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aldaerianreynardgradston · 6 years

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Interview with Alder

1. What is your name?

"Alder Gradston"

2. What is your real name?

"Aldaerian Reynard Gradston. A wee bit to formal fer me in'nit?"

3. Do you know why you were called that?

"No clue as to why me folks decided to name me like a bloody noble."

4. Are you single or taken?

"Taken but don't let that fool ya, I'm game for a wee bit o' fun if ye are, lass. Err or ye a lad? Oh boy..." Even under his fur, it's apparent that the worgen is blushing as he pulls at the collar of his shirt.

5. Have any abilities or powers?

"Well I dabble in some healin' a magic but nothin' too fancy. Always had a bond with dogs and can almost understand 'em. Oh and I can shapeshift"

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.

"A what? Ye daft idjit what are ye goin' on about?" The disgruntled worgen takes a sip of some whiskey. Slyly, under his breath, "An' me name's not Mary."

7. What's your eye color?

"Well right now they are a lovely shade of red." Alder flutters his eyelashes in a heavily sarcastic flirt before chuckling deeply.

8. How about your hair color?

"Me coat looks black but it's actually a charcoal black," he looks at you with a puzzled eyebrow cocked up. "Am I no allowed to pay attention to me own fur? Got tae keep it clean an' ye notice the color when ya do that."

9. Have you any family members?

His mood shifts all of a sudden. He now is much more stoic and almost reclusive.

"Can... can we change the question, please?"

10. Oh? What about pets?

His spirits almost instantly uplifted at the idea of talking about pets.

"Oh, aye, I got plenty o' pets. All of 'em are me dogs. There's Sparky, me oldest dog who was with me before the curse. Toby, Bronn, Rex, Mist, Cyril, Byron, Tiberius, and..." he goes on and on describing his 'dogs', of which you are certain probably only 3 are dogs and the others are all much more aggressive breeds.

11. That's cool I guess, now tell me about something you don't like.

Alder growls low, "Sylvanas..."

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

"Huntin' obviously. I love tae fiddle with me guns; some might even say I'm a damn good gunsmith. Shootin' whenever I can. Oh yea, and drinking; a lot." He raises his glass and sips.

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

"Aye ye could say that. E'ry notch in me rifle is one who shoulda kept his head down." There are about 18 tallies on one side of the rifle's butt.

14. Ever... killed anyone before?

"Did... did ye miss tha meanin' behind me last answer? How daft are ye, ya bloomin' idjit?"

15. What kind of animal are you?

"Well, ye'd think I was a wolf but I've been told I share traits with that of a fox. Thus, me informal title of The Black Fox."

16. Name your worst habits.

"I tend to go a bit, um, feral, I guess ye could say. Lose me temper sometimes. Tha drink donni help none either."

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

He shifts once more. In a somber tone, "Me da'. Looked up tae him since before I could walk."

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

The worgen clears his throat before finishing his whiskey, "I'm straight."

19. Do you go to school?

"When I was a lad fer a wee bit. Me da' was real keen on me bein' a smart cookie. Guess it worked," he laughs.

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

"Aye, s'pose everyone does at some point. Just with tha Horde and that bloody sword... I'm not sure if I should bring any wee baby Alders inta' tha world."

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

"Fuckin' hell I'd love tae meet 'em. Who said they want a piece o' this beast?"

22. What are you most afraid of?

"Tae be honest? Everything I've ever cared about has been taken from me. Me family, Gilneas, Teldrassil. Never again." A fierce determination burns in his eyes.

23. What do you usually wear?

"When I'm not huntin' or fightin' I'll wear me long coats an' me derby."

24. Do you love someone?

"Aye, a beautiful night elf girl. She's the biggest pain in me arse I've ever had tae deal with but damn I wouldni trade it fer tha world."

25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

A very concerned look washes over Alder's face. "Why in the name o' tha titans and tha wild gods would ye wanna know that? Pro'lly when I was a wee lad. Coulda been when I was piss drunk though. I like tae get pretty hammered."

26. Well it's not over yet!

"Well if that's tha case I'm gonna need more whiskey."

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)

"Well growin' up I was low class. Damn near dirt poor. But now I think I'm upper middle class thanks tae this here," he pulls out an inscribed Alliance medallion with the word 'Houndmaster' on the front face.

28. How many friends do you have?

"A few close ones. None too many. I feel if ye have too many friends ye can spread yerself thin."

29. What are your thoughts on pie?

"Mmm, pie." His eyes glaze over and his tongue hangs out. An audible grumble is heard from his stomach.

30. Favorite drink?

"A nice, strong, Headlands whiskey."

31. What's your favorite place?

"The Headlands. I wanni go back there one day and see me old home."

32. Are you interested in someone?

"Why, ye lookin' fer some company tonight?" He winks one, strangely alluring, crimson eye.

33. What's your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

"Ye really want tae find out, love?"

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

"I'd definately say a lake. There was one near me home in tha Headlands growin' up."

35. What's your type?

Alder raises an eyebrow, "Hm, I'd say tall, thin yet curvy with curves in all tha right places," he wiggles his eyebrows. "Most likely elven. Donni really care what kind. Always had a thing fer elves."

36. Any fetishes?

"Oh, ye really are pressin' these intimate matters, arent ya? Join me fer a drink after this an' ye might find out."

37. Seme or uke? Top or bottom? Dominant or submissive?

"Keep pokin' me with these questions an' I might just show ya."

38. Camping or indoors?

"I'd love tae be campin' more but with tha war rampin' up I've been confined tae me office and tha trainin' grounds."

39. Are you wating for this interview to end?

"If it means I get tae answer those naughty bit questions in a more... demonstrative way with ye, then yes."

40. Now it's over! Tag 3 people.

(Dont have anyone to tag on tumblr :/)

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aligalloo · 7 years

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A Day at the Pitch

Pairing: Vikkstar123 x reader (established) Word count: 1,279 Warnings: Couple of swears Requested: Yes! Requests: Open (see below for who you can request)

Y/N: Your name

Vikk and I have been dating for about a year now, and I couldn’t be happier. He was everything I could ask for in a guy, and he came with six amazing sidekicks who always treat me with the utmost respect. Wait, hang on... Only one part of that is true, sorry. You’ll soon see why.

One morning, I am abruptly woken from my slumber when Simon barges into Vikk’s room.

“Rise and shine sleepyheads! Today’s the day we bring back the crossbar challenge!”

I throw a pillow at him. “Go away you monster” I roll my eyes and pick up my phone to look at the time... “Holy SHIT, it’s 7 am! Are you fucking insane? How are you so cheerful?”

Simon just laughs, “Wake your boy toy up and meet us downstairs in an hour, we leave at 8.”

I give him the finger as he leaves the room and flop back into bed, crawling into my boyfriend’s arms again. He stirs and slowly opens his eyes, “Good morning Y/N,” he says softly, in his completely adorable husky morning voice.

I peck him on the lips gently, “Simon wants us downstairs and ready to go in an hour.”

“I know,” he smiles, “I was awake, I just didn’t want to deal with a cheerful Simon at 7 am.”

“You prick!” I exclaim, laughing and smacking him lightly on the nose. “It’s a distressing experience, how could you leave me alone?”

Vikk rolls out of bed and heads to the bathroom, “You know you love me, Y/N,” he calls out through the door.

“Do I though?” I mutter ominously under my breath, but secretly I am grinning to myself.

We make it downstairs at 7:55 and head to the kitchen, where Josh, JJ, Simon and Ethan are waiting. “Good morning Y/N, Vikk. How did you sleep?” Simon asks innocently.

“Very well, thanks, at least until you came and rudely interrupted!” The annoyance in my voice is audible, but Simon doesn’t take the hint.

“Did you have a busy night you two? I wondered what the noises I could hear were...”

“Oi! Give it a break Simon,” Josh tells him sternly. “It’s far too early for any of us, you’re not alone,” he says, smiling at us.

“Thank god for that then,” I sigh, grabbing some cereal and inhaling it. “Ready to go?”

“Yeah,” JJ replies, “Harry and Tobi are meeting us at the pitch.”

“Is everyone ready?” Josh asks. A chorus of affirmations is heard as we all trudge out and get in the cars that we’re taking.

I’m squished between Vikk and Simon in the back of one of the cars. This is unfortunate, as it is one of Simon’s favourite pastimes to annoy the crap out of me. I huddle up to Vikk as he pokes me in the side.

“For God’s sake, Simon, leave her alone,” Josh says, exasperated.

“Yes Dad,” Simon grins mischievously, but keeps his hands to himself for the rest of the journey.

“Thank goodness, we made it without any deaths,” Vikk sighs, getting out of the car and grabbing my hand to help me out.

The boys head out to the pitch to get the cameras set up for the videos. I look at my phone and groan, as it’s still not even 9 am. “Why am I here?” I think to myself as I sit in the front seat of the car and scroll through Twitter. I hear two more cars pull up, and see Tobi hop out of one, while Harry and his girlfriend Katie emerge from the other.

“Oh my god!” I yell, running over to her, “It’s been too long.”

“Hi Y/N,” Katie laughs, pulling me in for a hug. “I’m so glad to see you, I thought I was going to be all alone today with all the testosterone.”

Giggling, we head out to the pitch, following Tobi and Harry, who both have their camera equipment with them. I’m desperate to catch up on all her gossip, as she is with me. When we reach the boys, I go over to Vikk and whisper in his ear, “Good luck, you’ll be great.”

“What do I get if I do well?” He asks, smiling cheekily at me.

I wink at him as I walk back towards Katie, “You’ll just have to wait and see!”

I sit with Katie through what seems like only a few minutes of filming. We cheer for our boys and boo when the others do something better. After they finish filming the first video, Vikk comes over and flops down on the grass beside me. Katie has gone to congratulate Harry, so we’re alone for the moment.

“Well that was shit,” Vikk sighs, looking up at me. I lean down, for what I was intending to be a quick kiss. He ignores my efforts to get away, and pulls me down onto him, deepening the kiss. The boys let out a few wolf whistles and I flip them off, sitting up from my position on top of Vikk and struggling to regain my breath.

“Gross, you’re all sweaty,” I murmur to him, running my fingers through his hair

“Yeah, I know,” He replies, sitting up and moving next to me. “I wish I’d done better in that round though, it kind of gets old when they constantly make fun of me.”

“You did fine,” I say comfortingly, “And besides, you’ve got at least two more videos to prove yourself.”

“Yep!” He says, perking up slightly. “Anyway, I should get back out there or we’ll be hear all day.”

He stands up and I follow him towards the others. “Good job everyone, keep it up!”

They film a few more videos, with Vikk getting progressively better. Each time they take a break, I go over to him and offer words of encouragement. These seem to help, and by the end of the day, he’s much happier than he had been in the morning. Soon enough, the boys wrap up their filming, and we decide to go and grab some food. We end up at Nandos, but everyone’s exhausted so we just get takeaways and head back to the Sidemen house.

After eating, and all the usual banter it entails (read: Simon annoying the crap out of everyone and Josh getting fake-pissed at him), the non-residents of the house get up to leave.

“See you soon, yeah?” I tell Katie as we hug goodbye, “I don’t want to not see you for three months again.”

“Oh my, yes. I’ll text you later.” She replies, giving me an extra squeeze.

The rest of the goodbyes are exchanged, and the three exhausted boys and one well-rested girl head home to their respective houses. Simon and JJ decide to play some Fifa, while Josh heads upstairs to call Freya.

“What do you want to do now?” I ask Vikk, as he leads me slowly up the stairs after Josh.

“Didn’t you promise me a reward if I did well in the games today?” He winks at me as we reach his bedroom door.

“Yesss,” I reply slowly, walking over to the bed. “Why, what do you have in mind?”

I hear the door click shut and the next thing I know, Vikk has pushed me onto the bed and is lying on top of me with his hands wandering south.

“Ah, I may have a few ideas,” He smirks.

I grin, and reach up to pull his head down to mine, “You better make it worth my while,” I whisper in his ear, making him shiver.

Needless to say, it is a very enjoyable evening for all involved.

-fin-

I am taking requests for: Sidemen, sidemen of the sidemen, WillNE, Buttercream Boys, Dan and/or Phil

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