#vanilla doesn’t know about the pigeon smuggling

[iceicewifey]

(Heyhey if we’re sending in asks to Vanilla as our f/o’s then I hope you don’t mind disgusting rat man Dan for half a sec)

Vanilla! Salaaaam ~♪

How’s that son of yours? He’s been.. at my place… constantly. But no worries! … probably. As long as the missus doesn’t mind,, and keeps giving him MY basbousa,, but tell me: what’s one thing that you really bond over with your,, rather large,, ankle biter :1 ?

please excuse Dan having something against Noel because he’s taller than him & makes him feel small

the way i wheezed at “rather large ankle biter” i stg JXKSKXLXLX

Wa-Alaikum-Salaam, Dan. My son is fine, however I can’t tell you why he’d be at your place so often… Maybe he’s befriended one of your kids. I hope so, I don’t see any other reason he’d want to be at your place… Are you the reason he’s been talking about pigeons lately? Hm. I’ll ask him about it later… One thing I bo— Ya Allah can you quit calling my wife an ‘ankle biter’?! She’s not that short… Ahem… It’s hard to pick one thing since I feel as though I’ve known her for my entire life, but we initially bonded over similar experiences in our pasts, specifically when it comes to our parents, as morbid as that sounds… We both quite like pool too, but I won’t ‘talk your ear off’ as Shay says. Salam, send Rezan my regards.

#mail 💌 #soll-amca #f/ovember responses #the iceman cometh #the girls are fightingggg HDJSKKS #vanilla doesn’t know about the pigeon smuggling #this is gonna sound insane to people without context JXKXKXK #he means pool as in billiards not swimming btw #they are literally both great at pool but also competitive 😔 hxksk #in love with queue