#until one day benoit happens to order something different and phillip gives him his usual order and benoit’s like hmmm something is afoot

[rebornrosess]

no but i need to know how hugh “phillip the baker dilf” grant pulled benoit “the greatest detective in the world” blanc??? personally i think it would be very funny if said greatest detective in the world was completely oblivious to hugh grant’s flirting until said baker dilf, in true romcom fashion, literally wrote his phone number with frosting on a donut for him or something.

#creds to my gf for coming up with this coffee shop au esque origin story because i need it right now #like phillip KNOWS benoit’s love for donuts and has his order memorized but pretends he doesn’t #until one day benoit happens to order something different and phillip gives him his usual order and benoit’s like hmmm something is afoot #but literally still doesn’t get that he’s flirting #anyways sorry it just means a lot to me that the main character of one of my fave movies ever is lgbt like me!!! #if anyone sees this PLS rb with any hcs u have i would love to read them #benoit blanc #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #knives out #hugh grant #netflix #maya.txt