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[festive]

Little miss can’t stop thinking ‘bout fictional dick 24/7 :/

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[viva-a-gristle]

gristle and viva what do you guys like to do for fun?

Tanner:

They aren't h-

Gristle:

[A combination of excited squawks, growls and shouts]

Tanner:

I... stand corrected

Gristle:

Ha! [It gestures to its mouth and flaps its jaw up and down] Haaa!

Viva:

It likes jokes.

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[vivavgk]

i’m actually pretty pissed that the mirage hotel went ahead and named the baby dolphin “karli”. it stands for Knights Aces Rebels Lights Inclusion. my entire lifes purpose is to raise awareness about the captivity of these sentient beings. i live in las vegas because i wanted to speak out against the mirage hotel. i;ve been raising awareness in this city for more than five years. the dolphins when i moved here were DISEASED with a pox virus and not a single person thought “hey dolphins aren’t suppossed to look like this, maybe we should look into it??” it took me dragging their ass through the media to get salinity levels changed. there are eleven dolphins trapped in this hotel. the pool is not that deep, and they spend their time at the surface. remember, it gets like 117 here. dolphins can get sunburn just like you do. the dolphin pools do not have any type of shade. the new shade structure is a joke and only in one pool at the interaction space (where you get to beach the dolphin for a photo!! congrats, you’re an asshole) 

anyway, im pissed that once again i cannot just ENJOY SOMETHING WITHOUT IT GOING BACK TO DOLPHINS. 

learn more on my website: www.mojavedolphins.com @mojavedolphins

on the plus side, downtown las vegas just got this really cool art piece centered around the waste the world creates and saving the planet and animals. One of the pieces is a whale that has EMPTY THE TANKS stamped on the walls and i am so touched so I know we are making a difference.. 

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Baby BOYYYYYY

#viva.txt #I AM DOWN BAD #I REPEAT DOWN BAD #LOOK AT HIM #LOOK

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y’all who’s winning a glizzy eating contest,,, you or your fave

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she’s a 10 but she can’t even keep her cactus alive.

#b4 ANYONE SAYS SOMETHING NOT ME #IM PLANTS ARE SEMI OK #MY ALOE VERA PLANTS ARE THRIVING <33 #nothing else is.. #BHT NO THIS ISNT ABOUT ME #THE HEAD NURSE AT MY JOB JUST SHOWED ME HER CACTUS #ITS DEAD #SHE KILLED IT #viva.txt

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good morning everyone, look at me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a weirdo.

#it is not done but I need to show it off anyways #me and my bad bitch #viva.txt #kita and his goth <3

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I am biting my fist violently thinking about mattsun with a neck tattoo and just tracing the outlines of it while watching his adams Apple bob up and down

#I’m DYING #IM SO UFHHHHFHFJDJD #viva.txt

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what is a word the gives u the ick when u read it in fanfics

#for me it’s cunny #I’m sorry guys but I can’t #viva.txt

[festive]

Once again, when tighnari comes out .. I will not shut up about him.

#viva.txt #i do not want anyone else in sumeru #y’all can have al and cyno and who ever else #i just want tighnari #djjdjd #when he comes out I’m gonna be in x reader tags every day

[festive]

I feel like fanfics are like rule 34,, if a person exists then there is a fanfic of them 😭

#just read a Eminem x reader fic lmaooo #viva.txt

[festive]

He is very gorgeous to me!!!!

#Look at HIM #YALL LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN #viva.txt

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Theresa said cockwarming a fatui member during a meeting and now I’m thinkin bout it, just imagine the rest of them not even batting an eye as you sit naked on dottores or Tartaglia’s lap.

#viva.txt #they’re all like man shut ur bitch up #we trying to listen here 🙄

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roasting sessions with your fave be all fun and games until they say something that lowkey hurt like damn.. you don’t mean that do you? You joking right? 😭

#Osamu follows me out the room when I walk away #talking bout ‘come on babe I was jokin’ #😭 #viva.txt

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the math is not mathin’ tonight.

#if I do say so myself #y’all I just got reminded of the one time I had this mutual #kept soft blocking me and refollowing me just to do it all over again #but like one time someone asked me to ship my moots and I didn’t mention them and they got mad at me #like hello we are not MUTUALS #viva.txt