#valassia campaign shit

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#valassia campaign shit #campaign shit #just your normal monster bonfire bonding time

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#discord shit #valassia campaign shit

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jacob after making rice crispy treats with the dust of deliciousness: here, mix them up however you like but remember which ones are which

tyler: dont worry, i have good memory

me, the dm: evil giggling

tyler: what, peyton? you got something to say you say it

#valassia campaign shit #crying cause im not actually gonna do anything lmao

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tyler: i had a dream that adiris betrayed us and caleb was like “damn, wouldnt have happened if you let me study the staff”

everyone else: lmao thats really funny

me, knowing adiris will turn into the bbeg: haha yea thats craaazyyyy guys

#valassia campaign shit #i have to kill him. i need to. #ive never had anyone predict anything correctly in my campaigns before but this #HOW.

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#valassia campaign shit #SOBBING #also dk is short for dread knight not donkey kong #contrary to popular belief

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obsessed with my friends and how much they love dahlia

#valassia campaign shit #zaun campaign shit #anytime dahlia is arguing with anyone everyone sides with her no matter what

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ferne: do you know what we’re doing today? have either of you guys seen the chads?

eden: im looking at teepa all the time

#valassia campaign shit #beowulf and murchad my dears

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hiiiii just broke one of my player’s hearts heyyyyy :)

#valassia campaign shit #rakshasa in disguise of his best friend stabbed him #when player was about to kiss him and admit his feelings

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me, the dm: you guys are going to a carnival tonight!

the players: yay, carnival!

the narrator: she knew full well, despite her players’ happiness, this night would not end well

#valassia campaign shit

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aright someone tell me what we're doing tonight for session

#valassia campaign shit #im thinking everyone goes to a carnival #ive been putting them through too much shit

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nashur: i break one of the cultist’s vertebrae and knock him out, im gonna interrogate him

me, knowing full-well this is the brother of one of all the pcs’ favorite character: you do that :)

#valassia campaign shit #lets see if nemesis will be good in this one or not :)

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#valassia campaign shit #not me flirting with my friends even more after this

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#valassia campaign shit #sobbing

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destroying the roll20 boards feat. ferne, eden, and nashur

#valassia campaign shit #its actually tofur in the way back on the right but

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jacob: you have a problem with southern people?

me and tyler: i have a problem with racist people

#valassia campaign shit #if you take this out of context this sounds bad

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me: yea tyler read tofur's bio and was like "i am choosing to kill him"

tyler: peyton, do you wake up everyday and choose to lie

me: yes :)

#valassia campaign shit #literally cried laughing when this happened