#this is a post I like to call “Luigi's internal thoughts upon first meeting Bowser in the mario movie”

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Luigi: *thinks* Don't be intimidated Luigi. Try to imagine him in his underwear.

Bowser: *literally 5 seconds into the interrogation*

Luigi: *starts mentally hyperventilating* OH NO, HE'S HOT!!!

#this is a post I like to call “Luigi's internal thoughts upon first meeting Bowser in the mario movie” #although as I'm thinking about it more I can't decide on whether it would be funnier for Luigi or Bowser to have these internal thoughts #either way Luigi and Bowser have fantastic sex in the post credits so it all works out for them in the end #luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #the super mario bros movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario movie spoilers #spongebob quotes #incorrect quotes #can you tell I'm having a lot of fun? :) #Luigi doesn't know whether he should be turned on or scared #conflicting feelings #should also point out that this is another Bowuigi scene that could've been but Nintendo and Illumination were too afraid to do #especially since I'm almost positive they knew exactly what they were doing when they showed us the Bowuigi clip in the 2nd trailer