Watch your back in there... ๐ช
Happy Simblreen 2023! :)
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"Let Cordelia and Alphie go at least. Please. She's my baby girl."
"Are youโฆ crying?" Val looked at him incredulously.
"Mr. Valerian, I am many things. I'm a complete and total dork. I know machines better than most. And I am complete mush for my family. I am not cool."
"You know machines?"
"Yes! That's the whole reason I'm here. My android, Alpha C01, I was hoping you could help me with her. Help me refine her. But then I told that stupid lie, and then you aimed a lazer at my junk. andโugh, I'm gonna die crying while a lazer lobs off my dick!"
Valerian sighed.
"Mr. Fletcher, please control yourself. HANSEL, heartrate check."
"He's being truthful, sir. A little too honest by my assessment."
"As I thought. You really aren't working with anyone are you?"
"No, I don't even know what that would mean."
"And that android. Your invention?"
"My life's work, really."
"I see. Hmm, she's impressive by this world's limited and rather remedial robotics standards. But I must say, your 'family rescue' protocall you've equipped her with is laughable."
"She's equipped with no lethal weapons but 101 individually crafted 'strongly worded phrases?'"
"Well, she's not a kill bot. I believe strongly in non-confrontational conflict resolution."
"Hmm, right. I've decided you do need my help and I've determined I'm your only hope."
"HANSEL, disengage the lazer."
"Oh thank, Watcher! Killing is so messy." HANSEL let out a sigh.
"It's your lucky day, Mr. Fletcher. I've determined you clever enough to keep alive. Or perhaps you're just too pathetic to kill."
"Umm, thank you?"
"I'm not one for hosting, but I suppose it's late in the day to piece apart your android and perfect her programming. Leanne will prepare you and the child a room. Tomorrow I'll grant you a single hour of my time and expertise. So make the most of it. And Mr. Fletcher?"
"Yes?"
"Don't waste my time. At any moment, should I find this temporary truce disagreeable, I have no problem disposing of you."
"Heh, heh. You're joking right?"
"Joking? Hmm, HANSEL make a note for me to practice my obviously joking tone."
"Of course, sir." The AI chirped.
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new icon! ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
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What if I told you that out there, there are countless universes, just like our own- each slightly different from the next?
Now what if I told you I could take you there?
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Happy Holidays from my unproblematic faves! ๐๐ฅฐ๐
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Val: What the fuck is that?
Chad: It's an Orange.
Val: And why is it squatting illegally on my desk?
Chad: I need you to peel it for me.
๏ผณ๏ผฉ๏ผค๏ผฅ ๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผฏ๏ผด๏ผด - ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผง๏ผฅ๏ผณ ๐
- ๐ถ๐๐ ๐ผ: ๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ -
Val: You want me to -
Chad: - Peel. The. Orange.
Val: โฆ For you?
Val: But it's a Tangerine.
Chad: It's a Mandarin Orange. And if you really loved me, you'd prove it.
๐๐ข๐ญ ๐ด๐ค๐ฐ๐ง๐ง๐ฆ๐ฅ.
Val: Prove it? By-
Chad: Peeling the Orange, yes.
Valerian studied his partner very intently, then studied the rather oversized mandarin orange currently taking up space on his desk.
Val: You don't even like oranges.
Chad: Doesn't matter.
Val: Why would I waste a perfectly good orange if you're not going to eat it?
Chad: It's the principle of the idea- if you really loved me, you'd peel this orange for me. Even if I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself.
Val: There are children starving in historical saves that would love this orange you know. It's very wasteful.
Chad: Boo hoo
Val: Mr. Chinsley I am not going to peel this orange just so you can have some sort of weird selfish satisfaction.
Chad: You wouldn't do this one thing for me, simply just because I asked you to. Even if it means absolutely nothing.
Val: No darling, I don't think I will.
Chad: Final Answer?
Val: Final Answer.
Chad: Alright, Fine.
Val: Fine!
Chad: Good.
Val: Greeeeat.
Chad: Excellent.
Val: Stupendous.
[ ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฑ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ]
Chad: Damn. I really didn't think he'd do it.
Sunny: I'll take my winnings in ice cream- full dairy. Mint Chocolate Chip.
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Sitting in front of her was ๐ ๐๐ค๐.
But not like any of the ones Sunny had seen in her animal books. No, this one was much more strange to her. Instead of soft fur, it had shiny metal skin- and it's eyes glowed blue with electricity.
She absolutely loved it.
Sunny rushed over to embrace possibly the coolest thing her father had ever built her. The skin was cold but a soft mechanical whirring noise generated from the torso, producing a bit of heat.
Sunny: THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLEST DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFESPAN!
Chad: Tell her the catch Evil Dad.
Sunny: What's a catch?
Val: I was approaching that darling.
You see Helianthus, a catch is the fine print on any compromise, good or bad. So here is yours, while are no longer grounded for life-
Leanne: -You will be required to keep your playtime to safe pre-approved areas where you can be located if needed -
Chad: - In addition to keeping your chaperone with you at all times.
Sunny: Chaperone??
Sunny was once again in confuzzlement.
And then the robot dog did something rather unexpected- and frankly quite un-canine like.
It opened it mouth, ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐ ๐.
H.A.N.S.E.L.: Hello Miss Sunny!
Sunny: ๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐!?
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I commissioned Ai to draw my dumb dumb OC baby children and she knocked it out of the park!!!!!!! :') tysm @gunthermunch
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๏ผณ๏ผฉ๏ผค๏ผฅ ๏ผฐ๏ผฌ๏ผฏ๏ผด๏ผด - ๏ผฐ๏ผต๏ผฒ๏ผฅ ๏ผจ๏ผฅ๏ผค๏ผฏ๏ผฎ๏ผฉ๏ผณ๏ผญ - PART 2 ๐
- ๐ถ๐๐ ๐ผ: ๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ -
heat level: ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ (It's Smut with a Plot)
content warnings: simdick, choking, graphic depictions of gay sex, I'm literally warning you now!!
Forward: This scene is something that I wanted to write anyway for the main plott eventually, and the PG-13 parts will end up popping up again in the main storyline - but for Valentines smut sake I thought it would be fun to jump ahead and take way farther than reasonably necessary. Godspeed. Don't say I didn't warn you.
PART ONE: ( The One with the Plott, Rating PG )
PART TWO: ( The One with the Smut, Rating R )
~ continued from part 1 ~
Leanne nodded a goodnight to her boys and left the room as wordlessly as she entered it.
They might have taken the time to actually notice her departure if their eyes weren't fiercely locked on one another, both mentally preparing for the battle to come.
"Valerian, you're overreacting again."
"Kindly explain how."
"You're sure you want to do this right now?"
"I'm not afraid of you darling."
Ask any couple about the secret to a long happy relationship and they'll likely explain the importance of communication and compromise.
Sure, the two had their fair share of arguments and disagreements over the years, especially when it came to raising their baby girl-
-but they communicated and compromised just as much as any successful normal domestic relationship.
The only caveat: their communication and compromise skills often presented themselves in moreโฆ explosive manner.
And it was at this point as Chad studied Val's practiced stony expression that an idea started to take shape.
Tonight, he wasn't going to compromise.
Oh no, Tonight he was going to ๐๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข.
Chad rested his forehead against Val's temple, looking up at him like a fox playing with it's next meal.
"We don't have to make it into a big deal, just some friends and family on the beach."
"I don't have friends."
"You'd get to dress up, Sexy lil suit, Sunny can be our flower girl... I'd only have a few demands."
"Demands?" Val studied him, attempting to predict his partner's next move. It was like a mental game of chess, but if all the pieces spelled out 'this man is going to eat you.'
โI want a cake animation that doesn't work, flowers we forget to use-โ
โOkay, fine.โ
โI want to try that mod that lets HANSEL walk down the aisle with a bouquetโ
โMaybe.โ
"And I want Poppy there."
"No."
"I want ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐จ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ง to walk me down the aisle."
"I said no."
Chad snaked his arms around Valerian's waist, pulling him to his hips, effectively closing any distance between them that might have led Val to believe he was getting out of this easily.
"I believe is what you actually meant to say is 'Yes Chad. Whatever you want my darling.'"
"You're delusional if you think I'm going to let that woman anywhere near my happiness. She would just poison it like she poisons everything good in her life."
"You're just mad because she read you like a book. I do the same thing Val."
"Yes, but I actually like you."
"Mmm, yes, I can tell." Chad slowly starting to grind his hips against Val's thigh, slipping two fingers into the waistband of his joggers and giving them a quick ๐ด๐ฏ๐ข๐ฑ.
Val's eyes darkened again as they fought, rain against fire- Chad smile grew as he observed his favorite little cracks starting to form on Val's evil mask of concentration.
Yes, the Agent decided, this was going to be quite fun for him indeed.
"You're being ridiculous-"
"Then tell me to stop." Any lightness in Chad's tone had been completely lost, leaving only a deep predatory growl in its place.
Val raised a hand to protest, his partner snatching it from the air without breaking eye contact, holding him close. Chad continued on in his low growl, "But know this ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ. If you concede, ๐ ๐๐ถ๐ป."
"Those rules hardly seem fair."
Val's demeanor had retained it's cool quality so far, but the cracks in his facade were growing deeper and more fractured.
Through the gaps between the pieces, Chad could see his beautifully soft overgrown edgelord, and feel the prize for all his coercing stiffen against his leg.
He slowly brought Val's captured wrist to his lips, keeping a dedicated eye on the man's face. Chad wanted to watch his favorite part of their little dance.
Mouth met it's target as tongue tasted heartbeat- villainous mask falling to the ground, leaving Val vulnerable once more.
His heart, which Val professed died long ago, was beating deliciously faster than the man wanted to let on. Persona broken, Chad earned an involuntary shiver from his beautiful, overzealous, and positivity fucked supervillain.
"Oh my love, you know I never play fair."
( concluded on Pillowfort - explicit content ahead ๐ )
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Extraordinary Magic ๐น
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
Three swift but controlled knocks on her bathroom door shook her from her underwater reverie.
Leanne: Sunny? Are you in there?
The littlest Sunflower snapped upright from her hypothesizing.
Sunny: I'm just- I'm taking a bath!
Leanne: Well come meet me outside when you're done. Your fathers and I would like to show you something important.
Sunny: Okay! I'll be out in a minute!
Leanne: 60, 59, 58โฆ
Helianthus was no stranger to surprises.
While Dad and Leanne hated them, Daddy absolutely loved them. She always had the most fun when both her fathers were home- together Chad and Sunny were an unstoppable force for mischief.
Very much to the rest of the household's chagrin.
But unless it was her birthday- and no she already checked that of course, duh- the family didn't often rally together just to surprise her.
Sunny: What is it? What is it?!
Chad: Patience sunshine. A little more patience. Give us a chance to explain first.
Val: Helianthus, we know being grounded hasn't been easy for you.
Leanne: And it definitely hasn't been easy on us either.
Val: Leanne, please
Chad: So your father and I had a talk about it how to handle the rest of your sentence.
Val: A very calm but productive conversation between two adults.
WE CAN'T KEEP HER LOCKED UP HERE FOREVER!
๐๐๐'๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐ผ๐!
Val: ๐ง๐๐๐ก ๐'๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐!
Chad: VALERIAN NO -
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Happy New Year my Loves!!!
I have a little New Years Scene I want to write up for the boys, just in case I get it out tomorrow I wanted to wish everyone love and prosperity for 2024!
Thank you for reading my silly lil legacy this last year!
xo, Anne
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