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#this is old I’m so sorry bestie 🙏
lovecanyon · 10 months
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PERSONAL TRAINER!Y/N X HARRY INSTAGRAM BLURB
MASTERLIST | PATREON
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yntraining loving life
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harryfan8 LOVE HER
harryfan6 y/n is so gorgeous
harrystyles The grind never stops.
yntraining you get it!
harryfan10 “loving life” i would be too if harry styles hired me 🤞
pillowpersonpp Such a stunner!
harryfan4 can she train me???
harry_lambert Pilates queen ❤️
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hslotnews ANTHONY AND HARRY’S TRAINER YN LN AT HIS SHOW TONIGHT!
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harryfan18 NOT EVERYONE BEING BESTIES WITH YN ALREADYYYY
harryfan20 i want to be her right now
harryfan12 imagine being harry’s photographer and personal trainer
harryfan19 i would KILLLL for those jobs 🙏
harryfan16 anthony and y/n…besties…so real
harryfan13 am i the only one that doesn’t like her
harryfan21 NO ONE CARESSS
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harryflorals HARRY AND Y/N WORKING OUT IN LONDON RECENTLY!
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harryfan17 we need more content of them
harryfan14 the way everyone is falling in love with harry’s trainer like 😭
harryfan25 she was using his car too??? omg
harryfan29 MY NEW FAVORITE DUO
harryfan22 i’m going to need about a few days to recover…
harryfan24 same 🧎‍♂️
harryfan26 these two sound perfect together idkkk
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harrystyles Love On Tour. London IV. June, 2023.
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harryfan35 oh my god i need him
harryfan32 HARRY IS CRAZY FOR THIS 😭
yntraining look at my work!
harrystyles Thank you and I love youuu
harryfan38 HOLD ONNN
harryfan33 *insert olivia wilde nodding gif*
paulithepsm @yntraining Nice job! 💪
harryfan31 thanking harry’s trainer everyday for this
harris_reed Sometimes a baby girl is a 29 year old man
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stylesdaily ANNE AND Y/N AT HARRY’S LAST WEMBLEY SHOW!
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harryfan44 why is this so cute
harryfan43 @harrystyles you already got your mom’s approval 🤗
harryfan45 LMFAOOOO
harryfan49 this is what we all needed to see (i’m healed)
harryfan40 CRYING OVER THIS????
harryfan42 and anne said she had the best night with y/n too 🥺
harryfan46 that’s literally her daughter in law now i’m sorry!!!!
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yntraining bye bye wembley, we will miss you
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harryfan58 “we” as in…🤨
harryfan55 y/n being so supportive of harry is honestly so cute bye.
harrystyles No more chasing you up the stairs.
yntraining and i’m the one that’s supposed to train you…
harryfan50 HELPPP 😭
jefezoff RIP to all The Wembley workouts.
harryfan57 y/n is officially my favorite person now
mitchrowland Let’s do it all again
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deuxmoi Harry Styles and personal trainer Y/N L/N were seen kissing recently.
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harryfan64 CALL AN AMBULANCE. CALL AN AMBULANCE.
harryfan62 someone give me a cigarette.
harryfan69 kinda loving this tbh 😌
harryfan68 so real of you
harryfan65 BOYFRIENDRRY!
harryfan70 now we know we have an album on the way!!!!
harryfan61 his hand position…okayyy
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catindabag · 6 months
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (44)
Festus: Hi, Coryo, my cabbage loving bestie, how’s life?
Coryo: Not good, not great, not terrible. How’s detention?
Festus: Great!
Coryo: You skipped it again, didn’t you.😒
Festus: As always.😌
Coryo: Well, good for you-
Festus: Me and Pup are planning to dumpster dive today. Wanna join?
Coryo: Sure. I’ll go. Free food is free food.
Festus: Exactly!
Coryo: But which dumpster are we raiding now?
Pup: Highbottom’s.😌
Coryo: Sign me up! Let’s go-
Apollo: Hey, guys, can we join too?
Diana: Pretty please?🥺
Festus: The more the merrier!
Coryo: But Seriously, guys, we should go now before Highbottom finds out and punish us again-
Sejanus: Hey, Coryo, my ✨LOVE✨, can I dumpster dive with you too?
Coryo: Why would you want to dumpster dive for food? You’re rich-
Sejanus: But I’ll protect you-
Coryo: From what? From rats??
Sejanus: Yes! So please take me with you!🥺🙏
Coryo: Okay, Babe. You can be our lookout.
Sejanus: Yey! Thanks, Coryo, my love, you’re the best!😘
Coryo: Sure. Whatever you say, Babe.
Pup: By the way, whose car are we taking?
Festus: Sorry. We can’t take mine. My mama said no.
Sejanus: My scheming old man will strangle me if he ever finds out.
Apollo: I only have a tiny scooter.
Diana: Me too.😞
Coryo: Well, don’t look at me. You all know that I don’t have a car-
Sejanus: I can give you one, my love!
Coryo: Not now, Babe.
Diana: Oh, I have an idea! We should just borrow Highbottom’s car instead!
Festus: Or Livia’s hot pink limousine.
Coryo: The one that sparkles under the sun?
Diana: How about we take both?
Apollo: That’s brilliant!
Sejanus: But we don’t have their car keys-
Androcles: Luckily, I already have them with me.😎
Apollo: Andie?!
Coryo: When did you get here?!
Festus: Shouldn’t you be in detention with me?!
Androcles: Detention? Never heard of her. But anyway, I got Livia’s sparkly car keys-
Diana: You stole them.
Androcles: Of course~.😏
Pup: But how did you get Highbottom’s?
Androcles: Felix gave them to me for safe keeping after that last fiasco-
Coryo: You mean that infamous ✨WinterFest✨ incident where drunk Highbottom tried to ram his car into Heavensbee Hall when Strabo Plinth asked me to dance with him?
Sejanus: To be fair, my drunk old man thought you were the infamously gorgeous Crassus Snow.
Coryo: Don’t remind me.😞
Androcles: Yup! That’s the one.
Apollo: Well, Andie, can you drive?
Androcles: No. But I have this fake driver’s license that I’ve stolen from Dennis last week. So-
Pup: That’s a yes for me!
Festus: I’ll drive!😎
Apollo: But I wanna drive.🥺
Diana: I call shotgun!
Coryo: Could be worse. Let’s go, Babe.
Sejanus: Best day ever!😍
*Hours later, inside Casca’s office*
Prof.Sickle: Sir, I think you need to turn on the news.
Casca: Why? It’s too early for me to watch Weather Boy embarrass himself in front of Panem-
Prof.Sickle: Just turn on the TV.
Casca: Ugh! Fine! There-
Lucky: Breaking News! Seven students from a certain Capitol Academy were caught recklessly driving the exclusive hot pink limousine of Monster Cardew- I mean, Mrs. Cardew!
Casca: I’m pretty sure those idiots don’t go to my school-
Lucky: Mr. Snow, are you aware that reckless driving is a serious crime?
Coryo: They just kidnapped me and my boyfriend, officer!
Sejanus: We’re innocent!
Pup: I don’t know these people!
Apollo: I’m too pretty for prison!
Diana: Livia gave us permission!
Androcles: You can’t arrest me! I’m a minor!
Festus: Dean Highbottom made us do it!
Lucky: Ok. Well, you heard it from them, folks! Dean Highbottom made them do it! Back to you, Malmsey!
Casca: FML.😩🔪
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diovstheworld · 8 months
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Ooh! Another JJBA villain lover. I wanted to request groupchat headcanons for the agents of Dio. Thank you! 🙏
Agents of Dio Group Chat HCs
hi hi! of course! also, thank you so much for the request! i’m so glad you requested the agents of dio because i love them so much <3 i didn’t include all the agents (i did about 7 i think) because i struggled to think for all of them but hopefully the agents i did do are okay! also i’m really sorry this took so long :(( between work and some family issues i haven’t had too much time but i hope you enjoy!
୨ ╭ ୨୧ ✦ ︶꒷꒦・⎯⎯・⎯⎯・₊ˎ✧๑
Steely Dan
absolute menace in the groupchat to be honest
actually, Dan, Mariah and Rubber Soul and THE group chat menaces and everyone hates them for it lmaooo
i feel like he’s a spammer tbh
but he’s never saying anything of interest he’s just spamming with stupid stuff like memes at 3am
definitely one of if not the most annoying agent in the group chat closely followed by rubber
Rubber Soul
another one who’s a big fan of spamming with memes
and it’s normally in response to dan’s memes that he’s spamming. and he’s sending even worse memes in response lmao
has the humour of a 13 year old kid who plays fortnite to be honest
has made the ligma joke too many times (daniel still falls for it sometimes)
Daniel D’Arby
not that active in the group chat to be honest
he pops in every now and then to see if anything work related has happened
group chat besties with Hol Horse and they gave each other their group chat nicknames
he’s slow at responding even in group chat emergencies to be honest lmao i feel like he doesn’t really care too much about what goes on in the group chat
and i feel like he’s probably not that active on his phone anyway unless he’s playing solitaire or some type of betting game
Terence D’Arby
another one who likes to send memes into the chat actually but isn’t a spammer like dan is
he’s pretty much always active on the group chat but he’s more of a lurker and doesn’t tend to respond to messages quick all the time even though he is always on the group chat
which always annoys everyone because they know he’s there and is just ignoring them lmao
is often asked by others to hack the group chat and edit peoples nicknames (normally it’s dan or mariah that asks) most of the time he doesn’t do it but he will if he’s bored and feels like annoying people
Vanilla Ice
co admin of the group chat (Dio is the admin of course)
not that good at keeping it under control though lmao
normally dishing out group chat bans (normally to either Mariah, Dan or Rubber) until another member of that little trio begs for them to be unbanned
he’s the most active i would say. when dio can’t be bothered with the group chat, he’s in charge of keeping it under control (which again, he’s very bad at lmao)
always has to ask terence for technical help because he assumes terence knows everything about technology
everyone always complains to him about the group chat nicknames because he’s not creative enough with them
Mariah
group chat besties with midler
always keeps her up to date on pranks she’s going to pull on the group chat so that she’s in on it too tbh
much like terence, she’s very active but she doesn’t like to respond
when she does respond though it’s probably with some type of snarky comment (never with midler though, she would never do that to her)
as much as she’s group chat besties with rubber and dan, she’s always insulting them too lmao. she loves making fun of those boys
Hol Horse
i’d say he’s semi active in the group
likes to pester the d’arby brothers (daniel is definitely more easily irritated than terence)
most frequently used emoji is the cowboy and the gun emoji (and got sad when they changed the gun emoji)
he’s quick at answering when he’s in the mood. you can always tell if hol horse has fallen out with one of the other members because he refuses to answer them lmao
pretty flirty in the group chat. mostly flirts with mariah and midler even though mariah constantly tells him to give it a rest
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froggy-day · 2 years
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tysm for the fic rec 🙏🙏🙏 holy shit i just finished reading it and ouuuggghhh i am on a kurogiri fic kick now im on my way to read everything in the tag. if you have any fic recs (kurogiri centric or otherwise!!) i am All Ears!!! im on a journey to read a bunch of mha fics since i got into the fandom like. a month ago. but if u have any shigaraki fics u like in particular … 👀
Hi anon!! I’m so happy you liked it!!
As for fic recs: hoooo boy I got into bnha 5ish years ago (I’m not proud of how long I’ve been here lmao) so I could go on and on. However, I only really started saving my favorite fics post-Kurogiri obsession, so these will mostly be about him! As for Shigaraki-centric stuff, I actually don’t have much, so sorry about that.
I’m going to try to keep this a reasonable length. I’ve already had to take out so many of my favorite fics from the list, just because otherwise it would be horribly long.
Still, this is about to be a Very Large Amount of fic recs, so just pick and choose based on what sounds appealing!!
Multichapter Kurogiri-adjacent:
it’s plain enough to see, but some of us are living in the past by AllISeeAreKingsAndThieves: Shiggy gets sent 2 years into the past and now has to figure out what to do differently. (Incomplete - 44k.)
Breaking through the storm clouds by Alana_Me: Kurogiri wakes up in the past, 17 years old all over again, back when he was still Shirakumo Oboro. This time around, he promises he’s going to save the League. (Incomplete - 17k.)
Just Shy of Tangible by pretentiousashell: an incredible erasermist fic that is absolutely overflowing with yearning. (Complete - 5k.)
Amalgamations of Ghosts by pretentiousashell: also an incredible erasercloud fic, ft both dadzawa and dadkumo, along with middle-school shindeku. (Complete - 23k.)
Single chapter, Kurogiri-centric:
hide your face, bury your grief by achievingelysium: oh man I have never been more obsessed with a person’s writing style. Aizawa-centric (but mainly about Kurogiri) erasercloud soulmate/hanahaki au. (Honestly, major rec for every fic ever by this person, especially their kurogiri/oboro-related ones.) (3k.)
we've all got nowhere to go by PitViperofDoom: a kurogiri-centric fic written pre-Kurogiri reveal. Years after AFO kicks the bucket, Shigaraki finds Kurogiri and forces him to reconcile his morals. (8k.)
stay with me (and be a ghost tonight) by YetAnotherGhost: Villain!Mic not only meets Kurogiri, but also learns how he was created. Emotions ensue. (2k.)
Single chapter, Shirakumo-centric:
Honestly, I’m just going to rec you these authors to check out: immaplatypus, dontartichoke, kumogiri, Maebee. All of them write only bangers.
Jangle by Tippytap: idk what it is about this fic that makes me scream with joy, but this is one of my favorite rooftop gang friendship fics. (1k.)
General BNHA:
don’t you just want to go apeshit? By kkachis, MargaritaDaemonelix: crack fic where Todoroki decides he does, in fact, want to go apeshit. (15k.)
Civilian Besties, Professional Enemies by katydid: AFO and All Might become online friends. It goes about as well as you’d expect. (7k.)
Passaggio by kashinoha: the most perfect mic character study ever. I don’t even know where to start with this one besides just: AAAAAAAAAAA. (5k.)
gaze into the cracked mirror by h1lo: this one’s a collection of fics spanning basically the entire cast of characters in bnha. It’s a goldmine full of incredible takes on usually under-developed characters, all in small, easy-to-digest pieces. (The Koda one is my favorite).
Though in my opinion, the best way to get fic recs is to check out ppl’s ao3 bookmarks and then filter those based on what you want to see (here’s mine!). There’s also moderated collections like Behold the Sacred Texts that are full-on goldmines.
Sorry for this being so long. There was an attempt to keep it short. Happy reading!!
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