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xxkay1asw0rldxx · 1 year

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Shitpost!*~ (FNAF!!)

@xojosii wanted me to make another shitpost so this is for you! <3

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FNAF SB:

( As they walk in)

Percy: "Hey guys i have a bad feeling about this, i mean this is the Freddy Fazbear Entertainment.."

Tori: "Yea me too.. plus we have to go through Glamrock Chica, Roxanne Wolf, Montgomery Gator, Sundrop, and Moondrop!"

Zenja: "Don't forget Vanny.. what a bitch."

Yumi: "Hey it's not her fault its Glitchtrap's."

Jinx: "Hey don't worry guys i brought my Duffle bag with me! so we should be good."

Spencer, touching Jinx's face: "Well look at you being helpful~"

Lilac & Yumi: "Back off Bitch."

Spencer, letting go: "What's the problem??~"

Yumi, rolling up her sleeves: Oh i'll tell you what the problem is-

( just before he could hurt him..)

Intercom: Ladies and gentleman, thank you for visiting and we hope you enjoyed the show!*~ Freddy and the gang are pretty tired, but they'll be back next week after a few days of special maintenance! Please make your way to the front of the building where you will be given novelty glasses, a voucher for one free soda refill, and where you will sign a legal disclaimer releasing us of all liability for anything that might have happened during your visit. Have an awesome night, and we'll see you again soon!!!

Gordon: "Everyone in Freddy's room now!"

( In Freddy's room)

James: "Ok let's get shit star-"

Glamrock Freddy: "What are you doing here.. (scan everyone) its seems you all are not on the guest list.. funny."

Lilac: Freddy we have to hide the security lady is after us!

Glamrock Freddy: " that is Vanessa, she can help you!"

Yumi: "No she won't.."

Spencer: "Before we start all of this could you please find a way to communicate without talking so loudly?!?!"

Glamrock Freddy: "Here is a novelty Freddy Fazwatch for everbody, we can use this to communicate for now."

( Time skip : * about to enter the daycare*)

Thomas, teasing: "Hey, Jinx we're about to see a twin version of you!"

Yumi:" Oh come on Thomas, but it's true not gonna lie...-"

Lilac: "For the love of God."

(Everyone slides down)

Henry: He we go in 3. 2.. 1.

Sundrop: HOOO HOOO HOOO!

( Sun dives in )

Sundrop, picking up Jinx: Hellloooo! New friend! you're sure up late! Are we having a slumber party?? You brought so many friends!!

Jinx: "Put me down... please."

Sundrop: "Sorry about that i'm just so excited!~"

Sundrop: "Oh i know we can finger paint, tell stories, drink FizzyFaz until our heads ex-PLODE and stay up all night!"

Gordon: "That does sound fun but-"

Sundrop: "There is only one rule: Keep the lights on, ON, on.."

Spencer, about to turn off the lights: "FUCK IT ALL."

Sundrop & Jinx: "NOO DON'T."

Sundrop: "NOO I WARNED YOU, I WARNED YOU."

Lilac: "this is about to get wild.."

Moondrop: "Naughty, naughty boy..."

Moondrop: "Its past your bedtime~"

Jinx: "RUNNN!!!"

( a few mins later..)

( Jinx and Lilac were hiding together)

Jinx: "Shit, shit, shit..-"

Moondrop: "I hear a sound!~"

*Jinx and Lilac cover their mouths*

Sundrop: "i its probably just a mouse...-"

Moondrop: "I see them in the dark."

Sundrop: "I only saw a spark..."

Moondrop: "I know there's someone there."

(Jinx, starts tearing up)

Sundrop: "Not as far as i'm aware."

Moondrop: "Why don't you believe me?"

Moondrop: "Maybe your right.."

Sundrop: "It's just another night."

Moondrop: "But i heard a creak!!"

(Jinx starts crying)

Lilac: "Shh.."

Sundrop: "Just go back to sleep."

Moondrop: "Im always quick to... RAGE."

Sundrop: "So go back to your stage!"

Moondrop, Smirking: " It's louder!!"

(*Moon finds them*)

Moondrop: "RUN."

(Jinx grabs her gun)

"BANG!!"

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BRO THIS TOOK HOURS *CRII*

imma make part 2 btw!

~*Your favorite arsonist, Jinx*-

#FNAF SB

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