#u must understand that I stan your beebs. i care them. they are my beloveds (p) and i love each detail you share about them

[mistreaders-requiem]

Firstly am sorry that the anxiety worms are attacking, I know the worms and they are mean.

3 Q's and some cute facts!

Q1: Which of your characters is most likely to try juggling and would they be good at it or end up dropping things and hitting themselves in the head?

Q2: In a friendly competition between two of your beebs, who would win at beerpong?

Q3: What would they call their autobiography?

Cute facts about some of my beebs:

Riag is guilty of talking to his plants when he thinks no one is watching. He thinks it helps them grow better.

Ruby dresses up her pets to match her. One year she put Christmas/wintersday lights on her jacaranda and it hasn't forgiven her since.

Galla buys gifts for cubs at the Fahrar but never puts who they are from. She remembers no one celebrating her birthday and since there is no way for her to know a dozen random birthdays - she just mass buys gifts. Some of the staff at the Fahrar want to protest but she will put them in a chokehold strongly suggest they reconsider.

(@uselessidiotsquad )

🥺 That they are friend, thank you so much for dropping by! I got the notif for your ask last night and made me smile real big!!

First order of business! The Qs!

Beebs who will try are: Viilhelm, Dyowana, and maybe Impyerno (purely out of boredom). Viil would struggle with it a lot and needs lots of practice to get decent, same for Imp! Dyowana would struggle more due to their slightly worse hand-eye coordination.

BEERPONG COMPETITION, BRING OUT THE CITY DRUNKARDS BOYS. Viilhelm and Barnaby. It's... honestly a pretty close match! Viil may or may not have cheated by using a different ball, but despite his effort to cheat, he still lost to Barn who...in essence...has not stopped playing beer pong since he moved into the Black Citadel.

In Viilhelm's attempts to cover-up his honestly hilarious retelling of his Bizarre™️ life, he'll call his biography something pretty edgy. "Mistreader's Requiem" (what can i say im stupidly proud of thinking up that term)

ALSO HELLO??!! PRECIOUS BABIES??!! I AM CLUTCHING MY CHEST, AND I LOVE THEM SM

Riaghael is not a renowned florist for nothing. Every professional has their secrets and I'm so honored I got the scoop for his 👀. Plants and flowers appreciate good company too!

Thanks to you, Sparkly Crimas Jacaranda is now canon and exists in my brain. Even better is the mental image of Ruby just straight up slaying fashion wars with her pets. 💞💞

AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST. MY FAVE. GALLA MY BELOVED (platonic). Not gonna lie, I imagined my Charr beebs as cubs who possibly recieved said gifts from Strangleforge herself and just... (clutches chest).

BLESSED INFORMATION ALL AROUND. THEY WATERED MY CROPS AND CLEARED MY SKIN. Thank you again so much for sharing!!

#the blossoms answer #u must understand that I stan your beebs. i care them. they are my beloveds (p) and i love each detail you share about them #💕💕 this was a super fun read!!