#village-skeptic's Tumblr Cabinet

[village-skeptic]

Can I apply for a cabinet position? Anything, really, I'll just be happy to serve! 😊

@stillhidden, my administration needs you as Chief of Staff! I trust your foreign and domestic policy insights, know that you are capable of promoting a consistent Bughead agenda (and finding allies in other compatible parties!), and you are GREAT at deflecting haters as needed.

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[village-skeptic]

Reporting for cabinet duty. I'm just here to serve.

Oh, @imreallyloveleee, with an offer like that, you have to be my Secretary of Commerce! You can be the voice of "family businesses" in my administration, and I promise to supply you with all the Gregs support staff that you need.

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[village-skeptic]

Put me to work in this cabinet of yours fam!

@sullypants, I'm hoping you'll accept the responsibility of leading my administration's National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration! Who else is going to bring me regular briefings on summer vibes? ⛱️😎

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[village-skeptic]

Dear village, I hope I am not only a mutual and fellow bread-lover to you but also a Secretary. If you tell me my position I will only become stronger!

@floggingink, in addition to the roles you name, my administration is honored to have you serving as Secretary of Stranger (and occasionally Spicier!) Things!

(It was either that or Press Secretary: you know... covering the Teen Beat, the occasional Interview with the/a Vampire...)

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[village-skeptic]

OOOh a cabinet position with village-skeptic sounds like a pretty lucrative gig! Count me in! 🖤

@jandjsalmon, you will absolutely be enjoying a cushy benefits package* as my Senior Secretary of Bughead Relations and Chair of the Special Inquiry Committee on Fanfic Finding!

*For all definitions of "benefits" that include pretty gifsets and tag essays. Because who needs insurance?

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[village-skeptic]

I would like a cabinet position! 🫡💜 I feel like it could be one of a few things, lmao

Lovely @lurker-no-more, your enthusiastic tags and perpetually good vibes mean that you are definitely the Secretary of Community Engagement, currently also serving as Special Liaison to Lockwood & Co. 😁😂🥰

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[village-skeptic]

alright, i'm curious - what's my portfolio in your cabinet? :D

@pantsaretherealheroes, thanks to all the 9-1-1 posting (and fic!), you are TOTALLY heading up my Federal Emergency Management Agency! But because you're you, I know that you'd be willing to "Jump Around" to other positions in the administration as needed. 😁☘️

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[village-skeptic]

okay, i'm openly lobbying for a position in the cabinet, kitchen or otherwise

@whatwillthegirlbecome, given that your most delightful username + very choice posting about The Old Guard covers the full human lifespan*, I'm hoping you'll join my administration as Secretary of Health and Human Services!

*That's a lot of range for immortals!

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[village-skeptic]

Cabinet position, please

@stillscape, this administration simply would not function without your vital work as Secretary of College AUs... not to mention your former position as UK Cultural Attaché for Religious Affairs, embedded in the office of the Thin White Duke (CHURCH ON TIME).

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