#vash be like. self praise. lie. dramatization. weird joke no one will get. dramatization. lie. another weird joke.

[orcelito]

Excerpt from INTL chapter 13 scene 2. Bc im still fucking laughing at this

Anytime Vash is trying to get something he gets a Little Unhinged hfkdhfjdh

#speculation nation #itnl shit #hes trying to confuse them into giving him what he wants hfkshfkdh #vash: 'I talked to Seth about it!'(he did not talk to Seth about it) #vash be like. self praise. lie. dramatization. weird joke no one will get. dramatization. lie. another weird joke. #no one here knows hes trans so they have NO idea why hes saying that with the balls thing #and then him straight up lying about losing his arm yesterday bc his prosthetic is broken so hes going no-arm rn #and replying to the genuine concern with a joke about it #he is so fucking. unhinged. i LOVE writing him like this. #also meryl's comment is bc he said he was going to 'ask nicely' hfkdhfjdhdjd #vash: 'im not going to steal!' *proceeds to perplex the fuck out of these dudes and guilts them out of what he wants* #to be fair. he DOES deserve compentation. he didnt get paid man and he almost died. let him take what he wants. #anyways. i love this scene. i had much fun with it. #also yes Chica is here. for added context this entire excerpt he has drool all over his face & bangs sticking up every which way for it #bc she licked his face all over in greeting hfkdhfjd #i think that really adds to the unhinged factor. i love him sooo much.