#this man is presumed dead but in reality he’s screaming along to the mamma mia soundtrack in a car that’s visibly smoking and falling apart

[linndrum]

i like to think one of the busted-up cars near spamton’s shop is still just operational enough for him to take it for an occasional drive around cyber city. he tailgates queen’s car blasting don’t go breaking my heart so loudly it’s shaking the entire car (singing both parts at the top of his lungs) and nobody realizes it’s him because his voice is barely recognizable and the glass on the windshield is so cracked it distorts his features. also if anyone tries to arrest him he floors it because his car is terrible and he has nothing to lose

#spamtonposting #this man is presumed dead but in reality he’s screaming along to the mamma mia soundtrack in a car that’s visibly smoking and falling apart