#vol'jins got a chai latte

[cheeziswin]

vol'jin and bwonsamdi just sit at the altar with azsharabucks playing fuck/marry/kill with important azeroth people while occasionally roasting the champion every time they come up to get resurrected

#warcraft #cheezis #bwonsamdi has a pink drink with extra whip cream but also he's spiked it with red bull for some reason #vol'jins got a chai latte #both of them are devastating with their insults and the champion will think about it for the rest of their lives

[wowheadquarters]

What would their order at Starbucks be?

For curious anon barista. I don’t go to Starbucks. First, the nearest Starbucks is in a city which is 1 hour away by bus from my school. Second, I have been there once and I sort of think I can make myself better coffee home for less money. Plus I am more of a tea person. And with the upcoming winter, cacao person as well. What am I trying to say is: I had to google up what you can order in Starbucks. I am sorry if I got it wrong.

Anduin: Cotton Candy Frappucino. He’s been 12 for years.

Ghost Varian: Caramel Latte. With soy milk.

The Council of Three Hammers

Muradin: Vanilla Macchiato. Classy. Moira: Chocolate Chai Tea Latte. Whatever that is. It was written on the board in big letters. Falstad: Flat White. You shouldn’t drink anything fancy and complicated when you wanna go flying.

Tyrande: Unicorn Frappucino. It better not include an actual unicorn, mind you.

Mekkatorque: Espresso. He orders seven. Pour them all in one cup, please. And don’t stare at him in such horror.

Velen: White chocolate mocha. He likes it soft and no one else wants to drink it, so he doesn’t have to share.

Genn: Café Americano. And a biscuit.

Aysa: Macha latte. It tastes slightly like seaweed. It is amazing.

Thrall: Iced Vanilla Latte. He’d have classic warm one, but in Durotar you want to drink something cold. And he can share vanilla with Aggra.

Spirit of Vol'jin: Salted Caramel Macchiato. Salted caramel is the best caramel.

Ghost Garrosh: Caramel Macchiato. What the hell is wrong with you, Vol’jin?

Baine: Java Chip Frappucino. Frappucinos are the best ones.

Sylvanas: Pumpkin spice latte. Hallow’s End aesthetic, not because she drinks coffee (or drinks at all).

Lor'themar: Orange Mango Smoothie. They didn’t offer wine.

Gallywix: Peppermint Espresso Con Panna with extra whipped cream. Listen, shops like this were made to experiment.

Ji: Matcha lemonade. He is not all that coffee guy. He also thinks milk with green tea is a crime.

Taedal: Maple pecan latte. It is sweet and it has pecans and maple syrup is awesome.

+ Bonus Author: Chai Caramel Latte. The only thing I ever had there. At least I think so. It was four years ago. I usually drink hot liquid sugar with hint of milk and distant coffee flavor.

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