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dcbbw · 1 year

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Trudy Sloane

This story is my submission for #Sloane Washington Appreciation Week. Yes, it’s late. (SORRY!) For those who are unfamiliar, Sloane Washington is a potential LI for the Perfect Match MC, and possibly one of the better characters PB has created. She’s beautiful, highly intelligent, and has a myriad of interests and hobbies including astronomy, science-fiction (reading, writing, watching), coding, Greek mythology; additionally, she has a fondness for penguins. What’s not to love?

There were so many amazing themes for Sloane Appreciation this year, but I chose to go with exploring Sloane Washington, the woman. There are threads of canon here, but mostly it’s head canons. And yes, William Sloane from Rules of Engagement made his way in here.

This has been hastily edited, and not read over by others, beta’d, or any of the things that reassure me the story makes sense and I haven’t crossed any boundaries, so anything that falls flat or sits wrong is solely on me. Call me out in the DMs on it.

Please excuse any and all typos, missing/extraneous words, and/or grammatical errors. MS Editor rates this fic as 100% error-free.

All characters belong to Pixelberry

Song Inspo: Cinnamon Girl, Lana Del Rey

Word Count: 2,225

Pairings: Sloane Washington x F!Kai Park (former), Sloane Washington x Khaan Mousavi

Rating M for Mature due to adult themes

Sloane Washington sits on the side of her bed, her palms running down her face as she scrubs sleep away from her eyes and cheeks. She rolls her neck to alleviate the pain caused by a crick as she exhales a quiet sigh while her eyes adjust to shadowy darkness.

The quiet in her domicile sounds … different somehow. She had been sharing her spaces with not one, but two people in the months following the downfall of Eros, but it was no longer a temporary arrangement subject to arbitrary whims and the trajectory of drunken arguments.

Gertrude Sloane Washington was engaged. To be married. The weight of the question asked, coupled with the permanence of her answer, changed everything. Or perhaps nothing. Time would tell.

Sloane extends her left hand, feeling the heaviness of the engagement ring on her third finger permeate her entire body. The modest gemstone twinkles weakly against the slivers of muted moonlight.

Naked, she rises and pads silently across the bedroom floor to a rocking chair that sits in a corner of the room. There’s just enough illumination eking through the closed blinds for her to make out her robe laying atop the pile of unfolded laundry sitting on the chair’s seat.

Her hair, normally plaited in an elaborate coronet braid, is twisted into two thick ponytails, one hanging over each shoulder blade. She lifts the tresses while black polyester fabric whispers against soft, almond-colored skin as she shrugs into the covering.

Sloane briefly glances over at the still-sleeping body in the bed; it heaves slightly and rhythmically, in sync with slumber-filled breath.

Khaan Mousavi. The man who would be her husband.

Sloane walks over to her bedside table, feeling the stickiness from their earlier coupling between her honeyed thighs before scooping her cellphone and exiting the room. She shuts the door quietly as the soles of her bare feet drag across the top of the carpeting; she takes a few steps before reaching the closed door of the apartment’s second bedroom.

It had been Hayden’s room once upon a time. Now, it was Hamza’s room. Hamza was Khaan’s son from a previous relationship, and soon to be Sloane’s stepson. Parenting was a frightening concept to Sloane, but hadn’t she essentially parented Hayden? The basics should be the same, right?

Brush your teeth.

Look both ways before crossing the street.

Be kind.

Don’t kill people.

She opens the door slightly, peering through the crack. A head full of brown hair lays on the pillow; the child lies on his back, small arms clutching a plush Sonic the Hedgehog. Soft snores emit from slightly parted lips. Blankets and sheets have been pulled away from his body, causing Sloane to hesitate in the doorway.

Should she go in and cover Hamza? She didn’t want the child to be chilled and potentially get sick. But Hamza was such a light sleeper …

Sloane shuts the door as quietly as she opened it, deciding to let the boy rest. She makes her way to the kitchen, her eyes taking in the furnishings that blended the girl she had been and the woman she had become.

Home.

The wall across from the bedrooms is covered with an enlarged photo of the aurora borealis; a corner curio next to the front door is filled with various diplomas, certificates, and awards bestowed upon the young scientist.

The entertainment center is filled with photographs of Sloane: a newborn baby, held in her mother’s arms; with her mother at both her high school and college graduations, both smiling broadly; college Sloane with the STEM club; with her current social circle, her arms wrapped around the waists of Kai Park and Hayden Young.

A bookcase is filled with books and DVDs, mostly science-fiction, dystopia, and documentaries.

The walls are covered with prints and vintage photographs of vaudevillian comedians. Sloane’s a fan of slapstick comedy because of its straightforwardness; there are no nuances to decipher or innuendo to wade through. The comedians share wall space with photographs and posters of historical women of color.

She makes it into the kitchen, walking across tiled flooring that had once rubbed her back salaciously when a former lover covered her face with sloppy kisses before taking Sloane drunkenly upon its freshly mopped surface just before a dinner party.

The same flooring that had taken the beating Sloane’s fists had pummeled against it when the lover left.

She glances quickly at the counter, seeing the stack of mail Khaan had tossed there before dinner. Sloane tightens the belt of her robe as she quickly sorts through the letters. Bill, bill, junk mail; she frowns at the last envelope, addressed to Gertrude Washington.

She knows immediately it’s junk or a solicitation of some sort. Sloane hadn’t been Gertrude in over a decade.

Sloane never bothered to ask her mother why she named her only child Gertrude; she had always assumed it to be a family name, belonging to a favorite aunt or an almost-forgotten great-great-great grandmother.

What she told herself is that she was named after a great woman in history.

Perhaps Gertrude Bacon, an aeronautical pioneer and writer with contributions in astronomy and botany; or Gertrude Barrows Bennett, an American writer of fantasy and science fiction. Sloane’s personal favorite was Gertrude Blanch, the mathematician.

Gertrude grew up in Washington, DC in an era where the options for black residents were limited. Children from lower-income families were encouraged to enter the military; mid-income parents steered their offspring towards the federal government for the job security, or vocational school to learn a high-earning trade such as cosmetology, barbering, or plumbing.

Even as a child, Trudy, as her mother affectionately called her, was different. She was a voracious reader and loved spending rainy Saturday afternoons curled up in bed with a good book. She didn’t watch the other television shows her friends watched; Trudy was a fan of the Star Trek franchise, religiously watched the PBS science series NOVA, and instead of playing with dolls and makeup, she took anything mechanical apart to find out what made it work, in the hopes of improving it.

But her formative years weren’t comprised of only reading, libraries, and mechanics; her mother insisted that her daughter go outside to play and socialize. Summer days were spent outdoors with her friends and other neighborhood children riding bikes, roller skating, walking to nearby parks, and jumping rope on sidewalks.

It was a decent balance.

Sloane opens the refrigerator door, reaching for leftovers from dinner: Chinese food. She’s of a firm mindset that Chinese food and pasta are the foods of lovers. It was a no-brainer when Khaan asked what she wanted to eat after he proposed.

She methodically sets containers of wonton soup, spicy vegetable dumplings, ginger garlic tofu, and onion fried rice on the counter before reaching for a plate from the overhead cupboards. Khaan and Hamza preferred a cleaner diet; Sloane was not opposed, but expected no flack when she chowed down on cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizza.

University was an eye-opener on many levels for Trudy. The college’s population was a sea of diversity Trudy had never been exposed to before; her uptown DC neighborhood was completely black. Her inner-city schools had been filled with black faces of varying hues. Here, on campus, there were complexions of every color, accents and languages that were foreign to her nation’s capital-domesticated ears.

Academically, she soon discovered that high school wasn’t even a blueprint for navigating higher education. Her achievements, her being named valedictorian, her extracurricular activities meant nothing. Trudy was starting from square one, with only a thirst to learn and know more.

Socially, she found the best way to make friends was to network. While her social anxiety made being around strangers and large crowds difficult, Trudy signed up for the newly formed STEM (science, technology, engineering, math) club, the campus chapter of Hogwarts International (she was House Ravenclaw), and volunteered on the Student Government Association’s board. She began listening to AM radio, home of underground music and arguably, the birthplace of the podcast so that she could contribute to pieces of conversations swirling about her in the food hall.

Slowly, Trudy went from geeky loner to having a small circle of friends which was all she had wanted. She was there for a purpose, not popularity.

On a personal level, Trudy found herself eyeing both male and female classmates; her cheeks would bloom with blush when seeing someone especially attractive, and she would avert her glances when eye contact was made. She had never truly thought about nor questioned her sexuality. She admired physical beauty equally, and if someone caused certain urges to arise, so be it. To Sloane, it was simple: she liked them. In that way. But she never thought to act on anything until William Sloane, her first boyfriend.

William was a business major, with his life planned out for the next 10 years. He was tall, handsome, broad-shouldered, and a known Lothario. It was no wonder he caught Trudy’s eye; for her, the mystery was how she caught his. For a year, they shared study nights, attended concerts headlined by local talent, and found themselves late at night sweaty and tangled in wrinkled sheets before eating bowls of ramen while consuming cheap wine.

After an amicable breakup, Trudy found herself still drawn to the local music scene; she especially liked a group known as Angular Melodies. Trudy found herself traveling to see their shows: Philadelphia, Baltimore, Richmond, Va., and Charleston, SC. It was in the southern coastal town, surrounded by mossy trees, crepe myrtle, and enveloped in the most oppressive humidity known to man that Trudy met members of the band.

She was interested in the female lead singer, who was dating the female bassist. Who happened to have an interest in Trudy.

And that night after the show, in a cheap motel with faulty air conditioning and a bed too small for three bodies, Sloane Washington was born.

Sloane sits on her couch, legs tucked beneath her as she holds her plate of re-heated food. Her eyes are fixed on the television; Something the Lord Made plays on the screen. It’s one of her favorite movies. Her head lifts at the soft slap of bedroom slippers, and she smiles when she sees Khaan. His hair is free of its usual man-bun; he wears striped pajama bottoms and Sloane’s bedroom shoes. His eyes blink owlishly behind his glasses.

“Smells good,” he greets his fiancée as he plops in the sofa beside her.

“Have some,” Sloane offers as she pushes the plate towards him. “I’m getting full.”

“Thank you,” he replies as he takes the food. His eyes look over and meets hers. “For everything.”

Sloane nods before focusing her attention on the screen again.

He acts as if either of us had a choice in the matter.

They both knew their union was built on mutual admiration and respect.

And love. For another person.

Kai Park.

Kai was unlike any person Sloane had ever met before. Free-spirited and slightly irresponsible, but with a wit and knowledge that surprised even Kai herself at times, she breezed easily into Sloane’s life by way of Hayden, whom she had been matched with.

Sloane fought her feelings against Kai; the woman had Damien chasing her like a rabid dog and Hayden wrapped around all her fingers. Fearing rejection, or worse … hurting Hayden’s feelings, Sloane instead forged a friendship with Kai.

It was stepping into the deep end of the ocean without a life jacket.

The more the two women interacted, the deeper Sloane fell. But Kai was falling for Hayden, even after discovering he was not human. She was also torn about her feelings towards Damien.

Sloane revealed that she was bisexual and had been in a polyamorous relationship. It made no difference, and Sloane distanced herself from the friend group until one Richard Cummings was revealed to be a crucial link to bringing down Rowan West and Eros.

Sloane was shocked to discover that Richard Cummings was none other than Khaan Mousavi, the architect of the Matches’ framework. They had worked together previously until Khaan’s mysterious and abrupt departure from Eros. She had always admired Khaan, or rather, Khaan’s keen intelligence and attention to detail.

She respected him.

Kai, however, had different ideas. She had made her choices regarding her love life, and neither Sloane nor Khaan had made the cut. Her thought process was to push the two who hadn’t won her heart together; she teased Sloane constantly about having a crush on Khaan, while foisting the idea of a relationship with Sloane onto Khaan.

The couple knew what Kai was doing, and they were both still so desperately in love with her that they allowed themselves to be “matched” to make her happy. It hadn’t been a bad decision; they had enough in common and had built a professional relationship along with cultivating a deep friendship.

And now they were going to marry.

Kai will be so proud.

Khaan puts the food away while Sloane dozes on the couch. Unknown to them, life is gestating within her body and has been for the past four weeks.

Down on the street, a sleek, black Town Car idles in front of the building. The two backseat passengers clasp hands as they stare up at darkened windows, unsure which ones belong to Sloane.

“They’ve stolen my child,” Soo-jin, Hamza’s mother seethes in a harsh whisper as she brushes dark bangs away from her forehead.

“They’ve taken children from both of us, my dear. They’ll pay. Soon,” Rowan West promises before tapping on the glass partition, signaling the driver to pull off.

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terriblestcrm · 5 months

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the burton siblings.

honey caroline burton. chloé hayden. twenty six. singer. songwriter. autistic with adhd. bisexual. she/her. attended berklee college of music. has written twenty two top 100 hits. including songs, maybe i will, lottery, anxiety, me and being around you. has three albums out but prefers to write for other artists over releasing her own. obsessed with star wars, the arctic monkeys, toothpaste drink, her best friend barbie and hair clips. albums: maybe i will. gotta have you. whatever i was they didn't want me. romeo eli moretti burton. nicolas maupas. twenty five. video game developer. autistic. bisexual. he/him. attended york university. worked with two big studios, though working for bioware was his favorite. takes far too long to realize how he feels about people but once he's figured it out, it's impossible to get him to change his opinion. poppy eleanor burton. sadie sink. twenty one. fourth year architecture student at boston architecture college. has adhd. bisexual. she/her. was accepted to julliard but turned it down when honey was accepted into berklee and changed courses entirely. often breaks into the backyard of rich summer homes to swim in their backyard pools. the most envy coded human to ever exist.

#📖— the lore keeper #h. burton #r. moretti burton #p. burton

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newpersonteeth11 · 1 year

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Hayden Greene

You were Rupert Ellis (62M) the CEO of Ellis & Company, a investment bank that you founded. You had a wife, Maria Ellis (32F), and a son, Charles Ellis (17M). Your net worth was just over $1.1 billion, and you were a titan of finance. Your son had an allowance of $100,000 a month, and you lived in a $85 million mansion.

Charles:

You were entitled and privileged kid. However at school you were timid, silent, and secretly a huge fag. You went to an elite private school, which had an annual tuition of $25,000 a year.

Hayden Greene was a cocky, egotistical, & narcissistic fuck boy who you idolized. He was known for never being told no, for example, when he was a junior, he went up to a snotty senior who was showing off his allowance of $15,000 in cash. Hayden walked up to him and said, "Hand it over." calmly. The other kids started shaking and ran away, but the senior just said, "What, are you poor? You some money, go get it boy, go get it." and threw a $100-dollar bill on the ground. Hayden walked away, the senior thought he got away with it. The next day, he came back with a broken nose, numerous bruises and cuts on his face, and a broken arm and collarbone. Hayden bumped into him, and he said, "I'm sorry, sir"

You got a job as the equipment manager for the boys basketball team, so you could sniff the old underwear and socks of the hot players. That day, you looked around, and then used the master code you had and opened Hayden's locker. You then took his dirty underwear and socks. You quickly hid them in your bag, and got ready to leave. Then you saw Hayden , the captain of the team, entered the locker room and took off his sweaty shirt to reveal his god-like physique.

Hayden then said intimidatingly, "What are you doing." You replied in a scared voice, "Um, uh, I uh, we'll I'm the equipment manager Hayden-" "What" he interrupted. "Sorry, Mr. Greene," he required all of "the help" to call him Mr. Greene to establish himself as their boss, "I'm just putting some stuff away." "Okay, just open your bag and you'll be on your way." he replied. "Why?" you asked. "Because I said so. Are you questioning me, you are the help, you don't ask the questions, I do. Now, as I was saying, Open your bag!" he said mightily. You stuttered, and played with your hands, not replying. He then ripped the bag off your shoulders, and said, "Let's see what's in here, shall we." You began eyeing the exit, trying to escape. "Don't try to run, I'll win and it'll be a lot worse for you." he said threateningly. He opened the bag, and dumped the contents out on the ground, "Oh, what do we have here. Is that a pair of my briefs." "Um, I uh, I-I d-don't know how that g-got in there." you replied shakily. "Um, um, uh, uh," he said mockingly, "That wasn't a question. Are you trying to get close to my godly body?" "What?" you stuttered out. "Are you a fag?" he asked, saying "fag" in such a way that made you feel worthless. You just looked at your feet, and then he punched you in the chest, causing you to fall on your back and start wheezing for air.

You then felt a severe amount of pain. Hayden then put his foot on your chest, and said, "Looks like a few ribs are broken, nothing too serious." "Call an ambulance" you wheezed out. "Please" "Hmm, maybe. But what do I get out of that." "Huh?" you replied. "Why should I not just leave you here, lying in constant pain until tomorrow morning. Give me one reason." as he said that, he pushed his foot down even more, causing your pain to triple. "Please, be merciful. I'll do anything." "Are you sure?" he asked, pushing his foot within milimetres of your heart. "Yes, yes, I will do anything". "Good", he said taking his foot off of your chest. You thought you were safe, and sighed until he punched your head making you black out.

He then got his jeep, and opened the trunk.

He shoved your unconscious body in his trunk and drove away. He then went to Ronny's house. Hayden's house wasn't anything to see, as the majority of his money was just extorted from rich kids. He, however, had over fifty kids who he had already beat up and all of them, mostly minor millionaire heirs, had pledged that they would do whatever he said in exchange for him not killing them. Ronald Astor was a freshman from a moderately wealthy family. When Hayden arrived, Ronny opened his car door and Hayden just popped the trunk and said, "Put the fag in the living room" Hayden fixed himself a glass of the $5,000 bottle of Louis XIII in the display case. After eight minutes, Ronny, drowning in sweat, finished dragging you into the living room. Hayden punched him in the gut, saying, "Too slow" nonchalantly. Hayden then kicked you in the balls causing you to wake up in pain.

He then put his foot on your balls and said, "Transfer $1 million in my accounts now." You had just regained consciousness, "Huh?" you said. He then pushed harder, causing your balls to scream in pain and he asked again, "Transfer $1 million, NOW!" You then said, "Okay, okay, please stop I'll do it." He took his foot off your balls, and you quickly grabbed your phone and transferred the money from your trust fund. "Now, where are your parents" You hesitated, but when you saw his foot move you said, "My dad's on a work trip and my Mom's at home." "Okay, now you're going to drive me to your house, you're going to introduce me as your friend to your mother, and then you're going go into the kitchen and make me dinner. Is that understood?" "Yes Mr. Greene" you replied. "Fags call me Master", "Yes Master". "And you, transfer the usual session fee ($100,000) and show me to your safe." Ronny dragged himself to the cellar, and used his fingerprint and code to unlock the large safe. Inside, was a mountain of expensive things and papers. Hayden looked for a few seconds, and picked out an ornate 12-carat diamond ring, valued at $780,000. Hayden looked at Ronny, "Story" "It was my Grandmother's ring, sir." "Value" "Um, I-I don't know sir" Hayden shook his head in disapointment, "And you were doing so well" he sighed before punching his windpipe, causing his to gasp, trying to breathe. Hayden then kicked him once more, for good measure, and left with the ring, leaving the safe open and Ronny suffocating on the floor. Hayden then came up the stairs looking annoyed, "Let's go fag" he yelled at you, which you immediately complied with his command and opened the door.

Then you drove Hayden to your family's mansion.

When you came in, you introduced him to your mother as your friend. Your mother stared at his biceps, and didn't notice him tell you to make him dinner. After you were out of the room, he said, "Strip, now." "What, what do you mean?" she replied. "Obviously I'm going to fuck you, I swear bitches get dumber and dumber every year." he replied in exasperation.

He flashed his abs, "Strip. Now." he ordered. Your mother looked at his strong, godly body and started stripping out of fear. Once she was in her bra and panties, she stopped, covering herself with her arms. Hayden, annoyedly, said, "Now, bitch" She then mumbled something about her not wanting to, "being married" and how she was a grown woman and she was independent, and how she had a job as the head of a large law firm.

Hayden proceeded to rip off her bra and underwear, making her nude. She fell to the floor, and tried to cover herself with her hands, crying. He picked her up by her throat, and pinned her throat against the wall. "Listen to me, and listen very closely, because I will not repeat this. You are going to fuck me," she interrupted by bawling loudly, blubbering something about her kids, and for him to please let her go. He choked her more, stopping the tears, "You're going to fuck me because I said so, and don't worry about you little faggot son, he's out there preparing me dinner right now." he thrusted in three fingers in her pussy, causing her to scream in pain, "Don't worry, I'm just loosening you up." he said, laughing at her pain. "Now, after I fuck you you're going to quit your job, and become my servant, okay. I don't know who you're kidding with this "Lawyer" shit, but women belong in the kitchen and the bedroom. And we can talk about this," he looked at your body, "later." as he said this, he shoved in a fourth finger causing her to scream in agony. "Shut the fuck up, bitch. Nobody gives a shit that some slut is getting fucked. You know what, say "I'm your obedient slut". She continued screaming, and Hayden stuck a fifth finger in, "Say it now, whore" he ordered, and slapped her with his strong muscles. She stopped screaming, and started crying, whispering out, "I'm your obedient slut." Hayden then threw her accross the room onto the bed, 15-feet away.

He then ripped off his shirt and pants, and threw them (60mph) at a corner, hitting a $60,000 venetian vase which fell and shattered. You began trying to run away. Hayden saw this, and stared at you, and said, "Don't even think about it. Because we both know that I'm going to end up the victor." he said, ominously.

His muscles made her tremble in fear, and she stayed on the bed.

He then got on the bed, and said cockily, "Get ready for the ride of your life. Oh, and" he grabbed the lube off your nightstand and threw it into the wall, his Herculean power creating a hole in the wall. "We won't be needing that."

He then revealed his dick, which was massive. You were scared for him to put it in, but he didn't care and shoved it in anyway, as you screamed in pain, begging to stop, screaming, "It's too big!" Hayden grabbed your face, and forced you to stare into his eyes, "Let me make this clear" he said, ominously. "You're" he thrusted hard, causing your pain level to triple, "Opinion" he thrusted again harder, "Doesn't" thrusting even harder, "Matter" his thrust was the hardest yet, causing bruises on your vag. "I own you now, and I take charge of my propety" he said gravely. He proceeded to fuck you for another half hour, all of which you were in constant pain, and were begging for the sweet release of death. Occasionally throughout the sex, he slapped you or hurt you just to watch your pain. Then, he came, releasing tonnes of his potent seed, filling up your pussy. He then ordered your wrecked body onto the floor, kneeling.

"Now be a good slut and massage me" he ordered. She submitted. After an hour, Hayden ordered, "Go get my dinner from your pathetic faggot son, slut!" she walked over to her clothes, "Did I say, put on your clothes!?" he yelled. "No sir" she replied submissively, scurried away. You were in the kitchen, standing still, staring blankly at the wall, waiting for commands. Then you saw your mother enter the kitchen, naked, with bruises all over, scratch scars on her tits, and cum dripping out of her pussy. "Where is sir's dinner" she asked. "Here you are, mom" you replied, handing her a plate with a 64 oz steak. She then returned to the bedroom, and got on her knees and presented him with the steak. "Good slut, now get back to rubbing my leg." He then yelled, "And get over here fag!" you scampered over, and arrived, "How can I serve you sir?" you asked. "Rub my feet" he ordered, you immediately got to work. After he finished, he watched the football game, while both you and your mother massaged his entire body. After, he ordered your mother to sleep with him, while you slept on the couch (he said only men deserved beds, and faggots weren't men). The next morning, you and your mother woke up at 6am and prepared a grand breakfast, and cleaned. You were both in your uniforms that Hayden required, no clothes. As well, Hayden wrote in black permanent marker, "Faggot" on your stomach. Hayden woke up at noon that day, and immediately you and your mom went to you. Your mother put on slippers, while you massaged his legs.

When you finished, Hayden was presented with his breakfast. Good slaves, you want a reward, here.

He put up his arms, revealing his pungent pits, whose smell caused you and your mother to both become extremely attracted to him. "Natural pheramones are truly something, aren't they."

"Now let's plan today, shall we." You and your mother just mumbled yes, unable to think due to his hypnotic musk.

"First of all, both of you are getting tattoos to prove you're mine, then me and slut will go to a plastic surgery doctor about breast implants, face life, nose job, bbl, tightening of her pussy, etc." he lectured "How does that sound?" he asked, half jokingly.

You both agreed, barely hearing what he said focused on his muscles and his musk. Then Hayden dressed you in your "Outside Clothes", you both wore a fingerprint-locked shock and tracking collar with a leash. You wore a thin two-sizes-two-small T-shirt (that displayed your fat, flabby body) that said "Fag" and your mother wore a braless thin crop-top that said "Slut" and revealing 5" jean shorts.

When he arrived, Hayden decided to park farther away and walked half a mile to the tattoo parlor.

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the-firebird69 · 1 month

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Hayden Christensen TRANSFORMED back into 2005 Anakin Skywalker 🤯#shorts

This analogy is a bit more complete. It is about our son taking over and from the emperor and the ones who run the world and they have their side of it and we have ours but it is regarding the empire fleet and they want us to come near and they want to still have their ground beef and they're all going to be fighting over them and the mega caverns are supposed to be a secret and a secret is out and there's a huge diamond under it directly under it and it's impossibly big and it's true it's underneath the cavern about a thousand miles but the roots are extremely deep and the canopies extremely deep about 2 or 3,000 miles down already but for them to go that far down below it's not a big deal and you would think there'll be a hole and some of them there are but the analogy is that our son is Darth Vader and at the time they will try and get him the Vader car being upset that the code is far behind no it is behind though.. this is how intense it is. And you witness him saving Skywalker and Skywalker supposedly Burns him for the escapes and just appears from Skellig which is really a name for something. It's where the Mansion will be it's really a palace and he says Castle it's in Palace and it will be in New York where Kellogg company was formed and that's what they're saying and it kind of stupid but that's okay

Thor Freya

Olympus

And I'm not expected to build it myself but I do see what I'm saying I'm going to be running the show and running this parallel and it's intense and it's real and it's fast and furious and it's about all sorts of things that are very important and giant and dangerous. I'm used to it this is my whole life and I don't get shocked by a lot of stuff but boy these people rude it's shocking and it makes it look like I'm nobody but they all know who I am so they're taking these big hits and swipes at John remillard and company and he should know better but he's really dumb they're getting hit right now in shot and beat up it's going to continue until they stop harassing everybody in me and they won't sealed. Their faith is more or less sealed this is showing what's going to happen to a degree it's not really analogous to me 100% personally and they do mention it in the code and it just say it but this is how they portray it and the story is becoming massively famous and people from this genre said no way and it's going to be very huge and it is a big if not bigger no it's bigger than Warhammer because it goes down below too and they actually show you going down below in Warhammer they don't show it this is a massive genre and almost everybody is going to be in it everybody on Earth all the way down to little kids who are one years old understanding this is really really gross and humiliating what they say to people but they say their empire and their Max and get out of the way. I hear in the future one of them and he's telling me to move and stuff I'm pretty big is yelling at me and his little kid for real and he sees these little brats so I look at them strange and he tells me to screw into move so I look at him I said no I'm standing in line and he says I'll give you the treatment I said you're with you little homo and I said get out of my face and he started to yell and scream and tell people stupid things and I just stood there and said can you control your little brat and they took him away and he was shocked I heard later that he signed up for a military unit and started to grow and a whole bunch of kids did because of it and that's what it is so I told the kid the truth he started to scream no and he couldn't stand it and he did it anyways and they became a problem no but he said this I'm going to be sacrificed to cause to be you and said you're a little teeny s*** and you want to beat someone cuz they're bigger than you which means of course you're as dumb as he's retards were and easy prey and he's trying to say this you're dumb and stupid and it's probably true this blows and that's what they say they know it's true

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WQBY TOP 100

MOST PLAYED for the week ending December 17, 2023

Dark Skies --A R I Z O N A -1

I'll Be There --Robin Schulz, Rita Ora, Tiaoga PZK -4

DJ Play A Christmas Song --Cher -5

Other Boys --Marshmello, Dove Cameron -2

Dreamteam --Galantis, Neon Trees -6

Spend The Night --BJ The Chicago Kid, Coco Jones -3

U Miss Me --Vicetone -85

See You Again --Vicetone, Anna Clendenning -10

Both --Tiesto, 21 Savage, BIA -7

Run Free (Countdown) --Tiesto, R3HAB -8

Hangin' On -- A R I Z O N A -16

Sorry Now --A R I Z O N A -20

AEIOU --PNAU, Empire of the Sun -12

The Greatest Thing Alive --Mark Knight, Green Velvet, James Hurr -42

Save My Love --Destiny Rogers -24

Graveyard --A R I Z O N A (Shoffy remix) -15

Get Dirty - Return Of the Jaded, Tommie Sunshine -25

Elevator Eyes --Tove Lo -29

Heat Rising - Pete Tong, Jem Cooke, Jules Buckley -9

RIP --Apache, Vladimir Cauchemar -77

Go Off --Mike Candys -19

Nevada --Vicetone, Cozi Zuehisdorff -11

Easy --3LAU, XIRA -96

The Tower --Future Islands -13

Ando High --Tom & Collins -90

Jealous --Pascal Letoublion, IZKO, Jordan Rys -14

Superhero --Audien -50

Water --Tyla, Marshmello -44

<>Waiting --LP Giobbi, Redfield, DJ Rae -(re-entry)

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Waiting For U ---Laidback Luke, Ralphi (Jake Silva remix) -33

Running In A Dream --Nils Hoffmann, Kasbo, Vancouver Sleep Clinic -79

***One On One --The Knocks, Sofi Tukker -(new)

Ohh LaLa --Sasha GiGi, Idris Elba -21

Carry Me Higher (7 inch version) --The Blessed Madonna, Joy Anonymous -98

Tied To You --Elderbrook -39

The Future Is Unknown --Adriatique, Delhia De France -88

Summertime Friends --The Chainsmokers -40

On My Way --Kaskade -41

Joy (Up My Street) --Joy Anonymous -64

Yard Sale ---Alex Warren -58

Little Bit Yours --Galantis, Hannah Boleyn -45

Disco En Egypte --Bon Entendeur -43

***I Got Nothing --MEDUZA, Ferreck Dawn, Clementine Douglas -(new)

One Of Your Girls --Troye Sivan -62

Champagne Shit --Janelle Monique, Latto, Quavo -49

Wanna Dance --Alie Farber, James Carter, VARGEN -35

Memories --Sam Feldt, Sofiloud -55

***Wanna --Paul Dally -(new)

Diamond Therepy --Diplo, Walker & Royce, Channel Tres -37

365--Biscits, Camden Cox -74

Light On --Markus Schulz, Sarah de Warren -26

Dress Code --Mau P -27

Feel It (Club Edit) --Jazzy -46

Lost Cause --Wrabel -100

Moon --Locklead -60

Better Off (Alone Part III) --Alan Walker, Dash Berlin, VIKKSTAR -63

Guarantee --Black Eyed Peas, J Rey Soul -28

***Sweet Venom -ENHYPEN -(new)

Stranger On A Train --SUPER Hi -30

<> Anything But Wet --I_O. Lights -(re-entry)

Vogue --NOIZE -31

Stranger --Thomas Day -32

Boyfriend --USHER -18

Arrivals --Absolutely -52

In The City --Charlie XCX, Sam Smith -68

We Could Be Love --Hayden James, AR/CO -69

Beat Of My Heart --Lost Frequencies, Love Harder -70

Hip Trumpets --Yolando Be Cool, KVISION -71

You're So High (10 Years On) --Eli & Fur -56

+Married To Your Melody --Imanbek, Salem Ilese - (Comeback Throwback)

The Feeling --Lost Frequencies -76

***Jumpstarter --Ship Wrek, DLMT -(new)

***Wasted -Diplo, Kodak Black, Koe Wetzel -(new)

***Girls Gone Wild --Mike G, G-Easy, Offset -(new)

Stress You --Lucas Estrada, SUPER Hi -81

***Bad Tattoo --Jessica Balo -(new)

You --Svidden, Seeb -36

Dreaming ---Marshmello, Pink, Sting -78

Lost & Found --Gorgon City, DRAMA -80

***I Love You Hoe --Odetari, 9lives-(new)

***PIty --Charlotte Sands -(new)

Tension --Kylie Minogue -23

More Baby --Chris Lake, Aluna -84

Jungle --Alok, The Chainsmokers, Mae Stephens -38

You Don't Even Know Me --Cheat Codes, Sam Feldt -89

***Tears On The Dancefloor --Icona Pop -(new)

***Look At Me Dance --ATRIP, Pote -(new)

***Young & Foolish --Loud Luxury, Charlieonafriday -(new)

***Good In Goodbye --Frank Walker, Trivecta -(new)

Two Hearts --Dermont Kennedy -86

Padam Padam --Kylie Minogue -95

***Feel Like Us --GT_OFICE, Alwz Snny, Robbie Rosen -(new)

***Rainy ---Dilon Francis, REI AMI -(new)

White Tee --No Guidnce -97

<>Heart Still Beating --Nathan Dawe, Bebe Rexha -(re-entry)

Cheap Thrills --Walker & Royce, Barney Bones -47

Single Kiss --Salome Le Chat -91

Killing Me --Conan Gray -48

<>Just Think --Video Age -(re-entry)

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TikTok Autism Tests are Not Okay... The first 100 people to download Endel by clicking the link or scanning the QR code will get a free week of audio experiences! https://bit.ly/ImAutisticNowWhat I have a new Patreon! You can get 2 exclusive videos a month, access to the Discord server, and more: https://ift.tt/XUimHsA Apologies for the CHAOS of that last test. It’s a lot. If you haven’t had enough of TikTok after this, you might enjoy my last reaction video (do you think autistic children should have to hold blue pumpkins?): https://youtu.be/FxqlSxl9rEA Are you autistic according to TikTok? Let me know! 💛 💛WATCH NEXT💛: TikTok, Stop Infantilising Autistic People | Halloween TikToks: https://youtu.be/FxqlSxl9rEA Redditor Destroys Wife's Emotional Support Squishmallows and I am MAD! | r/AITA: https://youtu.be/EdByHssKrgA ALL of my Autistic TikTok Reactions in a Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEHi2YmjD7gH3OGIsknbit-RHEWgSsgjo 📹 My Videos mentioned 📹: She Diagnosed Herself as Autistic after ONE TIKTOK?! r/AmITheA**hole: https://youtu.be/G2YKe35z9f0 TikTok, Stop Infantilising Autistic People | Halloween TikToks: https://youtu.be/FxqlSxl9rEA 📒 Sources 📒: Theory of Mind (The double empathy problem): https://ift.tt/cJoaK4n Theory of Mind Paper: https://ift.tt/KnUNL1z The Sally-Anne Test: https://ift.tt/LlWDBNg DSM-5: https://ift.tt/P47VONU The TikToks: https://ift.tt/WbCuyhg https://ift.tt/efEry6l https://ift.tt/VhLXrTA https://ift.tt/MA5Yyjm 👀 Apparently I have Instagram Now... 👀 https://ift.tt/DR5YcCa 00:00 Will TikTok Diagnose us today? 00:15 Can YOU tell a story with this nonsense? 06:08 Guess the facial expression! 10:47 Put a finger down 16:58 The CREEPIEST autism test (I'm so sorry) 📖 *Books I'd Recommend about Autism 📖 : Aspergirls by Rudy Simone: https://amzn.to/3xSZ6Mg Different not Less by Chloe Hayden (read if you want to cry): https://amzn.to/40fKx2m Unmasking Autism by Devon Price: https://amzn.to/3LhMV3j *These are affiliate links. The channel will receive a small commission if you buy anything on Amazon after clicking through with this link. There's no extra cost to you; any money will go towards putting out more content. I'd love to post twice a week and put more time into research for these videos. Thank you so much - I really appreciate every like and comment! DISCLAIMER: I am a second-year psychology student and a late-diagnosed #actuallyautistic individual. I am not a qualified healthcare professional. via YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mXB-xF78_M

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The worth of HayCoin (HAY), the first-ever token floated on the decentralized trade Uniswap, witnessed a exceptional surge, reaching a peak of $5.5 million per token on Thursday. This huge worth improve adopted token burning by long-term holders, indicating a notable improvement out there. HAY Token Surges to $5.5 Million On Oct. 26, HAY witnessed a surge in its token worth, reaching $5.5 million. This notable improve occurred shortly after a long-term holder, holding 51 HAY tokens since 2019, determined to burn their holdings. This occasion adopted Hayden Adams, the creator of Uniswap, who additionally burned his cash on Oct. 21, successfully destroying 99.99% of the full provide and leaving solely 4.4 tokens in circulation. Because of the restricted provide, the token costs skilled speedy progress, resulting in a market capitalization of slightly below $10 million. By final Sunday, the worth of a single HayCoin reached $4.4 million earlier than stabilizing at $3 million by Monday. JUST IN @Ashleighschap simply confirmed possession of the 51 $HAY token pockets and absolutely burnt ithttps://t.co/r2RTOvYyuI — Haycoin (@HayCoinERC) October 26, 2023 Following the latest burn, HAY now has a circulating provide of simply 4.35 tokens unfold amongst 5,800 holders, in keeping with data from DEXTools. Its market capitalization hovers across the $14 million mark. Other than the circulating tokens, no different HAY tokens exist in different wallets. The Unintended Rise of the “Authentic Meme Coin” Hayden Adams launched the HAY token in 2019 when Uniswap was in its infancy. These tokens had been initially meant for testing functions and had been by no means meant to hold any financial worth. “5 years in the past, earlier than the launch of Uniswap v1, I deployed a token referred to as HayCoin to make use of for testing,” Hayden Adams wrote in a submit on X “Over time, just a few individuals seen it and acquired it as a joke or for its novelty. Finally, I’m uncomfortable proudly owning nearly all the provide (~99.99%) of a token that individuals are memeing and speculating on,” he added, explaining his determination to burn the tokens. Regardless of a good portion of the availability being destroyed shortly after its creation, a gaggle of crypto merchants found a handful of the surviving tokens earlier this month. They efficiently acquired all 4.4 tokens obtainable available on the market and named it HayCoin (HAY). HAY has attracted a robust community following, with followers relating to the tokens as a digital relic. Some have even labeled it the “authentic meme coin,” acknowledging its unintentional but important place in crypto. SPECIAL OFFER (Sponsored) Binance Free $100 (Unique): Use this link to register and obtain $100 free and 10% off charges on Binance Futures first month (terms).PrimeXBT Particular Provide: Use this link to register & enter CRYPTOPOTATO50 code to obtain as much as $7,000 in your deposits.

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All I need is Anakin to hold me like this 🤍🧸

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TOP 100 on WQBY

For the week ending February 5, 2023

Back To You-Lost Frequencies

Lovesick-Alan Walker, Sophie Simmons

10:35-Tiesto, Tate McRae

Reborn-Sidepiece, Kyle Walker remix

Freeze-Kygo

Drifting Away-Audien, Joe Jury

I Can't Wait-Tiesto, Solardo, Poppy Baskcomb

When I Talk--Kx5

You Know What I Need--PNAU, Troye Sivan

Sparks--MEDUZA, DEL-30, Mali-Koa

I'm Good (Blue)-Tiesto, Bebe Rexha

I'm Not Dead Yet--Mike Posner

Afterparty--Loud Luxury, Hook N Sling

Red Lights--Lane 8, Emmit Finn, EMBRZ

Never Gonna Not Dance Again--Pink

Flowers--Mylie Cyprus

Rely On Me--Sigala, Gabry Pointe, Alex Gaudino

Unholy--Sam Smith, Kim Petras

Dancing's Done--Ava Max

Koo Koo Fun--Major Lazer, Major League Djz

Lennon--Essel

Feel Alive--TELYKast, Sky Blu

No Love For You--Regard, Drop G

Different Kind Of Lonely--Camp Kubrick, Don Diablo

Loop--Martin Garrix, Dallas K, Sasha Alex Sloan

Satellite--Kahlid

Weekend On A Tuesday--R3Hb, Laidback Luke

One More Time--Armin Van Buuren

Don't Cry---Lodato, Ally Ahern

***Something's Coming--Cheat Codes, Lady A

Shut Up--Alan Walker, UPSAHL

New Gold--Gorillaz

Solitude--Snakechips, BIA, Lucky Daye

What A Life---John Summit, Guz, Stevie Appleton

Serotonin Moonbeams---The Blessed Madona

Blood Upon The Snow---Hozier, Bear McCreay

It's Quiet Now---Honey Dijon, Dope Earth Alien

Good Life---Hayden James, Emie

Infinity---Dubdogs, Bhaskar

Yeah The Girls--Fisher, Meryll

High--Neil Francis, PawPaw Rod

Not Alone---Joe Jonas, Khalid

Tra Tra--HUGEL, Blond:ish, Nfasis

Creepin'---Metro Bloomin, The Weeknd, 21 Savage

Heartbeat--James Arthur

Wings ( I Won't Let You Down)--Armin Van Helden, Karen Harding

How Many Tears--Kygo, Sam Felt, Emily Warren

Gone (Da da Da)--Imanek, Jay Sean

Chasing Shadows---Alex Warren

Sete---Blond;ish, Francis Mercer, Amadou, Marlam

Secrets---Ross Copperman

Anything But Wet---i o Lights

Need Ya---Bonnie & Clyde FOMO

Body Breathe---LP Giobbi, Monogem

Where Do We Go From Here---Gareth Emery

I'll Wait---Lane 8, Channy Leaneagh, Le Yough remix*

Show Me---John Summit, Hannah Boleyn

Roll The Dice---Armin Van Buuren, Phillip Strand

Need Me Right--Anabel Englung

Break Up With That Guy---Virginia To Vegas

What's It Gonna Take---Cheat Codes, Mitchel Tenpenny

Left & Right---Ownboss, FAST BOY

On My Mind---EDX

Out Of My Mind---Little Image

Makin Time---Sultan + Shepard, Julia Church

Let Em Go---Matt Hansen

I'll Be Around---Elderbrook, Amtrac

Down With You---Wolter Wythe, D-Lish

A Milli---Little Wayne, Sidepiece remix*

God On The Weekend---Ian Asher

Enough To Drink---Sam Felt, Cate Downey

Falling Through The Ceiling---El Mundo, Zazou

Don't Make Me Come Down There---Dolly Parton

Hooked (Hot Stuff)---RIKA, Galantis

All Falls Down--Alonestar, Jethro Sheehan, Cubism dance remix*

Can't Change For You---Bankrol Hayden, charlieonnafriday, Arden Friday

I Don't Know What You See In Me---Belle & Sebastian

Nervous---Joan

Selfish---Nick Jonas---The Jonas Brothers

Money On The Dash--Elly Duhe

Nothing Left To Lose----Everything But The Girl

Luv Me A Little----ILLUMIUM, Nina Nesbitt

Never Change---Lukas Graham

Hard Days Love---Lily Moore

The One---INJI

These Tears---Andy Grammer

Alone Again---Chico Rose, Afrojack, Mougleta

I Just Wanna Dance---Higgo, Mustbejohn

Me Part 2---Pricilla Block

Days Like This---Martin Jensin, Jay Sean

Numb--Goodboys, AVAION

Could You Be The One---Laidback Luke, Katy Alex

I Go Dancing---Frank Walker, Ella Henderson

State Of Mind---Duke & Jones, Marlhy

Sun---Mita Gami

Puppet On Your String---Abe Parker

Good For Now---Chiiild, Lucky Daye

Pouring Rain---Guz, Camden Cox

Lay Low---Tiesto

Make Me Feel---The Chainsmokers

Bloody Mary---Lady Gaga

These Nights---Loud Luxury, KIDDO

Bel Mercy--Jengi

Chemical High---Lost Frequencies

Dr. Phil---Seaforth

Save Some Room---Shallou

What House---Block & Crown

Revolution---John Summit,

Lipstick---BLR, Robbie Rise

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UNI Jumped 6% as Uniswap Labs Secures a $165 Million Fundraiser

The team behind the decentralized exchange – Uniswap Labs – raised $165 million in a Series B funding round, which will be allocated for NFT investments and developer tools.

Shortly after the announcement, Uniswap’s native token – UNI – spiked by nearly 6%.

Uniswap’s Latest Fundraiser

Per a recent announcement, the multi-million initiative was led by prominent names in the financial field, including Polychain Capital, Andreessen Horowitz (a16z), SV Angel, Paradigm, and Variant. As a result, Uniswap Labs’ valuation surged to approximately $1.66 billion.

CEO Hayden Adams said the entity will use the funds to invest in its web application and developer tools as well as launch NFTs.

“I’m so grateful for the support of our incredible community, users, investors, and team. And I can’t wait to share more in the months ahead,” the executive stated.

In addition, Adams revealed that the recently established Uniswap Foundation (an organization that oversees the development of the DEX) will give at least $60 million in grants to community projects over the next few years.

The native cryptocurrency of Uniswap Labs – UNI – reacted positively to the news with an immediate price increase of 6%. Similar to numerous other digital assets, though, it is in red compared to the figures 24 hours ago.

UNIUSD. Source: TradingView

The Past Several Months for Uniswap

Earlier this year, the leading decentralized exchange surpassed a lifetime cumulative trading volume of $1 trillion.

The entity outlined that during its four-year existence, it has amassed millions of users in the DeFi sector, “introduced fair and permissionless trading,” and “lowered the barrier to liquidity provision.”

Despite reaching the milestone, the total value locked (TVL) on Uniswap has significantly declined due to the ongoing bear market. In May, the DEX had nearly $7 billion in TVL, while currently, it has less than $3.6 billion.

Prior to that, it launched Uniswap Labs Ventures: an organization that could “bring millions of people into the emerging Web3 economy” and invest in additional cryptocurrency enterprises.

Days later, American attorneys filed a lawsuit against the exchange, alleging it for “violating the securities laws by offering and selling securities in the form of digital tokens.” They went further, claiming it had allowed illicit activities like “pump and dump” and “rug pulls.”

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Today is the 1 year AO3 anniversary of Slow Show by @mia-ugly. I am beyond grateful that this experience (and it is an experience) has existed in my life for a year and felt it needed commemorating. 🎂

I’m not a creator but I made this playlist for me, so I could take the fic with me, have it with my eyes closed, while driving -- you get it. Today seems like an appropriate day to share it.

It’s a. It’s a lot. Excessive you might even say. Tumblr will only give you the first 100 songs in this, so, Spotify will fulfill you (or overwhelm you). If you hit my username on the playlist, there are separate playlists for each chapter.

This is also on Apple Music, if that’s your jam, just hit me up and I’ll send you the link.

🎉 Happy Slow Show Day!! 🎉

13 pages of track-lists and excerpts below the cut. Godspeed! 💙

Key:

Songs from Mia’s soundtrack

Songs from the Fic

--Title--

Slow Show – The National

--Prequel--

Loverman – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Devils – Say Hi

--Chapter 1--

Here I Go Again – Whitesnake

bad guy – Billie Eilish

-trash a set and shag your husband

Something About You (ODESZA Remix) – Hayden James

-what it would take for Avery Fell to let his guard down

A Little Wicked – Valerie Broussard

-The handkerchief in his hand is now stained purple

You Light Me Up In the Dark – The Hounds Below

-His hair catches the light like a halo, making him look more of an angel than ever.

Lazarus – David Bowie

-This could be a problem

--Chapter 2--

Unsteady – X Ambassadors

-much easier than talking about the way his heartbeat is still racing

Heart of a Dog – The Kills

-Call me darling again.

The Twilight Hour - Still Corners

-Looked across the set and thought, Ah fuck me. I’m in love with him.

God’s Mistake – Tears for Fears

-Avery: He’s closed his eyes again, mouth going flat and still.

Lounge Act – Nirvana

-Tell her all the terrible things I want to do to her husband

Transatlanticism – Death Cab for Cutie

-There’s a strange urgency tonight, though, and Crowley can guess why.

Do I Wanna Know? – Arctic Monkeys

-What could it hurt?

Clueless – The Marias

-“Better - yeah. ‘S late.”

Motel – Meg Myers

-The hotel room is another disaster

--Chapter 3--

Alone in a Room – Asking Alexandria

-“I’m having a moment here!”

Since You’ve Been Around – Rosie Thomas

-makes Crowley feel like he can breathe again

Home Again – The Disco Biscuits

-It’s starting to feel like home again

Every Other Freckle – alt-J

-Perfect. Ridiculous and impossible and perfect.

Something For the Longing – The Orchids

As Far As I Can See – Phantogram

-it’s been a really, really long time

Sinister Kid – The Black Keys

-“Mothering buggering shit-”

All These Things That I’ve Done – The Killers

-Crowley fists one of his hands against his forehead, shuts his eyes tightly.

--Chapter 4--

I Like Me Better – Lauv

-I liked the outline of your face under the stagelights

I Do This for You (ft. Marlene) – Giorgio Moroder

-“Let me see what I can do. About your precious Hamlet.”

The Longing – Imelda May

-Avery POV: “Look at him like - like - you can’t let him see the way you look at him.”

Just a Man – Los Lobos

-Avery POV: like he’s being led into battle and not onto a set to do the job he loves

World In My Eyes – Depeche Mode

-wants to make that bastard purr

Tired (ft. Gavin James) – Alan Walker

-Let me be a magpie for you

Blow My Mind – The Benjamin Gate

-Avery: “I know you now.”

Breathe You in My Dreams – Trixie Whitley

-Crowley’s seen that expression on Avery’s face in his dreams

Love Me Like That (ft. Carly Rae Jepsen) – The Knocks

-What have I done to - oh. Oh. Right.

Like Real People Do - Hozier

-“Sure, angel, what- whatever.”

Clearly – Grace VanderWaal

-Crowley waits for the rest of the night.

Gwendel – PeelsDeen

-Az sits in the back seat, away from Crowley. Alone.

Now I’m In It – HAIM

-Avery POV: It’s a look like an open grave, a look like desire tempered with grief…

Flesh for Fantasy – Billy Idol

-Crowley isn’t lonely for the rest of the night

--Chapter 5 (Avery POV)--

Smalltown Boy – Rosborough

-1978, Hartlepool

Bright Horses – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

-1986, Newcastle Upon Tyne

The Runner – Foals

-1991, Bristol

Shock To Your System – Tegan and Sara

-Tracy: “Why d’you let them?”

Cracking Codes – Andrew Bird

-“Forever, of course. I’ll never -”

Colour me In – Damien Rice

-Their fingers - just touch. Slightly.

I’m Not in Love – 10cc

-Less to regret by not ever speaking of it.

--Chapter 6--

Electric Current – Lower Dens

-“I’ll let you know when you find it.”

Guess I Miss(ed) You – The Daylights

-Keep talking, keep him here a little while longer.

Reflecting Light – Sam Phillips

-“don’t meet his eyes like that, it looks like it’s a lead-in to a kiss”

King of Pain – The Police

-a good reminder of the kind of life he’s got to live

I Wanna Get Better – The Bleachers

-and Avery’s gaze is so gentle it hurts a bit

Feather – X Ambassadors

-Avery: “Someone has to”

Darker Side - Jonny Lang

-Avery: “Oh - good Lord.”

Firestone (Acoustic) – Conrad Sewell

-“Will you show me?”

Velvet Gloves and Spit - Timber Timbre

-“Anthony - ”

Wrong – Depeche Mode

-Avery: “I have to go.”

F**k it I love you – Lana Del Rey

-“Not your fault, angel”

--Chapter 7--

Somebody to Love – Queen

Heavenly – Cigarettes After Sex

-“I fucking still.”

Will Do - TV on the Radio

-“You too. I’ll see you there.”

Monster – Colours

-No wonder Avery ran off like a thief after a heist

Swallow My Pride – Ramones

-“I feel fucking ill about it.”

I Was Wrong - The Oh Hellos

-Avery: “I’m the one who has to apologize, not you.”

The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret – Queens of the Stone Age

-Avery: “Please don’t tell anyone”

Wait for Me – Kings of Leon

-Avery: “Right now, I’m just - a bit in pieces.”

Don’t Stay – X Ambassadors

-“You can - stay or leave or - whatever you like.”

The Moth - Aimee Mann

-Avery’s eyes meet his, and then it’s like a car accident

Red Door – Julien Baker

-“I can - I can wait longer.”

Can’t Pretend - Tom Odell

-“I wasn’t apologizing for that. This morning. I won’t.”

Come Down to Me – Saving Jane

-Avery: “You were wonderful”

Secret Smile – Semisonic

-And if sometimes he catches Az watching him between takes

I Want More - KALEO

-Az laces both of their hands together, stares at them.

I’m Gonna Do My Thing – Royal Deluxe

-“So don’t tell me what will hurt me. I know what hurts.”

--Chapter 8--

Perfect Day – Lou Reed

Remember to Breathe – Sturgil Simpson

-“You can’t sit in the car all night you absolute nightmare”

Wild Love (Acoustic) – James Bay

-The two of them stare at each other and then both look away awkwardly.

Seasons – Future Islands

-finally, fucking finally, he’s exactly where he wants to be

Closer – Tegan and Sara

-Avery: “if you like”

I Want All of You – The Verve Pipe

-“If you think I can survive this without looking at you -”

Use Me – Miguel

-whatever he sees in Crowley’s face makes him come to some sort of decision

So Much Love – Depeche Mode

-Love, he said love

Don’t Be Scared, I Love You – Bill Ryder-Jones

-I know you, Crowley wants to say, but doesn’t.

Become My Dream – Silya & The Sailors

-“Even if - anything, angel.”

I Belong In Your Arms – Chairlift

-For nearly two weeks it goes like this.

Faster - Matt Nathanson

-“You’re going to fucking kill me, angel -”

Come Together (feat. Sivu) – LAUREL

-In case you think they don’t wake up together

The High – Kelela

-Az has pulled a stool over to the edge of the tub

Just in Time – Valerie June

-Then Az’s hand is on his shoulder, turning him around.

I Can’t Take It – Tegan and Sara

-Avery: “Don’t rush, just - like this.”

Like This – Jake Scott

-Avery murmurs and it takes Crowley back to their first kiss

Terrible Love – The National

-Flinches away from him.

Help You Out - Emarosa

-And he nods.

--Chapter 9--

I Remember You – Ramones

-The first person Crowley loved was a liar.

Brighter Skies - Race Banyon

-As if they were cut with a jigsaw, as if they were meant to fit.

Not Tonight – Tegan and Sara

-When they reach the edge of the city, his hand slides out of Crowley’s.

As Sure as I Am – Crowded House

-So Crowley kisses him.

A Promise – Miriam Makeba

-And for awhile, he believed her.

Mistaken for Strangers – The National

-They’re only two small words, but they still make Crowley’s teeth ache.

Hey, That’s No Way To Say Goodbye – Leonard Cohen

-“Good-“ Swallow, speak, leave.

The Fear – Pulp

-Crowley should have been smarter this time. He really should have been.

Take Me – Leela James

-“I’d like you to close your blinds.”

Whenever You Want It – Clare Maguire

-“What do we do now?”

At My Weakest – James Arthur

-“It will be.”

Komm zurück - Fotos

-For years and years and years, nothing did.

Come on Get Higher – Matt Nathanson

-their feet sliding in the tub

Lay Down – Sarah Proctor

-I want to wake up with you.

Sort Of - Ingrid Michaelson

-Why is my heart breaking?

Fairytale of New York – The Pogues

-Just pump that shit straight into his veins.

What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve? – Ella Fitzgerald

-Avery: “What do you think?”

We’re Gonna Have A Real Good Time Together – The Velvet Underground

-“You want to grab dinner somewhere?”

Hiding – IAN SWEET

-Crowley stops walking. Looks at Az in the darkness.

Romance Dawn – Radkey

-A slice of light cuts through the darkness.

Crown of Love – Arcade Fire

-Crowley feels like the world has never been darker, and his heart will never stop beating

Devil’s Backbone – The Civil Wars

-He thought he was ready for this conversation, but at the sight of Az’s face, his throat has gotten too tight to speak.

Sinners – Lauren Aquilina

-“If this all goes down in flames, if it all falls apart - we can go off together.”

Please Forgive Me (Song of the Crow) – William Fitzsimmons

-Avery: “It’s over. I’m - I’m so sorry.”

Start a War – The National

-He twitches and trips and yet somehow manages to walk away without falling over.

Broken – Daley

-And this soft heartache was somehow the sharpest of them all.

--Chapter 10 (Avery POV)--

Daily Battles - Thom Yorke & Flea

-He tries to remember these things - but the background is still a chorus of beeping machines. There’s nowhere he can be but here.

Everybody Wants You - Red Hearse

-Go out and surround himself with people much more interesting and available than Avery. Better people, certainly.

A Thin Line – Blackchords

-But still - roads not taken, and other fun middle-aged spirals.

My Own Soul’s Warning - The Killers

-When was the last time someone asked Avery that? When was the last time he asked himself?

Who Am I - NEEDTOBREATHE

-I miss you. There. It didn’t hurt as much as he thought it would.

Wait for Me - Jack Curley

-What he wants to say is ‘don’t find someone else. Not yet. You and your black leather and your cut-glass profile: you’re gorgeous and God knows other people want you.’

Coming & Going – Amaal

-“Two ships passing in the night,” he says quietly. Then he takes a swallow of wine, lets it roll down his throat. “If you were here -”

Iron - Woodkid

-Crowley leaves him there, pressed against the wet brick wall. Crowley leaves him there. Crowley steps between Avery and a camera, and then leaves him.

The Greatest Bastard - Damien Rice

-He can’t be the person that kicks Crowley into the ashes again. He can’t hurt him like this, and Avery’s going to hurt him - he already has.

No Right to Love You – Rhys Lewis

-He deserves someone like - like Daniel. Deserves to be loved in the daylight.

If It’s Hurting You - Robbie Williams

-Time is a tricky business when you’re dying slowly; it skips like a flat stone on a quiet lake.

Happy For You – Gayle

-But surely - surely he’s allowed just this much. Just one message, just so Crowley knows that - that he’s happy for him. That Avery is so happy.

I See You (ICU) - Phoebe Bridgers

-When Avery sees Crowley on the red carpet, it feels like the sudden remembrance of a lovely dream.

Once In My Life - The Decemberists

-Crowley: “I know there’ve been some - hard times. That’s - that is what it is. But for me - it’s been a privilege. A dream. So.” He nods and nods and nods again. “Thank you.”

Coming Down - Dum Dum Girls

-Tracy: “But I wasn’t. I was hurting you. This whole time, Az.” She shakes her head, wiping frantically at tears that won’t stop falling. “He loves you.”

I Don’t Know Anything – Little Voice Cast

-He’s afraid of finding out that all this time - he was doing the wrong thing anyway. He’s afraid that Anthony Crowley will never talk to him again.

Sweet Sour - Band of Skulls

-"And you're fired"

Heart Attack - Devarrow

-The sun is still rising when Avery gets out of the car, closes the door behind him. Though some of the roads have changed, his feet still know the way down to the docks of his youth. He was never a sailor, but the shoreline is familiar as a childhood sweetheart, as a long lost love.

Landslide - Robyn Sherwell

-He’s alone, and he’s nearly fifty years old. He could get on a ship, he could throw himself into the sea. There’s no one holding him back anymore.

All I Can - Sharon van Etten

-And he knows. He knows.

--Chapter 11--

Salvation - The Strumbellas

- there’s a moment where he swears he sees a young idiot in black standing in the crowd. Red hair gelled up into spikes, black t-shirt full of holes and safety pins. A young man who has no idea how much he’s about to lose.

Soldier - Fleurie

-And he’s still fucking here.

Easier – Mansionair

-Then he gets the fuck above ground and he calls Beez (oh great, they’re his emotional-support-asshole now. That’s healthy).

Deep End – Holly Humberstone

-“I brought you cheese,” Beez says, and Crowley starts crying.

Falling Short – Lapsley

-For the next few days, he lets his stupid body do what it needs to do to keep himself upright.

Chariot (Stripped Version) - Gavin DeGraw

-Shit, this was a bad bad idea.

Quiet Light - The National

-There’s a text from Az later that night, and his name on Crowley’s phone makes him feel like jumping off a cliff.

All That We Had is Lost - Postiljonen

-He’s not allowed to be in love with that man anymore. Wasn’t ever, really.

Heal - Tom Odell

-It makes a rather hysterical laugh well out of his throat. Anthony fucking Crowley. You are still alive.

Let Me Go - HAIM

-Crowley tries to ignore the soft, injured expression on the other man’s face as he turns away.

A Beginning Song - The Decemberists

-“What’s more frightening than having a choice?”

The Spark - William Prince

-And he likes to think he would have just burned the world to ashes with the power of his love, would have said fuck everyone, I choose you – but who knows.

Sharp Scratch - The Slow Show

-So stupid, I know, and I’m - sorry, I still love you and I’m tryin’ to stop and I will I just - needed to tell you that. I’ll be fine. You’ll be fine. Just miss you.

Beautiful & Brutal – Plested

-Crowley moves without thinking. Falls like a stagelight, glass everywhere. He walks forward and is kissing Az before the door has even been pulled shut.

Bad Chemistry - Fake Shark

-“I’ve been - thinking about this -” Az says between darts of his tongue against Crowley’s overheated skin.

All We Do – Oh Wonder

-“But I - I love you. And I can’t - hide. It hurts too much.”

Broken Strings - James Morrison (ft Nelly Furtado)

-“I wouldn’t survive it. That way it was. I wouldn’t.”

Stole the Show – Parson James

-But even on their distant shores, Crowley and Az don’t stop looking at each other. It feels like an ending. Maybe it is one. Not a happy ending, but not a bad one either.

Level Up - Vienna Teng

-excerpt from Anthony Crowley: Out of the shadows, under the spotlight

The Wire (Alternate Version) – Patrick Droney

-Avery: “I’m rather in - in love with you.”

Sweet Thing - Van Morrison

-“You can stay at my place. If you like.”

Falling in Love - Cigarettes After Sex

-“I love you. I’ve missed you, and I love you, and I want you -”

Stay - Cat Power

-He watches the slow flicker of awareness in Avery’s blue eyes. The curve of his mouth into a shade of smile that Crowley’s never seen before.

Freedom - George Michael

-“To the world.”

--Chapter 12--

Banks - NEEDTOBREATHE

-What he wasn’t used to was bringing someone else down with him, and jail would be a bloody blessing compared to seeing Az grey-faced and staring out windows, or that one time Crowley’s pretty sure the man was crying in the bathroom, trying to swallow down the sound so that Crowley didn’t notice (he clenches his hands into fists just thinking about it).

Black Mambo - Glass Animals

-“It’ll have to be.” Crowley drops to his knees. “There’s a lot of ground to cover.”

Florets - Grace VanderWaal

-Crowley can let his fingers curl against Az’s palm, can watch him open as a flame, not caring who notices.

Sight of the Sun - fun.

-That this longing won’t destroy him, and won’t destroy Az either. It’s not a shovel for burying Crowley alive - it’s a spade for planting things.

Pale Blue Eyes - The Velvet Underground

-Az drops his hand onto Crowley’s knee (“What is this song? I rather like it.”).

Only Everything (Acoustic) – Quinn Lewis

-“It’s nice to have someone make it for you, right? Sometimes,” Crowley says softly, too much love in his throat and in his hands. It’s hard to breathe around it, especially when Avery is looking at him.

The Book of Love - The Magnetic Fields

-“You bought a cottage for us.” Crowley is an animal being taught to speak through scraps of meat and electric shocks. “This cottage.”

Say You’ll Be Mine – Christopher Cross

-Avery: “But if you wanted -” Fuck, there are tears in Avery’s eyes. “If you want. I’d like to call you my husband. I’d like to say ‘let me ask my husband,’ or ‘I brought my husband with me’ or ‘my husband won a BAFTA’.”

Anthem - Leonard Cohen

-Their broken edges match. And somehow, the light still shines through.

Precious Love – James Morrison

-When the light catches them both, they shine. And so do you. So do we.

Good Man (acoustic) - Josh Ritter

If you made it this far...wow, hi hello. So, this is ours and my musical exposure is limited, if you’ve got a better song for an excerpt, feel free to shoot it over, more than happy for this to be a living changeable thing. 🤡

#slow show #slow show playlist #tumblr html code after read more is some bullshit #it's fic for your ears

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Snow

Stiles Stilinksi x reader

Like everyone watching Teen Wolf I used to be obsessed with Stiles. Like, he was my phone background for ages. My grandma ones asked me if he was my boyfriend and I was soooo close to just say “Yes” but then I was like nooo grandma it is a best friend thing. Because it was that scene in season 2 where Scott and Stiles point at each other in Chemistry class. So my best friend had Scott and I had Stiles and when we held out phones together they would point at each other.

You were sitting on the porch bench that is behind your house, it was going to snow you could smell it. Stiles sat down beside you, probably checking up on you because you’ve been here for a while. Probably a long while. “What are you thinking?” he asked as he placed a small kiss on your temple. “It’s going to snow.” You said, Stiles laughed. “This is California; it doesn’t snow here that often. So I highly doubt it.” He said, Stiles was staying over at your and Scotts home, since the two of you were siblings since Noah was off duty tonight, and was in the neighboring town to some college friend’s reunion. “This is Beacon Hills, anything is possible.” I said dead serious. “Want to bet?” he asked. You smile at him. “Alright if I win, what do I get?” you ask. He made his thinking face, which looked very smug right now. “Okay, if you win, I’ll watch all the stupid romantic Christmas movies you want.” He said, Stiles despised them. He hated everything about it. The storyline wasn’t original. Not the greatest actors and the way it was filmed! He always bragged he could do better. He looks smug. He was so sure that he was going to win from you. You stick out your tongue at him. “And if you win?” you ask. He made another thinking face. “If I win, You’ll wear that dress that makes you look very sexy, you know the one that will definitely get you dress coded to the school dance.” he said, you glare at him. You wanted to say No. But, you couldn’t say no now. You were almost a 100% sure it was going to snow anyway. “Deal.” you said, sealing the deal with a handshake. You take Stiles arm and crawl against him. then you let go of Stiles arm making it fall over your shoulder.

It was 2:00 AM in the morning when you wake up in your bed. It took you a moment to register. Stiles was down the hall in the guest room, even though he was your boyfriend, he wasn’t allowed to sleep in your room, the two of you wouldn’t do anything with Scott in the house or your mom. You stand up to look out your window. Still no snow. You get to the hallway and walk to the guestroom where you saw Stiles asleep on top of his book about supernatural beings, he cracked his head over Malia, and were-coyotes, and you helped him, of course. His lights were still on, too. You take the book from under him out, which made him roll over and you turn off the lights as you crawl next to him in the bed. As soon as he feels your body in the bed. He wraps his arms around your waist and pulls it close to him. You gave a small kiss on his nose before falling asleep again. The phone rang. Which woke the both of you up. You look at the clock to see it was only an hour later. “Hello.” Stiles sleepy voice said, “Yeah, I understand. Uhuh. I’m coming.” he said, he hung up the phone. “What was it?” You ask. He jumped out of bed. “My dad, he’s in jail for drunk driving.” He said: “Just go to sleep. I have to go fetch him.” you nod; you jump out of the bed. “I’m coming.” you said,

You sit in the jeep neither of us saying anything. You were still in your Pj.’s, not that you care. You just put on boots, and a jacket. “I am winning, I see.” Stiles said, reminding me of the fact that it hadn’t snowed yet, you didn’t answer. Stiles put his hand over your hand which was placed on your knee, and your knee was folded up against the dash, something Stiles only let you do. When we get to the police station they explained us what happened, Hayden’s sister, deputy Clark, had the night shift. The Sheriff had one to many of those Whiskeys at the reunion dinner, and just drove his car into a ditch. Clark didn’t seem to be amused by the fact that his department had to arrest him. Noah was now sitting in the jail cell. Clark knew this was just a stupid mistake and after that Stiles reassured something like this would never happen again we got to take him home. She opened the cell door. “Stiles and Y/n are here.” She said to the sheriff. Noah stands up, clearly still hammered. I hold his arm so he could balance better, as we walk out of the sheriff’s station. We put the sheriff in the backseat, he was talking gibberish about Claudia. His wife. Stiles Mother. he looked angry at his dad.

We finally got to the Stillinski home, he dragged his dad to his bed where he tucked him in, somewhere during the drive here, Noah had started to cry, and only stopped because you had to reassure him 20 times, that Claudia would come back home that she hadn’t left him. I know it was a lie, but Stiles told me to say it so he would calm down. Even Stiles told him that, with trouble. You place a glass of water on his bedside table together with an aspirin. You walk down the stairs with Stiles following you. “Shall I take you home? or do you want to stay?” he asked. You shake your head. “Stay.” you said determined. You look outside the window to the garden where they still had their little wooden bench which normally would be covered with pillows but only in the summer. You open the door and walk to the bench, you sit down. You look up to the sky, no stars just cloud. You start to shudder. It was cold, and you were only wearing that thin jacket which was the first thing you found before leaving your house. Stiles stepped outside, and sat down beside you, he took a blanket with him which he now put over your you as you crawl with my feet on the bench. Stiles put his arm over your shoulder. “I’m so winning.” He said, you look at the sky for one more moment. “don’t be so sure about yourself” you said, he laughed. “I’m not.” he laughed, you glare at him. “I’m surprised Scott hasn’t come looking for us.” you said, Stiles thought for a moment. “Why would he be awake at 3 in the morning?” he asked. “As if Scott really sleeps when you sleep over at our house since we started dating.” you said, Stiles wanted to say something in defense but then he didn’t. We sit together in silence. Until a snowflake hits your nose. More snowflakes hit the ground. “I told you it was going to snow.” you said with the biggest smile. “Your smile right now, makes it worthwhile.” he said as he kissed you. “In the morning we are going to make snow angels and have a snowball fight and the whole pack needs to participate.” you said excited. Stiles just smiled at you. “But first we are going to enjoy snow fall.” you said, as you kiss him again.

#stiles stilinski #stiles x reader #teen wolf #sad to see it ended #miss my boy #stiles stilinksi x you

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DC: The High-School AU: The Series: The Staff (the musical)

So I finally cast the school staff and teachers for my DC High School AU, which I thought some of you would have some fun with! I took the subject list from a fairly fancy looking private school, because only schools you have to pay for have their subject lists online, so I’m probably offering way more classes than your average state school, but hey, it’s my AU and I wanted to cram in as many supervillains, obscure heroes, and bad jokes as possible.

Admin & Staff

Principle - Amanda Waller

Deputy Principle & Treasurer - Noah Kuttler (the Calculator)

Nurse - Myra Mason (she was Dr Midnite’s nurse and love interest in the 40s & 50s, then got fridged, but I’m unfridging her and giving her a job with much better survival prospects)

Councillor - Ethel Peabody (she’s a psychiatrist from the Gotham TV show, and also in my headcanon, Amanda Waller’s sister)

Librarian - Stanislaus Johns (The Librarian. I considered bookworm for this job but he’s literally called the Librarian, what was I supposed to do, not use him?)

Admin Staff - Laura Conway (Superman supporting cast and occaisional vampire), Mabel Martin (Riddler’s secretary), Theresa Collins (Goldstar, also Booster Gold’s secretary)

Business

Loren Jupiter (aka Mr Jupiter the richest and therefore most thrustworthy man in the world) - Business 101, Business Law, Entrepreneurship

Wesley Dodds (Sandman) - Business Communications

Annabeth Chamberlain (Brimstone) - Marketing, Hospitality & Tourism (she doesn’t work in tourism, but I figure anyone who can waitress while also having the power to set people on fire and damn them to hell and keeps her job probably knows a whole lot about customer service)

Family & Consumer Science

Miss Tribb (Lobo’s childhood teacher who inexplicably survived the extinction of their species) - Childhood Developement, Early Childhood Education

Neil Richards (The Mad Mod) - Texiles/Sewing, Fashion

Tenzil Kem (Matter-Eater Lad) - Food & Nutrition

Finance

Noah Kuttler (The Calculator) - Personal Finance

Foreign Languages

Matron Bertinelli (Nu52 Huntress, who I’m declaring a sepperate character and the aunt of pre-52 Huntress because they’re radically different characters and I like both of them) - ASL, Italian

Chang Jie-Ru (Nu52 Yo-Yo) - Chinese, AP Chinese

Yolanda Montez (Wildcat II) - Spanish, AP Spanish

Barbara Minerva (Cheetah) - Latin

Health Sciences

Myra Mason - Emergency Medical Responder training

Charles McNider (Dr Midnite) - Anatomy & Physiology, Health Class

Brian Durlin (Savant) - Computer Programming, Web Dev

Jennifer Lyn-Hayden (Jade) - Digital Art 101

Arnold Wesker (Ventriloquist) - 3D Animation, 3D Graphics (I don’t know why but the idea of Wesker as an animator just tickled me. Obviously his real passion is stop-motion, but he learnt 3D because there were more jobs)

English (the fancy private school called this ‘language arts’ which is so prentious it makes me feel slightly nauseous)

Wesley Dodds (Sandman) - English Language, AP English Language

Rac Shade (Shade the Changing Man) - English Literature, AP English Literature

Chloe Sullivan (the worst character in the Smallville TV show, a hotly contested position) - English Language, Communications 101, supervises the School Paper and the Yearbook

Shelly Gaynore (The Whip III) - Englist Literature, Creative Writing

Basil Karlo (Clayface) - Intro to Shakespeare

Nick Scratch (officially his supervillain name is just Scratch, but I refuse to consider that a code-name, looking at you Drake) - Communications 102: Public Speaking

Mathematics (which has a 100% villain make-up, which seems accurate from what I remember of high-school maths)

Noah Kuttler (The Calculator, because I think I’m funny) - Pre-Calc, Calculus, AP Calculus

Harlan Graves (The Underbroker) - Stats, Algebra 1, Algebra 2

Angelo Bend (Angle Man, becuase I know I’m funny) - Geometry, Trigonometry

PE (I realise this is probably too many PE teachers but there are a lot more caonical althetes than just about any other job in the DCU except maybe scientist)

Lawrence Crock (Sportsmaster, you knew this was coming) - Gym, Weight Training, coaches Baseball, Basketball, Tennis & Hockey

Lisa Snart (Golden Glider) - joint-coaches Cheerleading, coaches the Drill Team, Wrestling

Randy Hanrahan (Stallion) - PE, joint-coaches Cheerleading & Cross-Country, coaches Football

William Everett (Amazing Man) - PE, joint-coaches Cross-Country, coaches Track & Field

Matron Bertinelli (Huntress, sort of) - coaches Soccer & gymnastics

Performing Arts

Lisa Snart (Golden Glider) - Dance

Hartley Rathaway (Pied Piper) - Music 101, Music Theory, Composition, teaches Guitar & Percussion

Isaac Bowin (The Fiddler) - Music 101, AP Music Theory, leads Jazz Band, Orchestra, Marching Band

Siobhan Smyth (Silver Banshee) - part-time, leads the Choir and teaches singing

Basil Karlo (Clayface) - Theatre, Theatre 101

Simon Trent (Grey Ghost) - Theatre, Theatre 101, Film Studies

Ted Kord (Blue Beetle) - Theatre Tech

Mary Louise Dahl (Baby-Doll, from B:TAS) - Film Studies, Video Production

Betty Bates (Lady-at-Law, who is technically owned by DC now due to corporate buy-outs) - Debate

Science (do you have any idea how hard it is to pin down areas of specialisation for comic book scientists? TNT is on this list entirely because he’s the only actual honest-to-god professional chemist I could find)

Kirk Langstrom (ManBat) - Biology, AP Biology

Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) - Biology, Environmental Science

Thomas “Tex” Thomas (TNT) - Chemistry

Achilles Milo (Professor Milo, again not really much of a code name) - Chemistry, AP Chemistry

Will Magnus (I refuse to even dignify it as a code-name) - Physics, Earth Sciences

Ray Palmer (The Atom) - Physics, AP Physics

Adam Strange (DC is just doing this to fuck with me, personally) - Astronomy

Social Studies & Humanities

Barbara Minerva (Cheetah) - World History

Maxie Zeus (ffs) - World History, AP World History (fun fact, Maxie was canonically just a normal history teacher before he got lightning powers, became convinced he was Zeus incarnate, and set out to become a criminal, making him my favourite DC mobster by a country mile)

Terry Long (aka one of the only characters to really deserve to get fridged) - US History, AP European History

Eobard Thawne (every code-name he has is stupid, but lets just go with Reverse-Flash as the least awful option) - US History, AP US History

Nick Scratch - US Government, AP US Government, AP Comparative Politics

Rex Tyler (Hourman) - AP Art History

Magdalene Kyle-Burton (Sister Zero, she’s a sometimes-nun and a sometimes-sister to Catwoman) - Comparative Religion

Michael Carter (Booster Gold) - Economics, AP Microeconomics, AP Macroeconomics

Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow) - Psychology (there is exactly one heroic psychiatrist in all of comics, and I’d already used Dr Fate elsewhere. Scarecrow seemed like the least bad option of the remaining pool for being around children, and he does at least have teaching experience)

Adam Strange - Sociology

Betty Bates (Lady-at-Law) - Law

Richard Occult/Rose Psychic (it’s complicated, lets just say Dr Occult and leave it at that) - part-time, Criminal Justice

Technology & Engineering

Ted Kord (Blue Beetle) - Electronics, CAD, Woodworking

John Henry Irons (Steel) - Engineering, Metalworking

Will Magnus - Robotics

Visual Arts

Linda Lee/Danvers (she’s Supergirl, but I’m making her a different character from Kara Danvers/Kent because the DCU is really short on artists and I needed someone to teach the damn class, although the only thing that really makes her distinct from other supergirls is that she fucked a horse that one time and IDK how that will translate into a personality...) - Ceramics, AP Studio Art: 3D Design, Art 101

Rex Tyler (Hourman) - Graphic Design, Drawing, AP Studio Art: Drawing

Jack Knight (Starman) - Painting, AP Studio Art: 2D Design, Art 101

Jennifer Lyn-Hayden (Jade) - Photography

So there you go - I’ll be honest I still don’t really understand how high-schools in the USA work, and I have no idea what Design studio art even is so I kind of assigned those ones at random, but now it’s done and cannot be changed.

As always this universe is open to prompts so if you want a chapter focussing on any of these characters just drop me an ask or a comment and I’ll see what I can do. Making Dr Occult & Rose Psychic a single gender-fluid person is already on my list to do, since that’s who I thought they were for a longest time when I started reading comics and I’m still kind of annoyed that isn’t canonically what’s going on.

#teen titans fanfiction #amanda waller #ted kord #booster gold #supergirl #john henry irons #will magnus #adam strange #betty bates #ray palmer #maxie zeus #hs au #my fics #my fic #highschool never ends

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