#verysharpfish

[atomic-chronoscaph]

What's your favourite dinosaur?

Triceratops!

#verysharpfish #asks #triceratops gif #ray harryhausen gif #dinosaurs

[sleepy-stitches]

hi, would you stab julius ceaser or would u like just not go

i think i would say i was going to go and then last second cancel because it would be too stressful for me

#sorry. cowards move. but its not like they didnt have it covered! plenty of other people to stab that guy #placeholder ask tag #verysharpfish

[polygonate]

people keep on throwing rocks at me, what sin did i do to deserve this?

#by people i do just mean tumblr user verysharpfish

[boopsloth]

rip @verysharpfish sorry i killed u :((((

[lezzy36]

TEEN JESUS!!!!

@car-vroom-vroom

@verysharpfish

#this was so fun to go and see!! #the performance was great #and i was half deaf by the end of it #ill have more photos and videos once i get my sister to send them to me #and please ignore my god-awful singing in the background of any videos i post #teen jesus and the jean teasers #teen jesus #live music #live performance #i used to be fun

[verysharpfish]

tumblr user verysharpfish dodging the top ten guys allegations

tumblr user wrenrcs using anonymous asks despite claiming to not be a coward

#play the coward alarm

[wrenrcs]

why do people think you are french

@verysharpfish I saw you type these then giggle to yourself

[sleepy-stitches]

where are you i would like to say hi

i was doing maths on books i think :(

#im bad at maths :( #placeholder ask tag #i put my ask tag in wrong four times i was listening to you read 1950s comics #verysharpfish

[sleepy-stitches]

hi tumblr user sleepy stiches, i have a parasocial relationship with u

if that’s true…. then should you not know how to spell my username correctly?

#sorry i’m flattered that you find me interesting and i think it’s very funny to hear i keep getting full name #“tumblr user sleepy-stitches” in conversations i think that’s hilarious #i just have been playing way too much dgs and so i start talking like this asshole #placeholder ask tag #verysharpfish

[sleepy-stitches]

HITS YOU WITH MY PAWS BOOP BOOP BOOP

HITS YOU BACK W /MY/ PAWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#placeholder ask tag #verysharpfish

[sleepy-stitches]

I've heard that you're the Meower, is this true?

i dont meow. ive never meowed. anyone claiming to have proof of me meowing is a liar and a charlatan

#placeholder ask tag #verysharpfish

[sleepy-stitches]

hello tumblr user sleepy stitches why am i willing to die for ur yuri ocs despite only having seen one line of dialogue from both of them?

sincerely, me

hi tumblr user verysharpfish,

thank you for writing in. at the top of this post i would like to clarify that pahrsi was made by my good friend rye beans, so i cannot at all take credit for her. ariane is my girl though. i would love to blend her. she sucks.

to answer your question, i think it is because they are both completely fucking insane. the dialogue in question is one i picked because i think it's wild out of context, but it stays equally insane in context? this exchange happens maybe two hours after they've met, after pahrsi has stitched up a particularly icky wound ariane has in the back of her leg (obtained from other yuri. thats a story for a different post though). they literally met at a casino and pahrsi talked ariane into taking her back to her place to stitch her up. as a complete stranger. because she thought it would be fun. i need to send her to the shredder.

the whole reason they find themselves drawn to each other in the first place is because they both have girlfriends that they have kind of rocky relationships with, and they remind each other of those girlfriends. it's kind of a weird rebound situation except if they never did anything explicitly romantic and instead just kind of danced around the fact that they're obviously attracted to each other for like two entire years. they make me fucking crazy.

oh and every exchange they have is equally insane. they always talk like this. im struggling to pick my favourite one to add at the end here because all of it is really really good. i think this one is a classic; this is barely a third of the conversation these two have about ariane's potential to kill pahrsi.

what the FUCK is wrong with them

#this is a really really basic overview of how they met and covers basically nothing about why they continue to make me insane #because this is like twenty years in the past and theres a lot going on in the present to make me crazy #but hey gotta start somewhere. idk its like i loooove to talk about these guys. i do. i would love to talk about them forever #but it is soooo much easier if i have like. Directed Questions its kind of hard to unravel their whole deal off the top of my head #all this to say this was fun . bats my eyes at my darling followers you should all ask more #you could even ask about my ocs that are pahrsi's sort-of-kids. theres a whole story there. though less insane than the yuri #arianwyn #pahrsi #13 orphans #placeholder ask tag #verysharpfish #other contenders for dialogue at the end here were secret blackjack and the holes innuendo #but nothing hits like tasteful artistry of a crime scene to me #sure hope the colour coding doesnt suck here but it means i dont have to restructure certain sentences to remove ambiguity so. lol #okay i think thats it thank you for showing interest in these freaks

[sleepy-stitches]

what are ur opinions on shapes and colours?

depends which shapes and which colours

#also depends if we want to take this in the literal understanding of shapes and colours #or the running joke about sharing screens through discord #because there are definitely both good and bad shapes and colours in both categories #placeholder ask tag #verysharpfish

[sleepy-stitches]

what's ur wordfued i wanna game with u

its just sleepy_stitches but you have to understand im both very bad at the game itself and also at remembering to make turns

#i love scrabble so fucking much that does not mean i am good at it #currently giving the most mid performance of my life in a wordfeud game w friend tumblr user holisticdogpark #but i would love to play anyway smiles #placeholder ask tag #verysharpfish

[sleepy-stitches]

45. how do they hug people

i dont think she hugs people often but i think when she does it is often pretty spontaneous and out of excitement. i think althea would knock you over with a hug because she won something/you won something/something big happened. honestly i would imagine the few times that she does hug people she probably picks them up. i think if someone were to hug her though she would be weird and bad at it. she has to not be thinking about it

#ah fuck ive broken format here. who cares. life #maybe one day we will get the violetta althea hug. maybe if they win a carnival game or something next session #then again that would require the carnival game to not be Gun so. who knows #placeholder ask tag #verysharpfish

[sleepy-stitches]

Trick or mayhaps, treat?

for you.... both!

002: ARCHUSLOP & woe CHOMP be upon ye

#placeholder ask tag #verysharpfish