#tho he does keep pointing out how he's survived 48/49 times so i guess they're both oddballs

[locria-writes]

What do you mean wholesome boy has attempted to kill her MULTIPLE times!?

TO BE FAIR....at that time, he had no idea who she was nor did he care, while she only knew of him, but they did have a mutual respect for each other!

all 20 of his attempted kills were more aimed at other people, with the mindset of "i need to kill xyz, and to do that, people nearby will probably die and that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make."

all 49 of her attempted kills were explicitly aimed at him, and while she wasn't actively pulling the trigger (except for the 49th time), she just sort of assisted in the planning process lol. the 49th attempted murder is the only one i'd actually classify as such, and the onus is completely on her since they were already pretty close by that point.

it's okay though!!!! they both apologized for mutually trying to kill each other on their first date, and she only bullied him a little bit, okay. they're both very healthy, mature, and emotionally stable adults who can talk through their problems mostly.

#marginally writing related #their dynamic is even funnier once you know their ages and experience and status differences #he's also a fanboy of her former superior it's very cute he's very cute in general #like he was so sad when she didn't let him pull her chair out for her #and he was pulling overtime trying to think of excuses to give her his jacket or to hold her hand he's v sweet v wholesome #she's less cute tho she just keeps joking about how badly he's trying to become dead bf no. 4 #tho he does keep pointing out how he's survived 48/49 times so i guess they're both oddballs #so yeah they're actually the healthiest pairing i've written in a long time #the only real emotional problem is a trauma she didn't even realize she internalized #none of that 'oh im so bad for you blah blah' bs just a side of 'our lives are clashing so how do we fix that' #*ugly sobbing* i love them very much they're my good children