#we can and must girlbossify mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Happy Guild Wars 2 Eve remember to leave out a toxin cured hog for the Commander

#gw2 #mage rambles #we can and must girlbossify Mordremoth

[heraldofaurene]

we can must and will girlbossify mordremoth

#m #found this sentence in my drafts. #what was i talking about? we just don’t know

[knight-of-the-thorn]

I think we should consider chainsaw steve an honorary gw2 sexyman.

#mage rambles #we can and must girlbossify mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Maybe Mordremoth had the right idea. Maybe we shouldn't have physical bodies. Maybe we should just become formless all encompassing swaths of plants and fungi and have our consciousness be spread throughout all of it in hive that becomes all and destroys all and it is all us and we are all of it. Maybe we should all have Scarlet Briar announce when we wake up in the morning by means of unfathomable violence. Maybe that's the ideal form. We are using mushrooms to tweak our adrenal glands everypony.

#mage rambles #we can and must girlbossify mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Alright, gonna lay something on you guys, may be controversial,

If you switched Palawa Joko and Preminger from Barbie Princess and the Pauper there would be absolutely zero difference in any way whatsoever.

#gw2 #mage rambles #we can and must girlbossify mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

See, Ryland and Jormag are poor little meow meows, but Jormag in a more intentional way than Ryland, Which loops back to making Ryland even more of a poor little meow meow, Joko and Bangar have Meow Meow potential but do not see it to their full extent, Joko because he has too much self respect I guess is the word and Bangar because everything he does is incredibly deliberate but he doesn’t realize that he is pathetic. Hold on let me draw a diagram.

#gw2 #mage rambles #we can and must girlbossify Mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Why r so many of the things jormag says so younger sibling coded

#gw2 #mage rambles #we can and must girlbossify mordremoth #I am a youngest sibling and this is a joke

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Like say what you will about the atrocities putting Faren in the soup was objectively funny of Scarlet

#gw2 #mage rambles #we can and must girlbossify mordremoth #scarlet briar stan twitter

[knight-of-the-thorn]

>get a wyld hunt to cleanse orr >ask the pale tree if the wyld hunt is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says “it’s a good wyld hunt my son” >go to orr >its wet

#gw2 #trahearne #we can and must girlbossify Mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

The sylvari race is just a sims game that mordremoth left unpaused for 20 years

#gw2 #mage rambles #we can and must girlbossify mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Ranking secondborn on how likely they are to bite you

Sariel: Yes and this requires no explanation

Scarlet: Yes, but only if it's really funny OR if we're talking like battle on the breachmaker era Scarlet at that point I feel like we're well beyond caring about being dignified.

Serimon: On one hand he works with newborn Sylvari, on the other he works with newborn Sylvari. Take from that what you will.

Laranthir: This one is controversial but he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously. I don't think he would, I think he frowns upon biting but I don't think he considers himself all high and mighty above it.

Amaranda: She just wants to be left alone.

Canach: Does consider this beneath him 100%. Might do it if it's funny. Probably not.

Cadeyrn: No but he is gonna give you some like kingdom hearts style monologue about the true nature of our darkness or something pretentious like that and I will bite HIM to make him shut the fuck up.

#gw2 #mage rambles #scarlet briar stan twitter #we can and must girlbossify Mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

The Commander: Canach I have a problem-

Canach, already preparing explosives: And I have a solution

#gw2 #literally everytime he shows up in lws4 it's just commander I have an idea let me blow something up #and he is well within his rights he can blow up whatever he likes #canach #arceidai #we can and must girlbossify mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Headcanon that since Mordremoth had access to Trahearne and presumably could then learn things about the Commander's eating habits, he put the toxin cured hog out as bait to poison them, then proceeded to watch them fucking down it like 👁👄👁

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #mage rambles #we can and must girlbossify mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Non comprehensive list of things in gw2 that give me gender envy

-Post top surgery twisted marionette

-Sylvari. Self explanatory.

-Green lion dye

-Canach Saying “It IS Canach!” In icebrood saga

-Entering a manic and desperate state and eating the toxin cured hog with frenzy and passion.

-The way Arkk talks.

-You know what blanket statement just every time Matthew Mercer has delivered a line in the most out of pocket way

-the mushroom room.

-Oozes

#mage rambles #gw2 #we can and must girlbossify Mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

Yeah I’m excited for fishing. 

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #eod livestream #gw2 spoilers #arceidai #theitia #my art #we can and must girlbossify Mordremoth

[knight-of-the-thorn]

AN IMPRESSION OF WHOMST??????

#gw2 #we can and must girlbossify mordremoth