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[anxiouslyfred]

My Camping Holiday interpreted by the sanders sides

If I were to compare me, mum and mark on last weeks holiday to the sides well...

Let's start with before the holiday. at that point I was Virgil, checking I could fit everything into my bag that I thought I'd need, still almost forgetting 1 important thing but essentially being the one to stress over everything to the point I didn't want the holiday at all

Also remained Virgil while putting the tent up, cause let me tell you, NEVER TRY PUTTING A TENT UP IN HEAVY WIND AND RAIN

I stood for a while panicking and holding up a bit of tent cause the tent pole had snapped after being put in place. the weather was not helpful and broke our fucking tent. I spent the first night terrified it would fall over on top of me cause guess who claimed the section of the tent with the snapped tent pole. so yeah, I was Virgil for that first day.

The closest I got to being Logan on the trip was in searching places we thought about going or things we were asking about on my phone and being the only one of us to check for WiFi cause why constantly use data... well that and I read 6 books in a week, 2 of them poetry collections, 1 graphic novel, 1 silly books about cats, and 2 Terry Pratchett novels. most actual books I've read in a while.

Roman was definitely who I was when literally just vanishing from them both, walking along a section because we were at a seaside town but to find it I had to go exploring. (Boscastle has like a harbour bit that I think is naturally formed by the land so the town isn't directly on the seafront)

I think Mark was Logan. He always plays tetris to get everything in the car and trust me, after an hour in it, let alone 4 I fell like a tetris piece too. everything must be in a bag and he will fit it in... and almost forget to include my clothes cause I didn't put them on top of the other bags waiting to be packed into the car.

Let's be honest here too, mark is usually Logan, obsessed with numbers (plane id numbers, eddie stobbart numbers, bus id numbers, you name it, he seems to keep note of it), with a literal stalk his family app to keep track of where they are and they do so in return, and tended to be the one figuring out the plan along with being designated driver cause I can't drive and he refuses to add mum to his insurance.

Remus possessed Mark on the second to last day, technically the last but we stayed at his that night instead of coming straight home. I say this cause he decided to fucking stab their air bed.

granted it had punctured in the night, but guys, Mum and I were both on top of this air bed, trying to deflate it when he came into the tent with whatever stabby thing wasn't packed out of reached and got annoyed at me for instinctively trying to get away from the bed and him cause he tripped on the tent. sorry for not wanting to get stabbed remus mark, it's NEVER going to be on my to do list.

Also I know our tent has ways to section off 2 rooms which we use on these holidays, but that doesn't mean mark should just strip off in the main section of the tent, right in front of my completely open section. fucking hell, he definitely wanted to be intrulogical on that day and definitely gave evidence to why I was right to forever keep my section closed

Mum was Patton, actually, calling it now, except for the constant fucking annoying self-deprecation, she's generally always going to be Patton or maybe Roman on this trip, absent minded and emotional, making dumb unfunny jokes (I yelled at her about one in a service station on the way back, only so much repetition can be taken for her misguided views mascarading as jokes)

I think the only side that I can't say any of us blatently embodied was Janus and for that all I can say it that it took till the last day for me to yell at either of them. Janus was definitely in me keeping my mouth shut so I didn't need to get a train home or something.

I think I'm just going to avoid being included in the next camping trip/ next years holiday. Perhaps I can get Bethany to double book me or something.

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