I don’t have a problem with people hating Hidan.
I have a problem with people who believe he can be ‘saved’ or ‘redeemed’. even in the present, where there is some considerable amount of research conducted on indoctrination and tools are available to help people try to claw their way out of what basically amounts to brainwashing — it’s an arduous task; it can take decades. it’s incredibly hard, and not always successful.
but in the naruto world? hell, in the shinobi world - period?
good luck, you’re asking for the impossible. tragic, but true.
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thinking constantly about the incredibly weird relationship between the hidden villages and their respective countries' non-shinobi governmental structure. like?? konoha is run more or less as a military dictatorship led by the hokage, but the hokage is in some sense answerable to the Land of Fire daimyō? and hidden villages iirc canonically get at least SOME funding from their countries' daimyō. but the hidden villages can also ally or go to war with each other completely independent of the daimyō. canon would have us believe that none of the countries except the Land of Iron have ANY SAMURAI. kishimoto would have you believe konoha shinobi constitute literally the entire standing army of the Land of Fire???
AND YOU CAN JUST WALK IN AND HIRE THEM FOR THINGS
like is it possible to have a situation where (say) konoha and suna have an alliance but the fire daimyō is going to war with the wind daimyō over something and they both call in their hidden villages about it. ninja arent even TRAINED FOR POSITIONAL WARFARE IM SCREAMING
maybe one of the tinier countries like waterfall has a hidden village whose leader (i dont think they get to call themselves a kage??) IS the daimyō and it's an inherited title, sort of like a hybrid between a canonical hidden village and a more sengoku japan-typical structure. that could be interesting
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change | j.g.
pairing: johnnie guilbert x fem!reader
summary: your boyfriend changes your style.
warnings: use of y/n, i have no idea how actually emos dress like so it’s based on pinterest and my imagination, bad writing and grammar(i’m sorry, english isn’t my first language)
an: i actually didn’t plan on writing for johnnie but few people were asking for him, so hope you like it guys <33
pictures are from pinterest:)
“Hi guys, welcome to my channel!” You did quick intro to your video “Today I’m here with Johnnie!” said boy waved to the camera “And he will…”
“I will change y/n’s look to emo girl for today!” he explained with huge smile.
“Exactly! Are you excited?”
“Yes!” he nodded vigorously “I’m sure you will look great. And how you feel about it?”
“I’m kinda scared.” you laughed “I believe in your abilities to not make me look like a monster, but I think emo is more like dark colors, chains and strong make up. And that’s totally different from my everyday style. But I also can’t wait to see how I will look.” you kissed johnnie’s cheek.
“Hot, for sure.” he moved his eyebrows suggestively and you laughed “I have really nice outfit prepared for you. And yes, it’s more dark than what you wear everyday but you will look lovely anyway, you could make trashcan look like the best designer’s clothes.”
You felt blush creeping onto your cheeks and you quickly said few more things to the camera and then you and Johnnie went to your bedroom where he already had prepared everything, from clothes and shoes to make up products and jewelry.
“Oh, let me also mention guys, that it will be the first time ever when Johnnie will do my make up.” you told your viewers “But I have good feeling about it.”
Finally, Johnnie started styling you. At first, he gave you the clothes he wanted you to wear. It was red tube top with black, web like, thingie on the shoulders, black leather pants and pair of black high boots that actually were from your closet.
Then he also added jewelry and showed you and your fans the bag he wanted you to hold when he will be completely done.
“So now, make up.” Johnnie sat you down on the chair so everything could be seen by camera “I need you to look up baby.”
He started with eyeliner, and to be honest, it turned out great, then he did your lips with deep red lipstick and asked you to contour your face and do brows the way you do it everyday.
Then he positioned you and the camera so you could show off the whole look.
“So what do you think love?” Johnnie asked when you were looking into the mirror.
“I like it, not really something I would wear everyday but it looks good.” you smiled at your boyfriend.
“I think you look fabulous baby.” Johnnie kissed you.
Then you made an outro for the video and you both decided to order something for lunch before you would have to go out to meet with your friends.
“I think I will go in this.” you told Johnnie. You saw how he looked at the outfit and you knew he liked it.
“I’m glad you like it.” he looked proud of his work.
“Would you want me to dress like this more often? I can see that you like it.” you tilted your head, waiting for his answer.
“I think you look hot but I also love your everyday style. I wouldn’t be opposed to you dressing like this more but only if you feel good with it and not because of me. I actually like it when I look like I look and you are in your cute, light colors outfits.” he shrugged with a smile and kissed your lips.
“Yeah I also like it.” you agreed “I saw a comment saying that together we look like golden retriever and doberman.” you both laughed at your words.
“I love this comparison. That’s really accurate though.” he shrugged.
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