#unnecessary i think but impressive

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

you can tell that they got to watch the episode before doing the voiceover and sometimes theyre really incredibly close to the same delivery

#which is kinda nuts #it's not Necessary i think #but it is really fun to hear #anyway ood ood ood vite vite vite <3 #that wasnt even the line that made me go 'thats crazy similar and for what' tbh #that was karvanistas line just before #literally sounds like the english but french it's impressive #unnecessary i think but impressive #but you hear it with 13 all the time too it's <33333 thank u for ur work voice actors #the translators too i mean they had to make the lines such that they can match them to the original pauses and stuff #or that one time they made chance and chance match up bc it was like. one last word after a pause in 13x4 #idk im just appreciating all the work that goes into this rn

[myrmidryad]

Practical Necromantic Cell Manipulation

Almost as a joke, Max asked, “Liz, did you and Rosa kill Noah Bracken?” “Oh yeah.” She raised an eyebrow, daring him to comment. “Twice, actually.”

For RIP Roswell Day Three, Crystal Ball: hocus pocus, tricks and treats, mystical abilities and connections, transformations and charms, tarot and palm reading, covens and familiars

Read on AO3

#riproswell #rnm #ortecho sisters #my fic #I don't think I've ever written nearly 9k in a single day before! #very impressed with myself but also holy shit would not recommend only deciding what to write for an event's final day ON THE DAY #I simply love to procrastinate and cause myself unnecessary stress 😌

[obstinaterixatrix]

So last week liz took me to see a local production of heathers, which was the first time I’ve actually seen the show the whole way through, which was really interesting. The thing is, the production had a Diversity Equity and Inclusion guy listed on staff, which makes sense for a black comedy from the 80s, but ALSO there were several asian americans in the main cast and I think they must’ve been pretty strategic about casting in a pretty interesting way. heather chandler, JD, and martha were the characters in the principle cast that were played by asian americans, and it reminded me of the book ‘Forever Foreigners or Honorary Whites?: The Asian Ethnic Experience Today’—if heather c was the only asian american, that’d have unfortunate implications with ideas of assimilation/privilege (sidebar, I’ve talked to friends who live/have lived on the west coast and they’ve told me ‘yeah asian americans on the west coast are SOOO DIFFERENT from asian americans in other parts of the usa’ which is pretty interesting, but I’d imagine it’s dependent on how high the asian population is in any given place—I’m not on the west coast but my high school was like 30% asam and I’m pretty sure I walk around with less baggage than asam folks who don’t have that experience) and if JD was the only asian american that’d have really unfortunate implications mirroring that whole Yellow Peril Those Barbaric Asian Men Are After Our White Women (which, with an ungenerous reading one could argue that those implications are there anyway, but I think that having heather c as asam it leaves room for that *dichotomy*—while it’s pretty common nowadays in the usa to consider asam folks as ‘honorary whites’ [when it’s convenient], having asam characters that counter that perspective [both JD and Martha] allows room for more nuance). (another sidebar, JD is a character where I feel like the narrative is less difficult to navigate if he’s played by a white actor because it becomes more delicate if he’s played by any actor of color—I think it worked for that production, and of course I’m mega biased [pan-ethnic solidarity] [lol] so this did get me way more sympathetic to JD than I no doubt would’ve been if he had been played by a white actor). and if only JD and heather c were played by asam actors—well imo that dichotomy would be enough for some nuance, but—it’s still kind of in the unfortunate implication zone with them both being primarily antagonists, and having martha played by an asam actor neutralizes some of those implications by being a purely sympathetic character. so to me it feels like it definitely works in a way that the tv show casting Really Did Not. anyway, I’m talking about all this separate from performances, but they were all really good too—heather c was doing high kicks in insane heels??? and ballet in bathroom slippers??? also my bias kicked in for her too, she did a great job playing a severe and ruthless terrible person (lol).

#talking abt musicals #there were some strange decisions #like ‘yo girl’ they had more than just the dead people singing it?? #heather mac was there??? why??? #and they also had like… the ghosts and some ensemble cast wearing 3d glasses sometimes #liz was saying it was probably to convey #that it was nondiagetic and they weren’t actually there #but I think that’s unnecessary it’s obvious that they’re not actually there singing Yo Girl #everything else that stuck out to me was more an issue with the actual show than the production #I would’ve liked if heather c was more significantly Haunting The Narrative #and I do not love ‘I love my dead gay son’ #don’t get me wrong the cast did a GREAT job #one of the dads did a death drop it was very impressive #but it’s like #ok what makes a lot of heathers work #is that it’s Dark Stuff that’s interrupted/punctuated by comedic moments #so even if it’s funny you can still be engaged emotionally #the pathos is still strong or still at the forefront #you get a break from it but you don’t forget it #when it’s comedy punctuated by dark stuff I think it’s out of wack #that makes it feel like it’s being trivialized #or like you can’t get a sense of the pathos because stop thinking about that we’re back to the jokes #the balance is off

[genderfreakxx]

Having my cringe era NOW because Arin Gamegrumps is SO girl to me and I’m not afraid to say it

#to clarify this is cringe because you should never tell someone to come out. or speculate on their identity really #but I’m like. just come out already you deserve it #I’m not pushin any label in particular or nothin I just have my own trans radar and I swear to god it’s off the charts for arin gamegrumps #and by trans I don’t mean inherently binary or nonbinary I just mean That Persons Gender is Queer in Some Way I can Feel it #and by ‘it’ I mean I get this sort of second-hand longing from them that seems to be tied to gender in a notably queer way #anyway. I’m probably totally wrong. but. I HAD to say it #blithering on  #arin hanson #game grumps #okay so to go even further in my cringe unnecessary and invasive speculation: #I just can’t help but get the feeling that arin feels a special sort of connection to femininity and girlhood #but- based on my years and years and years of watching his content- I get the impression that he feels ‘too far gone’ if u know what I mean? #very much ‘I want to be a girl so bad but I could never pass’ type shit #and I just hope he knows- even if he really is a cis dude and I’m just trans and overstepping- that he’s girl as hell to me #in the most complimentary and respectful way possible #like even if he’s a dude he’s girl as hell to me and I think it’s cool as hell. and if he’s not a cis dude then well!!!! also very cool!!! #like. he’s. sigh #I just hope he knows he’s pretty and lovely and cool and gender is fake and he can do w/e he wants and people will be there to support him #anyway sorry I’ve rambled on enough #my trip to visit Gay City (Portland) is DOING things to me

[nevergoesout]

i do think it’s really quite important to me to have as expansive a vocabulary as i can , and i love how huge english is and how much nuance and history has been infused into it

#people in the tags of that post being like ‘everyone who got high clearly cheated’ #like … some people just like words ! this is tumblr after all #some of us read a book a week and learn new words in every one ya know .. #not to sound like i’m bragging i don’t think it’s like . some super important impressive thing #it’s just important to me #if that makes sense #idk idk #but what is this site for if not jumbled unnecessary thoughts #alia

[yuridovewing]

Disclaimer: I personally have not finished TBC beyond the first book. I did finish AVOS and its back half is considered poor quality for a reason. If you aren't having fun now I can tell you right now you wouldnt enjoy the rest. At most I think (iirc) the last book is important bc it establishes Juniperclaw attacking SkyClan, and Shadowsight getting a vision to swim in the flooded lake to 'unite' the clans- both of which are relevant to TBC in some way. But even then you could probably skim to the rrlevant parts, IDK.

i'll be real when i made that post last night it was kind of out of sarcasm and pettiness, like i do think im still gonna read those last three books and skim the boring parts at the very least, but that's on me cause now when i look at the post it does come across as very whiny and serious so that's on me lmao. (and i was kinda whiny at the moment cause i always forget about how mean spirited these books are.)

buuuuut hearing what people are saying, it does make me feel a bit better for skimming the back half of avos cause i think thats what i'm gonna have to do for sanity's sake if i want to catch up. i do want to give quotes and takes that are really backed up by the books and not secondhand info so i will try to keep to it but i think if i'm gonna read about thunderclan being shitty to twigpaw then im gonna start skimming cause like, we all know they were shitty to twigpaw now, it was uncomfortable when she was a kid and its uncomfortable still now that she's an adult. you don't need to see that backed up once again.

#i really cant emphasize enough that while i like the petty melodrama i can get out of these books #some of it is really just... exhausting. especially under the new team cause i got the WORST impression of them #ill pay close attention to scenes like briarlight's death and how they regard it and see if twigpaw's treatment improves #but like the main thing abt these books that doesnt hold up is that theyre just... kinda miserable #no one learns anything and any attempt at deconstructing the clans' violence is thrown out with ''but they meant well!'' #newsflash! intent doesnt always matter! actions speak louder than words! #and its especially difficult in avos cause while i dont like alderheart. no one here is treated well #i mean i think alder is treated better by the narrative compared to spark but hes gotta deal with his (lbr) emotionally abusive mentor #and the narrative twisting itself backwards to make him a victim and no one agrees with him. and i like underdog protags #but it feels so contrived and mean here. the journey cats all turning on him and demeaning him and twigpaw is so weird #it feels forced and unnecessary. woven for some drawn out conflict so he can be a victim and ooooo doesnt his sister suuuuck #and thats not even touching on the actual shit twig and violet go through. which while its kinda better its still a slog #cause at the end of the day they look directly at the camera and go ''remember! thunderclan did nothing wrong!'' #theyll only admit shadowclan is wrong which is ok cause theyre the evil and pathetic clan we're supposed to hate i guess #and the ultimate conclusion is not that the clans were disgusting for treating children that way. #its that they were mistaken all along cause they were CLANBORN children all along! and now we gotta prove skyclan is a valid clan #cause if thats not a valid clan then theyre not valid cats! #and isnt that just. so much worse of a conclusion? that even after darktail was born out of the clans dismissing and mistreating outsiders #theyre not even entertaining the idea that the way they treat cats like him violet and twig isnt okay? #nope! they actually kinda call attention to it in book 3 when darktail says he and violet are alike #and its supposed to be him being wrong and manipulative and gross rather than anything meaningful #avos liveread #mail #idk. sometimes i do regret deciding to catch up cause avos is just a miserable experience so far

[goalieprotectionsquad]

do y’all hear yourselves when you say “ppl can ship anything they want” and immediately “i mean my ship is way better and their ship is based on literally nothing” 

#chill................................ #let ppl like what they like #being the bigger person and letting ppl whine and cry while youre above it all #is way sexier than throwing random unnecessary shade #stop tagging wank!!! youre being a dickhead!!!!!!! #this is specifically aimed at all st shippers #yes even harringrove shippers #i get that harringrove gets a ton of shit and it sucks and it's hard not to be resentful and angry #AND just block and move on #we're better than that #i've largely been impressed by how much harringrove ppl rise above it all and then st*ddie became popular #and now it feels like for every 1 harringrove post there are 3 wank posts about other ships #abc #ive been thinking abt this a lot #i think i get rankled by hypocrites tbh that is the direction my life seems to be headed bc of nonship stuff that happened to me

[neuropteran]

a girl told me today she’s got a full bush. i only just realised that’s maybe not a normal thing to say or have a conversation about

#it came up in convo vaguely but like. now I’m thinking abt it I’m like. oh. That was unnecessary information #However I am also an oversharer so this is normal for me #i get the vibe she’s excited bc I wanna talk abt girls but also like. she’s not inexperienced so #? #she’s like checked that we both think the same girl is hot and stuff idk I get vibes she wants to impress me #dot.txt

[hollowsart]

have you ever read watchmen? I always thought you'd like daniel dreiberg's character since he seems to check off all your boxes

My response is going to surprise you probably, anon, but..

I was not impressed with the movie (watched it in secret one night home alone cuz my dad has a copy of it despite my mom's wanting of us to not watch rated r movies), and I think maybe I tried to read the comic book before? I can't really remember, though the art and some moments seem familiar in memory.

It, overall, never really stuck with me. I wasn't impressed as I said. It was kinda boring despite the hype I'd seen. Even the characters didn't stand out or stick with me. Heck, I had to Google the character you named cuz I had no idea who that was dhsjfjfjsjf

With only one exception, and it's not saying much, but the only character I did somewhat enjoy was.. and I am so sorry to admit this, but..

Rorschach 😔

He just looked really cool, loved the dumb mask and his fancy-ish clothes that contrast with how he acts and is outside of the mask. Idk he was just the more interesting character to me out of the whole thing that I can even remember.

#I do not have an easy to pin down 'type' of character so it just turns into a sort of game of trying to see what character I'd like or not- #--from some form of media lol i do enjoy the few asks I've gotten of people suggesting characters they think I'd like tho #anyways this also reminded me that in high school the school library had the v for vendetta graphic novel book and I read it. same effect-- #--of not really being impressed or having it stick with me happened. and a few scenes I felt were unnecessary and could have been-- #--portrayed differently with none of the dialogue changing. it would have made no difference in the end but 🤷‍♀️

[probablygayattorneys]

I got my copy of the @wrightworthzine in the mail and one of the things it comes with is this beautiful keychain:

Which I’ve put on my purse and I think is perfect there, because that’s the pocket I keep my Xanax in, which means it’s where I go when I have to deal with my own unnecessary feelings of unease and uncertainty.

#phoenix wright: ace attorney #miles Edgeworth #Wrightworth zine #tw medicine #tw xanax #I’m really so impressed by the zine though #it’s my first ever physical zine I’ve ever owned and I’m just floored #but I think Unnecessary Feelings being the keeper of my panic attack medication is perf #queue takumi defense squad

[organicclownfarm]

like I have perpetual hunger games brainrot but. I do think so much about how a majority of the capitol citizens were content to spend like 75 years celebrating, promoting, betting on, and just generally enjoying the brutal and unnecessary murders of 23 living children, but when peeta dropped the baby bomb and they were under the impression that a fetus was going to be in the arena w its living (16-17 year old!!!) mother?? there were riots and demands for the games to be canceled. it took a nonexistent unborn baby for the capitol citizens to openly question and criticize the games and that was absolutely not an accident on suzanne collins part.

#i havent posted on here in a while whats good #thg #the hunger games

[rileyslibrary]

You’ve just moved in with Simon. Great.

There’s one slight problem, though: Due to the nature of his work, the guy interprets everything as an order. And executes accordingly.

———————————————————————

You sit on the kitchen’s table, enjoying breakfast together, when you notice the full trash bin.

“The trash needs to be taken out,” you casually mention, not giving it too much thought.

But, to your surprise, Simon shoots up from his chair like a coiled spring, leaving his half-eaten food behind. “Roger that,” he responds and jogs towards the trash bin, leaving you baffled.

“Simon?”

He stops and turns to look at you.

“Hm?”

“You don’t have to do it right now.”

“When do you want it done?” he asks, waiting for your next command.

“Wh-whenever you can,” you reply, uncertain how else to phrase it.

“I can do it now,” Simon declares and proceeds to the trash bin.

“Babe, we’re eating.” You say and point at the semi-eaten food on the kitchen table.

He looks at the food, then back at you. He shrugs.

“No,” you state, “Come sit down and finish your breakfast first.”

He nods as if Price just gave him the objectives for his next mission and jogs to the table to resume his breakfast.

He’s always like this. Last week, you found a cockroach running in the bathroom, and you screamed so loud that he almost kicked the door. When he asked you what you wanted him to do, your first instinct was a very loud and clear “KILL IT!” without thinking about your statement’s repercussions. He chased it around, murmuring stuff like “Target’s on the move” and other nonsense until he trapped the cockroach in a corner. He stepped on it once and twisted his foot. The cockroach was dead. Gone. Kaput. But he wanted to do it again, to “confirm the kill.” When you told him there was no need since the cockroach was already a pulp and left you all to a better place, he refused and ordered an “evac” of the bathroom to “do it properly.” And when you asked if “properly” meant an AK-47 and camo apparel, he thought about it long and hard before agreeing that further escalation would be unnecessary.

Be it his ingrained behaviour as a soldier to execute orders, deeply rooted within his system, or his fear not to let you down, he was finding it difficult to leave his work duties at the door. He always carried them inside—in the living room, the kitchen, and the bathroom. He acted like Ghost, not Simon. Everything was a matter of order to him, and there was no time for relaxation.

But it doesn’t have to be like this; you want him to know that. He doesn’t have to be so rigid at home. He can relax and take a step back from his institutionalised habits.

To prove your point, you decide to give him another instruction, this time more indirectly.

You glance at the sink; some pans are picking out from making breakfast this morning.

“Oh boy,” you moan, trying to pull off an act, “we have to clean the dishes at some point.”

He raises his head to look at the kitchen sink, then sides-eyes you.

“Any particular time you want that done?” He asks, ironically.

“I said ‘at some point’, Simon,” you snap, “there’s no urgency.”

“You also said we ‘have’ to do it,” he snaps back. “‘Have to’ has some sort of urgency in it, doesn’t it?”

You chuckle, impressed by his attention to detail. “You’re right, but it’s more of a general statement,” you reply. “We can do it whenever it’s convenient.”

Simon processes your words and nods.

You stare at him while he eats, and you feel a tug at your heart, urging you to address the underlying issue on your mind. You take a deep breath, searching for the right words to express your feelings without offending him. You reach out and touch his arm to grab his attention. He turns to face you.

“You’re so dedicated to what you do; it’s one of the things I love about you,” you begin, “but our home should be a place where we can both unwind and be ourselves without feeling like we’re constantly on a mission.”

He furrows his eyebrows. “What do you mean?” he asks.

You take a moment to collect your thoughts, wanting to explain them in a way that resonates with him.

“Well, when you jump to fulfil every request or task like it’s an order, it sometimes feels like we’re always on duty,” you explain gently. “I want us to create a more relaxed atmosphere here, where we can enjoy each other’s company and take things at a slower pace.”

He thinks about it for a while.

“Am I doing that?” He asks.

You slowly nod with a gentle smile.

“Affirmative,” he replies, “I’ll try to take it down a notch.”

“No ‘roger’, no ‘affirmative’, nothing like that is needed here,” you explain.

“Is ‘alright’ alright?” He asks.

“Yes,” you smile, “alright is alright.”

He finishes his breakfast and puts his dish in the sink.

“So,” he says, pointing one hand at the dirty dishes and the other at the bin. “Is there any particular order in which you want these two to be done?”

You smile. “No, babe; you take out the trash, and I’ll do the dishes.”

“Underst-alright, alright.” He corrects himself and walks to the garbage. He ties up the bag’s strings and picks up the bin. He spots you looking at him.

“Am I doing something wrong?” He hesitates.

“Why are you taking the entire bin with you?”

He keeps looking at you and places the bin on the floor.

“Just in case the bag’s ripped,” he explains, “I don’t want to spill garbage juice on the floor.”

“Oh.”

“Should I take the bag only?” He asks and begins to remove it from the bin.

“No… that’s pretty smart, actually.”

He raises his eyebrows and points a thumb at himself.

“Yes, Simon,” you nod and smile, “you’re pretty smart and considerate. I’ll carry out the same procedure while on trash bin duty.”

He puffs up his chest and picks up the bin with the bag in it.

“I’m dedicated, smart and considerate.” You hear him boast to himself as he walks towards the exit, ready to execute his mission.

———————————————————————

#simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x gn!reader #simon ghost riley x y/n #simon ghost riley x you #simon ghost riley #simon riley x y/n #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon riley #call of duty #modern warfare 2 #cod mwii #cod ghost #ghost cod #simon ghost riley fanfiction #ghost mw2 #ghost cod mw2 #simon ghost riley fic

[tea-with--honey]

how do you show appreciation for reblogs with text and comments on tumblr... do you just?? reply and tag them?? do you reblog their reblog and put your thoughts in the tags???

#this is for the people who replied to my brick questions #in under the impression i just tag and reply but you've all kind of said the same thing #so would it be unnecessary to say that?? #sigh #i tried liking the reblpg but i think i just end up liking my own post which IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

[astridofraftel]

how am I supposed to live on after buddy daddies' epilogue

#crying sobbing screaming wailing rn #buddy daddies spoilers #i don't know yet what to think of the ending #can someone force kazuki to go see a hairdresser please #also i'm sorry but rei's incompetence to cook anything other than french toast is not cute #at least they're happy for ever i can die in peace #i did not expect that flash forward but i think i like that they did one #even if it wasn't entirely satisfying #also i was not impressed by the no-homo line you know the one #it was unnecessary come on #but they're all still alive ten years later how wholesome is that 😭😭 #they're a familyyyyyy #they can live a normal liiiife #i'm gonna miss them #ramble #my post

[zamalie]

hate ordering a dessert at a restaurant and it arrives with the dessert in the middle of a big-ass plate that has 15 different sauces slopped into it like a soup. Who asked for this

#im going to use like 5% of this at best. you have just made a mess. why #now its just gonna sit in there and im gonna be bothered and want to finish it #but i cant because im not eating several ounces of chocolate sauce and nothing else #i had a cheesecake once and half the plate was a bunch of cold pie filling. PIE FILLING #had to be equal to the actual cheesecake #what makes you think im eating this after dinner and a cheesecake #who are you trying to impress. i already ordered it #is this a weird thing to complain about. i just hate it it makes me feel like i didnt finish it #and also astronomically higher chance of mess around my mouth . gross ! hate it . unnecessary #dottxt

[theminecraftbee]

“Mumbo, I think Grian and Gem are possessed!”

Scar bursts through the door of the iron farm is building rather suddenly. This is indeed rather impressive, on account of the iron farm not having a door. Mumbo wonders if Scar put on there for dramatic effect, or if bursting into a space while shouting manifests door-like qualities, or maybe if he forgot he’d placed an entirely unnecessary door down. It’s almost as unnecessary as the iron farm, given Grian still hasn’t forgiven him for the whole ‘trying to see how far he can make Grian go to trade permits’ thing, and—

“Mumbo, you aren’t paying attention! I think Grian and Gem are possessed!” Scar says, distressed.

“What? Er, I mean, yes, we’d all rather noticed, hadn’t we?” Mumbo says. “Really don’t know why you’re panicking about it. Bit old, that news is.”

“Why didn’t anyone tell me!” Scar says, making a dramatic hand motion. “It’s terrible! My builds, Mumbo! My beautiful train! I live right next to both of them! Oh, oh, my beautiful train!”

Mumbo squints. “Well that’s a bit rude. Grian was possessed last season and you were perfectly fine putting your base next to him then.”

“It was different, Mumbo! Oh, sure, he had a rock that ate bases, but not with him! And it only barely moved without asking. And the Rift, well, that didn’t move! That didn’t eat parts of my build! Mumbo, do you know how long it takes to make a train design real enough that builder’s magic will actually take to it these days? Standards are so high!”

“Ah. Is the ocean eating bases now? Because if so I admit that’s a little concerning.” Mumbo says, mentally trying to decide how to heist the prismarine permit into Grian’s inventory so he doesn’t have to deal with a self-destroying guardian farm. That would just be silly. He can destroy and rebuild a slime farm every other day, sure, but a guardian farm? Where would he keep the sponges!

Scar has conspicuously stopped talking, Mumbo realizes.

“Um,” Mumbo says.

“I said, why would the ocean eat bases?” Scar helpfully repeats.

“Well, you just said the thing possessing Grian and Gem might eat your train,” Mumbo says.

“What? Why would I be talking about the ocean? Mumbo, you said this was old news!” Scar says.

“That’s because it is! Gem was talking about getting the ocean to possess her even before we got here! It was her whole plan, some kind of spooky boat thing! I was really quite surprised you’d missed it!” Mumbo says.

“Why would I be talking about that? Psssh. That’s old news,” Scar says.

“That’s what I said!” Mumbo says.

“Anyway, I don’t know why you’re bringing our fishy overlords into this. I was talking about the snails.”

Mumbo’s thoughts crash to a blessedly silent halt.

“The what?”

“The snails that are eating everything. I think they’re possessing Grian and Gem.”

“There are snails that are eating everything?”

“Yes! That’s why I’m panicking!”

“Well great, now I’m panicking too! Why didn’t you just say so?”

“I did!”

Mumbo looks back at his iron farm. “Scar, what if they eat this before I realize how pointless it all was? Snails are small! I wouldn’t even notice until the zombie turned into a little pile of smoldering flesh! Why are Grian and Gem possessed by snails, they were supposed to be possessed by the ocean!”

“I don’t know,” Scar says. “Mumbo. Mumbo you have to help.”

“How! I’m not qualified for this!” Mumbo says. “People always assume, oh you’ve known Grian forever, surely you’re qualified, but I’m not! I have a weak will, Scar, he doesn’t even have to bother possessing me before I go along with his schemes! And Gem is possessed too? Count me right out.”

Scar frowns. “Oh. I didn’t think you’d stop Grian. I wanted your help getting our own snails to be possessed by.”

“Why?”

Scar thinks for a moment. Scar shrugs.

“Yeah, you know what, fine,” Mumbo says. “Makes more sense than this iron farm. Um, I guess we build a snail shrine now? I have to say, very strange that this whole cult thing keeps happening to me.”

The two of them put their heads together and start planning. If they’re all going to be overtaken by snails, Mumbo figures, best to get a head start. Maybe then he’ll even get an excuse to start the unnecessary gold farm in the process.

#hermitcraft #a bee fic #mumbo jumbo #goodtimeswithscar #SO HEAR ME OUT: what if the ocean is a red herring #haha. red herring. #anyway this was ALSO an excuse to write the dumbest scar and mumbo dialogue imaginable #hermitfic