holy fuck, we're getting married. For real. Tonight."

Coco

"Fuck yeah we are. She said yes. Gotta get our asses to the courthouse asap, dude."

> Yeah, you really are vibrating with excitement. You are running too hot already, but not to the point where you are going to fry your brain for good. Just the good, gay warmth.

> You couldn't possibly resist pulling him close for another deep kiss.

"God. I love you so much, you piece of shit. How dare you do this to me."

> That about sums up your relationship, yeah.

Carro

> And now you're back out of your intense spiral with a laugh and a kiss. You hug him tight and you kiss him again and again until you are utterly breathless.

"Cuz I fuckin love you with every little ... gay-ass bit of my heart, you motherfucker. I can't fuckin believe us, goddamn U-haul gays. 'Hey, long time no see, you wanna move in and get hitched, maybe?'"

Coco

"You said it yourself, we've already been an old married couple before I got this sweet bod of mine. It's only right to make it official, yeah?"

> God, you can hardly believe this yourself. Best stupid decision that started as a joke you made in your whole damn life though.

"Can't wait to start my new life as an official, real ass person by marrying you. Seems fitting. You are stuck with me forever now."

Carro

> You lean in and touch your forehead to his, staring deep into those beautiful fuckin robo eyes.

"There's nobody I'd rather be stuck with."

Coco

"That's fucking gay, dude."

> And you love it, so much. Your hands cup his face, itching to be as close as possible.

"Not gay if it's with a robot, right?"

Carro

> You smile somewhat bashfully at Hal and you shrug lightly.

"...Might still be pretty gay, even with a robot."

Coco

> Oh wow. Is that what it takes to make Dirk Strider finally fucking realize he is indeed, fucking gay? Just a little gay marriage, huh? You said you wouldn't push it though, so you don't.

"Glad I get to be your gay robot exception, dude. Couldn't be happier."

Carro

> You're glad he doesn't push it; you're still gonna be struggling with that one for a while, but... But this? This is good. Great, even. Perfect, actually.

> You kiss him again, and don't let up for a long time, before murmuring,

"Gotta get dressed and get going, I guess. Gonna go pick up Sock along the way. Is Dave... here? We gonna have to pick him up too?"

Coco

> You could spend another few hours kissing him, but you will have plenty of time for that after he becomes your husband. What a weird thought that is. Has you smiling all over again. Seems like your face is stuck like that for now.

"Shit, I don't have any formal clothes dude. How embarrassing is that?"

> Not that you really give a flying fuck over getting married in your usual clothes.

"Yeah, here's hoping he'll be ready in under an hour."

Carro

"Haha, I don't think I've got my good shit out and ready... You can, uh... borrow some of mine, if you want, though? I mean, shit, you could just go naked and I'd be happy."

> You, though, are already stripping off your BIG MILK t-shirt and looking for a clean, half-decent button-up.

"He better be. We got twenty minutes before Sock's ready to pick up."

Coco

"You think all of Derse is ready for my beautiful bod, though?"

That's really the main reason you even bother with clothes at all when you leave the house. Looking at least a bit more normal. Not that you exactly care for anyone's opinion, just makes shit easier.

"Sure, that's romantic right? Boyfriend style is in yeah? Or husband in this case."

Carro

A shudder runs visible through you and your turn a grin back at Hal.

"Say that again."

Coco

"Nu uh. Not yet, my dude. Gotta earn the H word first."

Carro

"Awww, c'mon."

You laugh and then you rummage through your closet until you find a dark red button up for Hal, with silvery white pinstripes.

"Just once."

Coco

> Aw it's your color. He does care. That earns him a quick peck on the lips.

"Fine. You are my motherfucking husbando, Dirk. Better than any fucking anime guy, even Android 17."

Carro

"Shit goddamn. Even Android 17, for real? I must be special."

> You wink and then toss on an orange shit and a black jacket and slacks, before fishing out a matching pair for Hal.

"Does that also make you the husbando? Or is one of us the waifu?"

Coco

"I mean, i ain't giving up on my figures of him for you, but yeah. I'm choosing you over my anime boyfriend."

> That's love bitch.

> This is actually yet another first for you, first time putting on a suit. That shit's not rocket science though.

"A family can be two husbandos and their two baby brothers, who are also dating. Y'know. That sounds exactly like an anime plot actually."

> Thank god that you are not living in an anime, or this shit would be way weird.

Carro

> Jokes on you, life is the ultimate anime.

> But you laugh and you get yourself sorted out, throwing a white tie around your neck but not quite tying it yet. You turn to Hal and look to see if he needs any help...but mostly? You're just staring at him, in awe and full of warm, gay, fuzzy-ass dokis.

"Guess you've got a point there. Life with the Striders is my favorite fuckin anime this season."

Coco

> You have never tied a tie in your life, but you tie his like you've never done anything else in your life. You are a quick learner after all.

"Yeah same..Hey babe?"

> There's never been as good of a moment to get gay. You continue your song from earlier, just for him.

"We will go tandem as man and husbando

Daisy, Daisy

Peddling our way down the road of life

I and my daisy bell

When the roads dark we can both despise

Policemen and the lamps as well

There are bright lights in those dazzling eyes

Of beautiful daisy bell"

> Naturally a song from 1892 did not in fact include the word husbando, but sometimes you just gotta get creative.(edited)

Carro

> Ohhhhh, Hal, you fucker, you've done it now.

> There are actual, real tears running down your face, and you're stuck halfway between mopping them up, and just covering your face, and you really can't decide what to do with your hands, so you instead place them on Hal's hips instead of anywhere near the vicinity of you. You're laughing, and you lean in to kiss him again.

> If you could, you'd never stop kissing him.

> Also you can't believe a song from 1892 is your song, but hey you wouldn't have it any other way. Except maybe a hip-hop cover of the song, down the road.

"I love you."

Coco

"Love you too, Daisy Bell."

> You gladly kiss him again as you gently wipe some of those tears again. God, look at the two of you, getting all sorts of gay in fucking record time. You both really needed this for a long ass time, didn't you?

> You are far too happy to ruin this by psychoanalyzing everything about it, not in this very moment at least.

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queenofangrymoths · 6 years

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All of Carswell Thorne’s Quotes in Scarlet

So I did this thing a long time ago. While I don’t blog about TLC a lot, I am a fan of them. I read them all, cried during all of it, and generally been sad that it’s over. This was started in February of last year and wasn’t completed until that June. I spent five months on this. While I was in school.

If the title didn’t give this away. This is all of Carswell Thorne’s Quotes in Scarlet. I also have the things for Cress and Winter but this is about 21 pages in google docs, so let’s keep this short because this post, in general, is going to be very, very long - because he never shuts the fuck up,

These were all taken directly from a hard copy of the book - that I own- so yes, this is a cretiable source. Use it for fanfiction, anaylst, tattoos, whatever. it’s yours now.

Book One

Chapter Four Page 32 “I’m sorry,” “It seems that you’ve stumbled into the wrong jail cell. Do you need directions to get back to yours?” Page 33 “Special circumstances.” “Thank you, but no. I started a riot on the yard.” “We were protesting the soap.” “The soap,” “It’s too drying.” “I have sensitive skin.” “You’re escaping.” Page 34 “I haven’t the faintest idea.” “I’m putting together a portfolio of the women I’ve loved.” “What are you doing?” “What for?” “You have a portscreen in your head?” Page 35 “When they locked you up,” “Did they consider that this prison might have some security weakness?” “Let me guess,” “Breaking and entering?” “How old are you?” Page 36 “What’s your name?” “I’m Captain Carswell Thorne. But usually, people just call me-” “Thorne. Or Captain. Or Captain Thorne.” “I can see you’re in need of an accomplice,” “And lucky for you, I happen to be a criminal mastermind.” “That’s difficult request in this situation.” “What are you going to do when you get out?” “Oh, my naive little convict. Don’t you think that’s what they’ll be expecting you to do?” “I’m just saying we might be able to help each other.” Page 37 “I have a ship.” “A spaceship.” “She could have us halfway to the stars in less than two minutes, and she’s just outside the city limits. Easy to get to. What do you say?” “Point taken,” “You just think it over in that pretty head of yours.” “Now that I’m thinking of it, there used to be an excellent dim sum bar just a block away too. They had mini pork buns that were to die for. Rich and succulent.” “Maybe if we have time we could stop in and pick up a snack for the road. I could use a treat after suffering through the tasteless junk they call food in this place.” “Are you all right?” “Do you need a back rub?” Page 38 “All right.” “Of course. Anything you like.” Chapter Six Page 54 ”Are you the same girl who was just here?” “Oh.” “You seemed a lot prettier before.” “Captain Thorne.” “Portscreen in head?” “Well, if you want to be technical about it,” “But I’m a captain now. I prefer the sound of it. Girls are much more impressed.” “It was my irresistible charm that convinced you, wasn’t it?” Page 55 “I don’t like to think of it as ‘stolen.’ They have no proof that I didn’t plan on giving it back.” “You have no proof either.” “Maybe.” “Of course not. Removed all the tracking equipment ages ago.” “Of course not,” “It’s just...is that think sterilized?” “I mean-I’m sure you’re very hygienic and all, it’s just….” “Never mind. Just try not to hit anything important.” Page 56 “Is it just me, or is this a big moment in our relationship?” “What is it?” Page 58 “Everything all right?” “Blueprint?” Page 58“ “Where are we?” “Isn’t there an exit ramp over there?” “Why aren’t we trying to get there?” Page 61 “What are they doing?”

Chapter Nine Page 84 “Argh, Get it off, get it off!” “It’s in my uniform!” “Please tell me we’ll be exiting through that manhole.” Page 85 “Oh, aces,” “Tell me that’s not what I think it is.” Page 86 “Wait-what are you doing?” “Don’t you have some tool in that fancy hand of yours that can get us across?” Page 87 “This is what I get for complaining about soap,” “Captain.” “It’s near the old Beihai Park,” “Which way is that?” Page 88 “Yunxin sounds familiar. Sort of.” Page 89 “Yeah, yeah, I do.” “I just haven’t been here in a while.” “This way.” “No, no, this way.” “No, I’ve got this. It’s this way.” “A captain always knows where his ship is. It’s like a psychic bond.” “There!” Page 90 “Locked.”“There’d better be. I haven’t been paying rent all this time for my darling to sit in an unprotected warehouse.” “Alak, how are you?” “Am I really on the news? How do I look?” “Alak, I’m here to pick up my ship. We’re in a bit of a hurry.” Page 91 “But she's my ship! I’m a paying customer! You can’t just keep her from me.” Page 92 “No, but I think he’s having a heart attack!” “Aces, he weighs a ton.” “He may be a selfish jerk, but he sure does have good taste in -” Page 93 “Jewelry.” “Hey, look, there was another jailbreak.” “This is great! They’re not going to worry about us if they have a Lunar to track down.” “Wait. You’re the Lunar?” “Hold on there, little traitor. Breaking out of jail is one thing but assisting a psychotic Lunar is a bit out of my league.” Page 94 “I think I look pretty good…” “Right. Let's get out of here.” “Doesn’t matter,” “The roof’s open.” “And there she is.” “Thanks. Did it myself.” Page 95 “There was a time she housed a twelve-man crew,” “Rampion, code word: Captain is king. Open hatch.” “Captain is king. Captain is king! Rampion, wake up. It’s Thorne, Captain Carswell Thorne. What the-” “How? It’s just been sitting here.” Page 96 “Yeah, let me just pull it out of my prison-issued pocket and we’ll be on our way.” “Where are you going?”

Chapter Ten Page 98 “Captain is king,” “Captain is king, Captain is ki-” “Captain is-?” “Rampion, close hatch!” Page 99 “Rampion, close hatch!” “Rampion?” “”Rampion, ready for liftoff!” Page 100 “Why is my shop talking back to me?” “Cinder?” “Without computer assistance? Are you sure?” “Uh.” “Yes?” “Yeah, yeah, I hear you.” “Here we go.” Page 101 “Whoa, whoa, whoa, don’t do that!” “Engage the backup wh-oh, never mind, I found them.” “Stop distracting me!” “This isn’t as easy as it looks!” “I usually have automated stabilizer to take care of this!” “Right! Like that!” Page 102 “Come on, darling,” “Good work, cyborg girl,” “If you were hoping for a permanent position on my crew, you’re hired.” “I don’t mean a lowly position, either. First mate is available. Well, I mean, pretty much every position is available. Mechanic...cook...a pilot would be nice so I don’t have to go through that again.” “Cinder? Are you there?” Page 103 “Hello?” “Cyborg girl? Are you in here?” “Lights, on?” “Cyborg girl?” “Hey, you,” “Come on,” Page 104 “Good plan,” “Wake up,” “What, do you have a power button or something?” “Right!” Page 105 “Oh….,” “Oh, boy. You don’t think...oh, that’s disgusting.” “Ouch,” Page 106 “Cinder? Are you alive?” “Cinder?” “I think it did drain your power system.” Page 107 “I didn’t want to.” “We’re having another moment, aren’t we?” “I’ll take it,”

Book Two

Chapter Fifteen Page 151 “Eww, is that an ID chip?” “Why do you have an ID chip?” “It’d better not be yours, after you made me cut mine out.” “Don’t tell me she’s a runaway convict too. Doesn’t she need it?” Page 152 “Oh. I’m sorry.” “How long ago?” “The plague?” “Aren’t the androids that work at the quarantines government property?” “Why would the government program androids to harvest ID chips?” Page 153 “What about those other two?” “Are you some sort of a chip hoarder or something?” Page 154 “I’m going to guess, really different?: “And we have an adapter?” “The dust what?” Page 156 “Now, hold on just one minute here, little miss disembodied voice.” “What do you mean, ‘hideous’?” “I am Captain Carswell Thorne, the owner of this fine ship, and I will not stand to have her insulted in my presence!” Page 157 “That’s right.” “And you, my fine lady, are the most gorgeous ship in these skies, and don’t let anyone ever tell you different.” “The prettiest,” “Painted her myself.”

Chapter Nineteen Page 186 “It’s-not-junk.” Page 187 “I don’t know,” “Supplies. Food. I think there are some guns in one of them. And I know I had a few sculptures from this really collectible second-era artist-I was going to make a fortune off of them, but I got arrested before I had a chance.” “What’s that?” “Oh, right. This ship does have one of those.” “Never needed it.” “We’ll see.” Page 188 “What do you think I am, an amateur? Nothing entered this ship without being thoroughly inspected. Otherwise, the Republic would have reclaimed it all a long time ago rather than let it idle in that warehouse.” “And it’s next to impossible to re-enter Earth’s atmosphere without detection. That’s how they nabbed me last time.” “News to me. I got pretty good at sweet-talking my way into public hangers, but I don’t think that’s going to work with such a high-profile convict on the loose.” Page 189 “Huh?” “Do you think it’s with their-” “Crazy Lunar magic stuff?” “Whatever.” “Optimistically hoping it’s magic, maybe you should start practicing?” Page 190 “Venezuelan dream doll.” “It’s worth about twelve thousand univs.” “Doubtful,” “How much longer will ours hold out?” “Plenty of time to learn a new Lunar trick, right?” “In the meantime, I’ll do a little research, try to determine the best place for us to land. Not the Commonwealth, obviously. I hear Fiji’s nice this time of year.” Page 191 “Do you have any suggestions?” Page 192 “Uh...Cinder?” “Any reason in particular?” “Of course.” “Because it was so vague the first time. Yes, of course I think she’s alive.” “Sure. I know some people think it’s all conspiracy theories, but I’ve heard that Queen Levana was really paranoid for months after the fire, when she should have been ecstatic because she was finally queen, right? It’s like she knew the princess had gotten away.” “What does this have to do with Europe?” Page 193 “Where did you hear this?” “A royal android,” “And how did it get this information?” Page 194 “I’m in.” “Sure. This is the biggest unsolved mystery of the third era. There’s got to be someone out there offering a reward for finding the princess, right?” “In that case, we already have something in common with the princess, don’t we?” “I just hope she’s cute.” “That would be important.” “Hungry? I think there’s a can of beans in there calling my name.”

Book Three

Chapter Twenty Four Page 248 “Hey, Cinder! Are you watching the news?” “What is this, nap time? Turn some lights on.” “Yeah, good one.” “Well. Keep up the good work, mate. In the meantime, you should watching this. They’re talking about us on all channels. We’re famous.” “They already showed the clips. And now you’ve achieved the dream of every red-blooded girl under the age of twenty-five.” Page 249 “Maybe not, but at least dreamy Prince Kai knows your name.” “Precisely.” “They’re starting a press conference, to talk about you. Thought you wouldn’t want to miss” “His heavenly, chocolate-brown eyes, and perfectly tousled hair, and-” “Ow,” “What’s got your wires crossed?” “Hey, that’s my-” Page 251 “A what?” Page 253 “He didn’t mention me. Not once.” Page 254 “But I’m a wanted fugitive, like Cinder,” “They do realize I’m missing, don’t they?” “Now I understand why you’ve been so immune to my charms. I had no idea I was competing with an emperor. That’s a tough beat, even for me.” “I have great instincts when it comes to amore, and he does not” Page 255 “despise you. Plus, he asked a cyborg to the ball? That takes guts. I generally dislike royalty and government officials on principle, but I have to give him credit for that.” “He didn’t?” “But he knows you’re cyborg now and he still likes you.” “‘I don’t see that her being cyborg is relevant.’” “Hey, come back!” “I have something to show you.” “I promise not to make fun of your boyfriend anymore.” “It’s about Michelle Benoit.” “Come take a look at this.” Page 256 “Did you know that Michelle Benoit has a teenage granddaughter?” “Well, she does. Miss Scarlet Benoit. Supposedly she just turned eighteen, but-brace yourself-she doesn’t have any hospital records. Get it? Holy spades, I’m a genius.” “Do you know a single person who wasn’t born in a hospital?” “That’s precisely what I’m suggesting.” Chapter Thirty One Page 313 “At least we’re in the middle of nowhere,” “If anyone calls the police, it will take them a while to get here.” Page 314 “Bingo,” “She’s here.” “Creepy, isn’t it? I don’t know how people can stand it.” “Yeah, like a morgue is nice.” Page 315 “Did you see someone?” “I”m not sure that breaking into Michelle Benoit’s outbuildings is the best way to introduce ourselves” “What a sty,” “I’m not sure I can trust a pilot with such little respect for her ship.” Page 316 “Uh, Cinder,” “What are we doing here?” “In this mess? Good luck with that.” “Really, Cinder?” “This is not the time to be worried about a change of clothes.” Page 317 “How did you know that was there?” Page 318 “What-what is this?” Page 319 “What’s this?” “Aren’t those illegal? Overpopulation laws or something?” “What do you suppose it’s doing down here?” Chapter Thirty-Two Page 321 “I don’t get it,” “What do you think they did to her down here?” “Good thinking. Of course she wouldn’t have had her own when she came to Earth.” “What about all that?” Page 323 “What’s a bioelectricity security block?” “If we have the technology to nullify the Lunar’s craziness, why doesn’t everyone have one of these?” “Well, this proves it, doesn’t it? The princess really was here.” Page 324 “What the-” “Who would do this to a child?” Page 325 “We should go talk to Michelle Benoit,” “She hasn’t moved since we got here.” Page 326 “Hello?” “Miss Benoit?” “Hello, Scarlet” Page 327 “What’s that?” “You mean...she’s not here?” “How do we track a person who doesn’t have an ID chip?” “We should talk to the neighbors. They might know something.” Page 328 “Bonjour, mademoiselle,”

Chapter Thirty-Three Page 329 “What are you doing?” “We should take her with us.” Page 330 “Crazy in love. She’s gorgeous.”“I’m good like this.” “Her port. I took it off her while you were busy panicking.” Page 331 “I think we should stay and talk to her. Maybe she’ll know where to find Michelle.” “Hey, I liked my idea of bringing here along, but you already vetoed that idea, so now I’m resorting to Plan B, which is to interrogate her. And I am really looking forward to it. I used to play a game called interrogation with one of my old girlfriends where we-” “Now that was definitely jealousy I just heard.” “Don’t be alarmed,” “We’re not going to hurt you.” “Escaped Lunar cyborg fugitive?” Page 332 “No! No, no, no, of course not.” “We just want to ask you a few questions.” “What’s your name, love?” “Émile. A beautiful name for a beautiful girl.” Page 333 “You do know Michelle Benoit, don’t you?” Page 336 “I mean, you are in her house. This is her house, isn’t it?” “Émile, please stop crying. It’s just a simple question, really.” Page 335 “Have you heard from Scarlet since?:“One more question,”“Our ship is need of some repairs. Are there any good parts stores nearby?”

Book Four

Chapter Thirty-Five Page 343 “She’s going to be fine, you know.” “That Émile girl. You shouldn’t feel bad about knocking her out with your Lunar mind-trick thing. She’ll probably be extra refreshed when she wakes up.” Page 344 “There was a gust of wind.” “You’re extra gloomy today,” “Cheer up. We may not have found Michelle Benoit, but now we know for sure that she housed the princess. This is good. This is progress.” “Yeah, because we’re famous.” “Oh, come on, it could be worse.” Page 345 “At least we have each other.” “And you are going to pull your very handy brainwashing magic on all of them and they won’t even know they’re seeing us. Well, I mean, I guess they’ll still see us, they just won’t recognize us. Or, hey, can you make us invisible? Because that would come in handy.” Page 346 “You might be a crazy Lunar, but you’re not evil. As long as you’re using your glamour to help people, and more importantly, to help me, then there’s nothing to feel guilty about.” “Here we are,” Page 347 “He scared me.” Page 348 “Will this cover it?” “Hey, that watch saved us in there.” Page 349 “Even if it saves your skin?” “What?” “No time to shop for new clothes then.” “Here,” Page 350 “Where are you going?” “No, you need to calm down and start using your brainwave witchery thing.” Page 351 “Come on, then.”

Chapter Thirty-Six Page 357 “Cinder!” “Come on, the cuffs!” Page 358 “What?” “This is not the time to go crazy, Cinder!” “Pull yourself together and help me unlock these things!”

Chapter Thirty-Seven Page 361 “What was that?” “I know Lunars are supposed to have some screws loose-no offense-but those men were psychotic. He practically gnawed off my arm! And this is my favorite jacket!” Page 362 “I forgot about the police! Is my ship all right?” “Well, that’s predictable.” Page 363 “I’ll get it,” “Iko, seal the dock as soon as I’m out, then open the main hatch. Cinder, get that power cell installed!” Page 364 “Cinder!” Page 365 “Yeah, I definitely don’t want to catch whatever he had.” Page 366 “Like I was bit by a feral dog.” “I’m fine,” “Pretty upset about my jacket.” “What happened?” “Cinder?” Page 367 “Or maybe,” “It was an accident, and you’re still learning.” “No. That blood-sucking, howling wolf-man killed her. Cinder, you were scared. You didn’t know what you were doing.” “And you think he would have left the rest of us alone once he had you?” “I get that you feel like it was your fault, but let’s try to put some of the blame where it belongs here.” “Now what are you rambling on about?” “Cinder, you’re being-” Page 368 “Delusional. Michelle Benoit housed Princess Selene if they tracked her down, that’s why. It has nothing to do with you.” “Good guess,”

Chapter Forty-One Page 394 “Come on,” “We have to get out of here.” Page 395 “Don’t worry,” “We're the good guys.” Page 396 “Come on,” “Time to go.” “He’s exactly like the rest!” “He was trying to eat you!” “Fine,” “You take the helm.” “Holy spades,” “What are these guys made of?” Page 397 “You better have those tranquilizers ready.” “Cinder! Ten o’-” “Let’s pick it up,” “How many more of those do you have?” “Gonna have to restock.” Page 398 “Iko! Open the hatch!” “I noticed!” “Go!”

Chapter Forty-Two Page 401 “So…” “How many more darts do you have?” Page 402 “Right,” “In that case.” “Oh no.” “Cinder…”

Chapter Forty Four Page 422 “Whereerwe?” “Managed to get the loon on board, huh? Maybe I can find a cage for him in one of these bins. I’d hate for him to kill us in our sleep after all.” Page 423 “Are you sure?” “Well,” “I feel much better.” “Captain Carswell Thorne.” “Where did that come from?” Page 424 “Aces, I’m glad that didn’t happen to me. How embarrassing.” Page 425 “Thanks to him?” “Was that supposed to make me feel better about having him on board?” Page 426 “What?” “And that’s supposed to make me feel better?” “Cinder had a bit of a crush on him,” Page 429 “Uh, I’m confused,” “What are we talking about?” Page 430 “I’m still confused.” Page 431 “What, really?” “That makes two of us,” “Since when?” “You’re Princess Selene,” “The crazy cyborg is Princess Selene.” Page 432 “No,” Page 433 “I know, I know. She seems a little-” “But it’s really part of her charm, once you get to know her.”

And that’s it! Well, for Scarlet at least. Thorne really DOES never shut up.

#the lunar chronicles #carswell thorne #quotes #ALL OF THEM #buying that box set of TLC was the best thing I ever did because this became my life #also if there's any typos then I can just look it up -page numbers man #thorne never stfu #like seriously though #this is 21 fucking pages #your fucking welcome

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Maybe we’ve been talking about politics too much.

Time for a break from being so dang political here. What we really need to do is just relax, find peace, and come together. Here's an idea, guys. Why not take a break from negativity and learn about each other? 😃 1. Who are you named after? There is a literal, fascist administration in office in the United States. 2. Last time you cried? Resist it, unerringly, with all your strength. 3. Soda or water? A woman scheduled to be deported attempted suicide in the airport. 4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Donate to the ACLU. 5. Longest relationship? Law enforcement is illegally enforcing the ban, even though a stay has been issued by the court system. 6. Do you still have your tonsils? Soon, we won't have the courts to depend on, either. 7. Would you bungee jump? Get your news from CNN, the Washington Post, the New York Times, and any other outlet Trump disparages. 8. How many years at current job? Stand up for minorities and women's health and freedom of the press. 9. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? It’s hard to remember, especially now, but please take sure to take care of your mental health! 10. How do you feel about roller coasters? Punching unapologetic actual Nazis is illegal and you definitely should do it every chance you get. 11. Favorite ice cream flavor? Many of the Democrats are folding. Keep the heat on them. Keep writing and calling them. Remind them that they depend on you for their power. 12. Favorite thing to do on the weekends? This is not normal. Don't act like it is. You can't ignore this. 13. Favorite sport? Steve Bannon has said himself he is a "Leninist" who wants to destroy and remake society, and he is manipulating Donny to incite chaos. This is nothing more than a pretext for denying civil liberties and seizing permanent power. 14. Leggings or Jeans? Protest every chance you get; make your voice heard, or we will become a fascist state thanks to a Congress with no backbone. 15. What are you listening to right now? Keep up with everything going on. It’s hard. Resistance is hard. Complacency is easy. Do not let up. Do not go gently. 16. Favorite Color? Prepare for the increased repression of American citizens. It is coming. 17. Do you have any tattoos? He is constantly, constantly lying to us. Never forget that. Do not believe anything he says. If he says the sky is blue, look up and check it yourself, or save time and assume that he's lying. 18. Are you married? They still haven't fixed the pipes in Flint, Michigan. 19. Hair color? Stop being complicit. 20. Eye color? Stop being obedient. 21. Favorite to eat? Stop fooling yourself that you won't have to fight somehow. 22. Scary movies or happy endings? Stop being scared. Stand up for what you believe in. 23. Android or iPhone? America is a country of stolen people, refugees, immigrants and indigenous peoples whose land we inexplicably still occupy without thinking about it nearly enough. We are better because of our diversity, but we also have so much work to do. 24. Mac or Windows? We will not re-center the white working class at the expense of people of color, Muslims, people with disabilities, women, and LGBTQ+ in the hopes of poaching voters. Elevate people less privileged than you who are being actively repressed. 25. Favorite holiday? It will get worse. You are stronger than you think, and you can take it. 26. Beer or wine? You have to. We don't have any other options. 27. Night owl or morning? Your children and grandchildren will remember you by what you did during these years. 28. Favorite day of the week? Dissent is American. *All* enemies, foreign *and domestic.*

#no politics here #nothing to see #politics #resist #become uncovernable #shamelessly stolen and edited from facebook

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OC meme answers

Filling out the previous post.

1. Your first OC ever? The earliest character I remember making was an armored flamethrowing bad guy named Cinder. I made him to be an antagonist for my brother's OC. Cinder is an industrial saboteur in his current incarnation. 2. Do you have a personal favourite among your OCs? I am probably most fond of Nick Chapel, Psychic Detective. 3. Have you ever adopted a character or gotten a character from someone else? Several. A good handful of my characters were PCs in tabletop games I ran. 4. A character you rarely talk about? The less developed they are, the less I talk about them. 5. If you could make only one of your OCs popular/known, who would it be? I have several favorites but I think the world would get the most milage out of Man Man. He always manages to be in the wrong despite his best intentions. 6. Two OCs of yours that look alike despite not being related? There are trends. Open shirts. Facial hair. Tattoos. Sunglasses. No capes. 7. Are your OCs part of any story or stories? I'm building fuel for several stand alone books set in a common universe. 8. Do you RP as any of your OCs? If you do, introduce one of your RP OCs here! Nick Chapel and Swingin' Johnny Go both began as Old World of Darkness characters. Nick was my Gangrel and Johnny was an Ecstatic mage. 9. Would you ever be willing to give any of your OCs to someone else? I would give back what I have borrowed. I might lend an OC if said OC was already well established and characterized. 10. Introduce an OC with a complicated design? What, visually? Probably Upside Downe is the most complicated because he's more of a celebrity (of the modern fashion) than a superhero. As such his look varies from day to day but is always flamboyant. In his early conception I took some inspiration from Dennis Rodman. Nowadays he's closer to Red Foo. 11. Is there any OC of yours you could describe as a “sunshine”? Maybe el Constrictador. 12. Name an OC that isn’t yours but who you like a lot I tend to be drawn to any character who is a fanatic or a literal angel, preferably both at the same time. 13. Do you have any troublemaker OCs? Lady Angst is true to her name. 14. Introduce an OC with a tragic backstory I try to stay away from that trope since it's done into the ground in the superhero genre (see women in refrigerators.) That said, I suppose Maxine Force has seen some tragedy of late; her husband died suddenly and painfully, Maxine tried to transfer his consciousness into an AI, and then said AI was overwritten and appropriated by enemy agents, resulting in a twisted android mockery of a good man. 15. Do you like to talk about your OCs with other people? AD INFINITUM 16. Which one of your OCs would be the best at biology (school subject)? Definitely Professor Pinnacle though Man Man is a close second. 17. Any OC OTPs? Lady Angst/Swingin' Johny Go, as well as Zapatta the Mystic/Maid Malice 18. Any OC crackships? Idano, I guess Nick and Melanie Plutarch. That's going nowhere. 19. Introduce an OC that means a lot to you (and explain why) I'm still working on this character but Quanta is based on a teacher I respect. 20. Do any of your OCs sing? If they sing, care to share more details (headcanon voice, what kind of songs they like etc)? The Fat Lady is a coloratura and an amazing improvisational singer, though she tends to shatter all glass in the vicinity. Johnny is the front man of a swing band and can also use his sonic powers to manifest music but he says it's just not the same as a live performance. 21. Your most artistic OC Again, Johnny. In addition to singing and playing, he crafts string instruments semi-professionally. 22. Is there any OC of yours people tend to mischaracterize? If yes, how? I have to be very deliberate in my depiction of Solomon King. He's a guy wearing a flag so I have to be clear with his characterization and his ideals, or else people would just project their personal politics on him. 23. Introduce OC that has changed from your first idea concerning what the character would be like? Thorn was originally just some generic beefy white dude in his 20s with plant powers. The current Doctor Thorn is 50 or older, a genius botonist, black, an amputee, and very cynical owing to the public's past reception of his race. Hell, public's not crazy about him right now. 24. If you could meet one OC of yours, who would it be and why? I would meet the Stregga Sisters so I could ask what their deal is. I need to develop them. 25. The OC that resembles you the most (same hobby, height, shared like/dislike for something etc?) As a younger man, that would most closely be Johnny but now I'm turning 39 and I identify more with Nick. We both prefer classic movies. 26. Have you ever had to change your OC’s design or something else about them against your will? I was confronted with how 7 out of 7 of my most significant American figures were all male so I gender-swapped Maxwell Force into Maxine. S/he's more interesting now. I have plenty of female characters (close to half) and a loooot of female second bananas but the lack of female leadership is still something I'm struggling with. 27. Any OCs that were inspired by a certain song? Actually, the first plot scenario and its main perpetrators came to me in a dream, complete with a rap song. So in particular Edifice Wrex is the rapper of my dreams. 28. Your most dangerous OC? DEFINITELY the Chokester. Imagine the Joker crossed with Venom and classically trained in traditional European buffoonery. 29. Which one of your OCs would go investigate an abandoned house at night without telling anyone they’re going? Several, really. Nick, Zapatta... Lady Angst would live cast it. 30. Which one of your OCs would most likely have a secret stuffed animal collection? La Nina maybe. Of course life on the road would mean nowhere to keep it... 31. Pick one OC of yours and explain what their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything really) Let me point out that I myself have been involved with goth culture since about 1995. That said, Lady Angst is heavily involved with social media and reblogs all the most ridiculously stereotypical goth stuff with plenty of vaguebooking thrown in as she bemoans her personal situation and throws shade at people in the community. She has the worst kept secret identity in the whole long underwear game. 32. Which one of your OCs would be the most suitable horror game protagonist and why? Spiderbite Emma is a pragmatic survivor. Plus she can turn people into wolves so she's got that going for her. 33. Your shyest OC? I've gathered many brazen personalities, them being superheroes and all. That said, probably Catfight. Her anthro-feline body is a constant target for unwanted attention. 34. Do you have any twin characters? Not at this time. 35. Any sibling characters? Reveal: Angst and Emma are sisters! Don't tell no one. Be cool. I'm still cooking the Force family but there's the young adult Gail Force and the tween Maxwell (found a new use for that name.) 36. Do you have OC pairs where the other part belongs to someone else (siblings, lovers, friends etc)? Nope. 37. Introduce an OC who is not quite human Like all of them. I just got finished fleshing out a OC who's a sasquatch, Professor "Squatcho" Henderson. 38. Which one of your OCs would be the best dancer? For all her flaws, sucking at dancing is not among Lady Angst's failings. Zapatta is two thousand years old and lascivious so he can probably cut a rug. For that matter and for similar reasons Santacles would know every winter folk dance there is. 39. Introduce any character you want I have a fondness for the Keeper, a combo speedster/tank. She’s Britain’s most popular hero, goalkeeper themed, and seven and a half feet tall. She was born out of some RPG build experiments, the idea being that her low end cosmic awareness tells her what’s happening, her speed helps her intervene, and then her thick skin absorbs the hit. 40. Any fond memories linked to your characters? Feel free to share In my early 20s I used to hang out at night with friends of mine in the local all night diner, drinking unlimited coffee, playing games, eating the breakfast buffet, etc. We were all either just out of college or just out of high school and we were all commiserating our bleak futures. I would sketch and color a character pic every night. Most of those characters are scrapped now but a few (like Sonofagun) have made the cut. The pictures got moldy in storage, sad to say. 41. Has anyone drawn fanart of your OCs? If yes, maybe show a picture or two here (remember sources & permissions!) See above. 42. Which one of your OCs would be the most interested in Greek gods? Many of them ARE Greek gods. My Mary Sue, Mail-man would be most genuinely interested. 43. Do you have any certain type when you create your OCs? Do you tend to favour some certain traits or looks? It’s time to confess See above, #6. 44. Something you like about your OCs in general They are diverse and few have anything stereotypical about them. They are all their own people. 45. A character you no longer use? NEVER ASK ME ABOUT STEVE 46. Has anyone ever told you that you treat your OCs badly? Nah. I'm so wary of fridging characters that I don't heap much abuse on them. Plus, there's a revolving door on death. 47. Has anyone ever (friendly) claimed any of your OCs as their child? As I've said, some are on permanent loan from their player parents. 48. OC who is a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure Nah. Maybe Catfight. She's trying to get into Man Man's crew and it's going to be disastrous. 49. Which one of your OCs would most likely enjoy memes Probably Magnum Opus. 50. Give me the good ol’ OC talk here. Talk about anything you want Top Rocker of Earth has a passing similarity to Lobo in that both are cosmic bikers and general nasty asskickers but in truth Top draws most from Terrax the Tamer. If you want, you can tag your ask answers with #yetanotherOCmeme so I can check them out too `v´9

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noahdnicholus · 7 years

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The Rise of Augmented Reality in Mobile Apps

Early adaptations of the technology have been mostly disappointing. However, of late, with much more powerful hardware to play with, developers have begun to implement the technology in highly creative and unexpected ways. There are now a variety of apps available for both the Android and iOS mobile operating systems.

We’re going to look at some of the best examples below.

Pokemon Go

The most sought-after implementation of augmented reality arrived in 2016 in the form of Pokemon Go. A worldwide sensation, Pokemon Go implemented the technology in a very creative way. This extension of the Pokemon-catching experience was both natural and entertaining for the user.

It uses subtle UI additions to create a more realistic visual experience. These include shadowing around and underneath the Pokemon, and a smart moving Poke Ball linked to the device accelerometer.

The 3D experience is completed by the interaction between the Poke Ball and the Pokemon, as a swipe sends the ball into the augmented reality and produces a convincing reproduction of a ball being thrown to the ground in real life.

Ink Hunter

Ink Hunter is a novel idea with a real-world purpose. This exciting implementation of augmented reality allows users to preview how a particular tattoo design would look on their skin before going ahead and applying the permanence of a real tattoo.

The design can be uploaded, superimposed, edited, and then shared with others for feedback. Other implementations similar to this have also been applied across mobile apps, including those which allow for the preview of fashion items such as clothing and sunglasses. It has real-world benefits and enhances the consumer experience significantly.

Snapchat

Snapchat is responsible for so many people being introduced to augmented reality technology. It allows users of all ages to play with the technology in so many ways. From applying effects and masks to your face, to superimposing elements in the room around you.

Snapchat is one of the most popular and accessible ways to try the technology. It’s easy to use, fun, and has been executed with simplicity.

In one of the least buggy implementations I have seen, Snapchat uses this technology as a core concept for their product.

As one of the leading products utilizing augmented reality, Snapchat would appear to be a driving force behind how we may see the technology evolve through 2017 and beyond. As Tim Cook recently described:

“I regard it as a big idea like the smartphone. The smartphone is for everyone, we don’t have to think the iPhone is about a certain demographic or country or vertical market: It’s for everyone. I think AR is that big, it’s huge.”

We are yet to fully see the true potential of augmented reality. 2017 looks set to see some dramatic and exciting advances in the technology on mobile devices.

How would you like to see it implemented? Do you agree that it’s the next big development in mobile apps?

from Web Designing Tips http://1stwebdesigner.com/augmented-reality-mobile-apps/

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Sho Wara

Satoshi Sho Wara (サトシ翔ワーア) is an english singer-songwriter, record producer, multi-instrumentalist, poet and painter under Asylum Records. Dubbed as “The Poet Of Rock And Roll”, he has enjoyed consistent critical and popular success and is widely credited as one of the key artists in the rock genre. Besides music, Sho has released poem books and paintings. He is also one of the only artists of asian ethnicity to win a Grammy Award.

Profile

Full name: Satoshi Sho Wara (サトシ翔ワーア). Stage name: Sho Wara (翔ワーア). Birth date: June 1st 1984 (33). Birth place: London, England. Nationality: English. Zodiac sign: Gemini. Chinese zodiac sign: Wood rat. Height: 1.93cm. Weight: 86kg. Blood type: O. Voice type: Bass. Vocal analysis: A-.

Personality

Positive traits: Adventurous, charming, communicative, creative, dynamic, energetic, enthusiastic, independent, lively, loving, self-confident, sociable, strong sense of teamwork, virtuous, talented, warmhearted and witty. Negative traits: Changeable, competitive, daredevil, flirtatious, foolhardy, greedy, impatient, impulsive, inquisitive, jealous, obsessive, possessive, quick-tempered, resentful, self-indulgent, selfish and unfaithful.

Physical appearance

Dark brown and straight hair. Brown eyes. Tanned skin. Athletic. Dimples. One piercing on the left ear and one piercing on the right ear. Eighteen tattoos.

Vocals

Critic Of Music

Vocal type: Bass. Positives: Robust, clear lower register that is projected well. Bass is achieved with great technique and support down to F#2. A highlight of the voice. Slightly brightening as he ascends, the middle register still maintains ease and displays a warm, masculine tone. Though he gains a slight (pushed) rasp above E4, his voice remains open, projecting well. Well-developed mixed voice, allowing him to access a clean, head-dominant C5 belt. A light, warm falsetto that Sho has no issues staying in for extended periods. This area possesses a soft vibrato and is reached with ease until around Eb5 when he needs more volume to phonate. Solid understanding of musical phrasing, being considerate to the music by changing vocal colors, texture and dynamics. Negatives: The upper extremes of the falsetto are unstable and undeveloped and the chest register thins as he ascends. Though he mixes at the extremes of his chest voice, the rest of the belting range could use a more even mix.

Albums and singles

Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not (2002) I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor When The Sun Goes Down

Favorite Worst Nightmare (2004) Brianstorm Fluorescent Adolescent Teddy Picker

The Things We Do To Find People Who Feel Like Us (2006) Bad Art & Weirdo Ideas Dirty Lights Noisy Heaven

Gumboot Soup and Polygondwanaland (2007) All Is Known Beginner’s Luck Greenhouse Heat Death The Last Oasis

Ok Computer (2010) Airbag Karma Police Lucky No Surprises Paranoid Android Plug In Baby

In Rainbows (2012) All I Need Bodysnatchers House Of Cards Jigsaw Falling Into Place Nude Reckoner

The Underside Of Power (2014) Cleveland The Underside Of Power Walk Like A Panther

Boarding House Reach (2016) Connected By Love Corporation Ice Station Zebra Over And Over And Over Seven Nation Army Supermassive Black Hole

Thin Black Duke (2018) Come As You Are Locked Out Of Heaven Roxanne Smoke On The Water

Science Fiction (2020) Happy Together Hold On We’re Going Home Sex And Candy Time Of The Season

Virtue (2022) ALieNNatioN All Wordz Are Made Up Leave It In My Dreams Pointlessness QYURRYUS

For Nina, Forever Ago (2024) Lover, You Should’ve Come Over Since I’ve Been Loving You Skinny Love Slow Dancing In A Burning Room You Are My Sunshine

Hug Of Thunder (2026) 1979 Hug Of Thunder Losing My Religion Viva La Vida

Sleep Well Beast (2028) Carin At The Liquor Store Day I Die Guilty Party I’ll Still Destroy You The System Only Dreams In Total Darkness

Kid A (2031) Burning For You Don’t Fear The Reaper Kid A True Love Waits

Skeleton Tree (2033) I Need You Jesus Alone O’Children Skeleton Tree

Is This The Life We Really Want? (2035) Dejà Vu Smell The Roses The Last Refugee Wait For Her

Relatives In Descent (2037) All Along The Watchtower A Private Understanding Don’t Go To Anacita Whole Lotta Love

No Cities To Love (2040) Babe I’m Gonna Leave You Hallelujah Stairway To Heaven

Twin Fantasy (2043) Bodys My Boy Say It Ain’t So Twin Fantasy

To Be Kind (2045) Oxygen Screen Shot

Snares Like A Haircut (2047) I Want You Just Like A Woman One Of Us Most Know Snares Like A Haircut

Sleeping Tapes (2053) A Glass Of Water Goodmorning, Sweetheart The Raven

Grace (2060) Eternal Life Forget Her Grace Last Goodbye So Real

Albums and non-title tracks

Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not (2002) A Certain Romance Dancing Shoes Fake Tales Of San Francisco From The Ritz To The Rubble Mardy Bum Perhaps Vampires Is a Bit Strong But Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured Riot Van Still Take You Home The View From The Afternoon You Probably Couldn’t See For The Lights

Favorite Worst Nightmare (2004) 505 Balaclava D Is For Dangerous Do Me A Favour If You Were There, Beware Old Yellow Bricks Only Ones Who Know The Bad Thing This House Is A Circus

The Things We Do To Find People Who Feel Like Us (2006) Hard Luck Kid I Break Guitars Porno Love Ride The Wild Haze Throwaways Too Late To Die Young Young & Alive

Gumboot Soup and Polygondwanaland (2007) Barefoot Desert Down In The Sink I’m Sleeping In Muddy Water Superposition The Great Chain Of Being The Wheel

Ok Computer (2010) Climbing Up The Walls Electioneering Exit Music (For A Film) Filter Happier Let Down Subterranean Homesick Alien The Tourist

In Rainbows (2012) 15 Step All I’ve Ever Known Faust Arp Pain Videotape Weird Fishes/Arpeggi

The Underside Of Power (2014) A Hymn For An Average Man A Murmur, A Sign Animals Bury Me Standing Death March Cry Of The Martyrs Mme Rieux Plague Years The Cycle/The Spiral: Time to Go Down Slowly

Boarding House Reach (2016) Abulia And Akrasia Ball And Biscuit Everything You’ve Ever Learned Ezmerelda Steals the Show Get In The Mind Shaft Humoresque Hypermisophoniac Respect Commander What’s Done Is Done Why Walk A Dog?

Thin Black Duke (2018) A Gentleman’s Gentleman Cold & Well-Lit Place Ecce Homo Host Letter Of Note Other People The Finished Line The Upper

Science Fiction (2020) 137 451 Batter Up Can’t Get It Out Could Never Be Heaven Damn Desert Everybody Here Wants You In The Water Lit Me Up No Control Out Of Mana Same Logic/Teeth Waste

Virtue (2022) Black Hole Lazy Boy My Friend The Walls One Of The Ones Permanent High School Pink Ocean Pyramid Of Bones Think Before You Drink To Fall In Love With You We’re Where We Were Wink

For Nina, Forever Ago (2024) Can’t Get Started Edge Of Desire Give Me Love I Don’t Trust Myself With Loving You I Know It’s Over In The Blood I Still Feel Like Your Man Little Lion Man Nina Please Don’t Fall In Love With Someone New The Girl The Night We Met White Blank Page You Should Know Where I’m Coming From

Hug Of Thunder (2026) Gonna Get Better Halfway Home Mouth Guards Of The Apocalypse Please Take Me With You Protest Song Skyline Sol Luna Stay Happy Towers And Masons Vanity Pail Kids Victim Lover Violet Hill

Sleep Well Beast (2028) Born To Beg Cheers, Darling Coconut Skins Dark Side Of The Gym Empire Line Helpless Moving On And Getting Over New Light Nobody Else Will Be There Sleep Well Beast Turtleneck Walk It Back

Kid A (2031) Eskimo Everything In Its Right Place How To Disappear Completely Idioteque In Limbo Morning Bell Motion Picture Soundtrack Optimistic The National Anthem Treefingers

Skeleton Tree (2033) Anthrocene Distant Sky Girl In Amber Magneto Ring Of Saturn

Is This The Life We Really Want? (2035) Bird In A Gale Broken Bones Is This The Life We Really Want? Oceans Apart Part Of Me Died Picture That The Most Beautiful Girl When We Were Young

Relatives In Descent (2037) Caitriona Corpses in Regalia Elephant Half Sister Here Is The Thing Male Pleague My Children Night-Blooming Cereus The Chuckler Up The Tower Windsor Hum

No Cities To Love (2040) A New Wave Bury Our Friends Fangless Gimme Love Hey Darling No Anthems No Cities To Love Price Tag Surface Envy Wave

Twin Fantasy (2043) Beach Life-In-Death Cute Thing Famous Prophets High To Death Nervous Young Inhumans Never On The Day You Leave Sober To Death Stop Smoking

To Be Kind (2045) A Little God In Your Hands Bring The Sun Just A Little Boy Kirsten Supine Nathalie Neal She Loves Us Some Things We Do To Be Kind

Snares Like A Haircut (2047) Cruise Control Drippy Popper Primitive Plus Send Me Secret Swamp Soft Collar Fad Squashed Stuck In The Changer Third Grave Rave Tidal

Sleeping Tapes (2053) Chimes For Dreams Feeling Good Good Evening Hummmmmm IKEA Seeing With My Eyes Closed See You At The Dreaming Tree Sleep. Dream. Wakeup. Temescal Canyon The Hen The Sea We’re All In This Together (Goodnight)

Grace (2060) Corpus Christi Carol Dream Brother Lilac Wine Mojo Pin You’re Gonna Live Forever In Me

Partners

Shraddha Kapoor (1999) Caryn Marjorie (2001) Adeline Rudo (2002) Yovanna Ventura (2002) Seryna Seo (2003) Caitlin Beadles (2004) Dina Denoire (2004) Lily He (2004-2010) Koleen Diaz (2006-2011) Jessica Vu (2005) Dollicia Bryan (2005) Mishti Rahman (2007-2009) Jasmine Villegas (2007) Érika Januza (2008) Yes Liv Can (2008) Blue Cantrell (2009) Tammy Torres (2009) Rosario Dawson (2010) Bria Myles (2010) Karrine Steffans (2011) Alyssa Arce (2011) Vanessa Vargas (2011) Mikaela Long (2012-2015) Krista Santiago (2012) Maika Monroe (2012) Cindy Kimberly (2012) Shenelle Scott (2013) Nicola Peltz (2013) Cydney Christine (2014) Marie Avgeropoulos (2014) Jasmine Sanders (2014) Draya Michele (2015) Bernice Burgos (2015) Cyn Santana (2015) Ammika Harris (2016) India Westbrook (2016) Lily Collins (2016) Baskin Champion (2017) Audreyana Michelle (2017) Cailin Russo (2017) Jordan Ozuna (2017) Alexandra Daddario (2018) Olivia Holt (2018) Raina Lawson (2018) Nina (2018-2023) *married in 2022, divorced in 2023 Rachel Roy (2021-2023) Karisma Ramir (2021) Jasmine Rose (2022) Maya James (2022) Lani Blair (2022) Marie Nova (2023) Stephanie Woods (2023) Brenda Lowe (2023)

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