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M*sterchef contestants react to you getting an abortion

Alecia

Alecia is a Christian, but also a woke queen, so she drives you to the clinic but secretly prays for your soul in the bathroom.

Bowen

Bowen opens his mouth. Before he can speak, a Very Concerned Redditor jumps between you. “Don't listen to whatever he says about China,” she informs you nobly. “He’s been here for ten years. He knows what an abortion is. Also, he called you a worthless thot on the last Chinese livestream.”

Ashley

Ashley is a champ, okay. She’s gonna take good care of you. Queen of cakes, feminism, and being an angel. 

Cesar

Cesar tells everyone he’s taking it really well, but then the day comes and he has a breakdown, begs you not to do it, and gets dumped. Yikes. 

Chelsea

“Good. Stew can never find out about this, [Y/N]. Do you understand?”

Daren

“Really? We don’t have a lot of abortion clinics in Arizona.”

Emily

Emily, a certified genius, performs the abortion herself. Joe watches and pretends to help.

SJ

Who?

Julia

“You get that abortion, sister! #strong #italian #women #feminism #masterchef #threat”

Gerron

Gerron is honestly really supportive. I have nothing bad to say about his reaction. Your MCM could never.

Juni

Juni does the best he can with the information, but it literally does not matter, because the producers edit it to make him look like a dumbass.

Mark

He immediately shares a photo of you two at the abortion clinic on several different subreddits and gets bullied for two years. He also writes a cryptic rant about it on Instagram. You two will break up in three months over something like his inability to crop his dirty shoes out of photos, his mysterious failed business venture, or his budding romance with the girl who sat next to him for three weeks in fourth grade.

Shanika 

*sips wine* *chugs wine*

Ralph

I asked my co-author Mod Macklemore to weigh in, and he said, “no leave ralph out of this he doesn't deserve this.” There ya have it, folks.

Lindsay

Sorry, but this is a pro-lesbian blog and we are not doing Lindsay dirty like this. I hope she and her wife open their bed and breakfast and never figure out that Masterchef imagines exist.

Matt

I’m interrupting this post to say: why do people think Matt is hot? Literally why? He looks like your benign high school English teacher who’s mostly nice but also gave you a B on your final when you know you deserved an A. He’s not even the token hot high school English teacher, just the average one. After you graduate, he sends you the friend request on Facebook.

Anyway. Something about Iowa.

Ryan

Did Ryan even get lines in his elimination episode? Like, seriously. Oh well. I’m sure he’s chill about it. Keep your head held high, Ralph. Aaron doesn’t know what he’s missing.

Samantha

Like all college girls, her reaction to your pregnancy was to demand you named the baby after her and then scold you for it, so she’s kind of cool about it in the end. But seriously. When you have a baby for real, it’s getting named after her, right? Right?

Farhan

“Oh! I’m a dental student. I do a kind of similar procedure called a root canal.”

Taylor

She smiles kind of ominously and says, “Oh, that’s okay!” Neither of you ever talk about it again. You don’t know what she’s hiding.

Dino

You know he’s never appearing on Masterchef again, right? Seriously. It’s over.

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