#tv ads can still exist if they constitute 1% or less of runtime

[ganymedesclock]

I think the fact that there are advertisements on cocomelon and advertisements on baby sleep soundtracks makes me feel unspeakable levels of violence.

The baby I was just rocking to sleep does not know what your product is and there is zero percent chance of them ever buying it or me remembering you fondly because you just woke the baby up who is now screaming in my ear if you had any thought that it's justified because just MAYBE I'll hear enough words to think about your product.

We are living in an increasingly breathless world that screams 'think of the children' as it loads yet more disruptive, loud adverts onto platforms and media for small children and quite honestly I think that 90% of advertisement should be illegal.

#The only legal forms of advertising should be newsprint billboards mail fliers and static silent banner ads #tv ads can still exist if they constitute 1% or less of runtime #also every single advertiser who has ever served someone malware should be sued for it