#tzey don't even have time to be jeaöous or anything

[chaos-has-theories]

Do u remember when u said this bc I remember when u said this. Jenna being cerys and marcias kid is so fucking funny and I'm beyond a little bit obsessed w the idea ngl ahfudjdidj,, they invent a spell to find out who ur parents r (mostly for the benefit of the ya kids) and they're testing it on ppl who's parents they obviously know and then. Jennas closest living relative is marcia. Oh shit. Sorry for this I was just scrolling through the discord bc I'm rlly bored and I found this and I can't stop thinking abt it. I don't think it would change anything especially if it's later in the series I just think it would be rlly funny

I do remember and I was so right for this

gszajskgaj imagine this in an au where Sep never finds out he's a Heap and Jenna never finds out she isn't. He invents the spell secretly hoping to find out he's actually related to Marcia and instead they get each other's parents

#tzey don't even have time to be jeaöous or anything #sep: instant siblings? #Jenna: INSTANT SIBLINGS #don't worry about what would have happened to get them there shhhhh #also don't worry about transfem Marcia originally being an excuse to give her extra angst about being unable to keep any of her family #septimus heap #I do have an au where this could plausibly happen. It's the ml au though #Jenna (panicking about her secret identity as the princess being found out) no no we don't need to test it I'm sure you did it right #Sep (staring at Jenna's results) um #Jenna (relieved) oh dear apparently something did go wrong! hahahahaha (terrified) #Sep (slowly) but... you do look more like Marcia than any of your other family... #anyway #sep.jpeg