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adam-is-suffering · 4 years

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What I know of the trolls (pt 2)

TEREZI PYROPE

- Deadass? I thought at first these were just her eyes and not glasses and I was about to up her on the ranks of “best of the best”

- So she likes to interrogate? Thats interesting.

- She’s the one who people ship with Nepeta

- Aaand I remember her from a convo with my sister’s gf about her horns I think

- The server is obsessed with Terezi, they have all right to be

- Know what else is interesting? Apparently she hangs her stuffed animals out the window and I strive to be that chaotic as a child

- God she fights with her walking stick? Goddamn respect, I’m gonna guess she’s blind then

- Apparently she licks things to see? Power move.

- She has the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen

VRISKA SERKERT

- Does she even need a take on her character? I’ve heard the discourse, I probably read it unknowingly before, I know how she works.

- I was shat on because I said Undertale’s Megalovania was from the game, and a Homestuck came up to me like “pussy, its Vriska” so yknow

- But I will sum up what the discourse said:

- She killed a few people, some are mad. But apparently others are apologists because of her upbringing and importance to the comic. And how she solves a big problem at some point to help others? But then she also killed, so yknow. I have no idea what to say about her until I read it, so I’ll keep this post fucking absent of opinion before I get mauled by hungry and starved Vriska discoursers.

EQUIUS ZAHHAK

- BRUH WTF IS THIS

- Who the fuck uses this as the first image after searching for his name YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARDS

- So this was probably the worst thing to happen so far and I havent even started. Fucking goddamnit.

- So this is saggy tits, he was the first character I was introduced to on the server. Best friends with Nepeta, the diamond thingy.

- God great just fantastic

- But imagine I didnt see this, then I would assume he just loved being strong and playing with his bow and arrow. I saw a few pieces of fanart, and his dad … his dad is hot lemme just tell you

- Man.. fuck. Did he trip? Is that how he died?

- Well at least I don’t know when this happens.

GAMZEE MAKARA

- Well youre crazy

- Or either you just got hurt, and you’re just trying to assure everyone that “I’m fine it doesnt hurt” in which case, of course, Gamzee. You look just fine.

- But I still think you’re a little crazy.

- And a clown (though probably a juggalo by the looks of things)

- Apparently clowns rule the government so hey, got that going for yourself

- I first thought he had a cow theme but was corrected of course

- This is a fave character of a few people, I think, while the others.. don’t like him? Understandable. Idk where I stand though.

- But I did read smth cursed on his character which I will not say bc even if I suggest this blog to be 18+, there’s still limits

- He also likes juggling

- Obviously what else did I expect from that? That he liked politics instead?

- And I think he drinks too goddamn it, theyre all alcoholics

- Someone is very passionate about making Gamzee seem less of a crazy troll but hey, I’d read that if I didn’t want to be spoiled more

ERIDAN AMPORA

- Okay who told you it was okay to ride a seahorse and hold a gun in the middle of a thunder storm while also being a fish who resembles that one guy from Danganronpa?

- A loser is what lol

- Nah real question, how are you even holding onto the seahorse? Like I get the saddle and the ropes, but the way its placed just seems like you can slip off at any given moment.

- Also people are putting him in dresses, idk if thats his interest or just a thing the fandom likes to do

- Honestly you never know tbh

- He’s literally just a hipster fish I’m not sure what else there is to say

- He gives douchebag energy? Is that what you want?

- Man, one of the tags on the search just says “Sad” are you okay fish Eridan? Do you want to talk about it?

- Oh and his brother Cronus? I just watched a video of him dancing shirtless and I haven’t been the same since

FEFERI PEIXES

- She can breath underwater, I can see that

- She also looks like she’s cute but hiding her trident behind her back ready to stab a bitch, probably thinking you won’t see the blatant weapon

- Thats what the evil look is for

- Maybe she’s that “im kind until ill stab ya” kinda gal

- Yknow, the usual

- I do like her skirt though, I think she’s the most colourful here. Everyone else is emo, especially Karkat

- Aw the squid in the back is cute tho

- Also why are you swimming with clothes and shoes in the first place? They waterproof?

- Idk much about her. Like there’s nothing at all. Why is there minimal info and art of this one lol?

#character info #homestuck

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amicicidalgambler · 7 years

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Equiusona: The Contextening

violin (violin): he's asking vriska to play https://trolljacksparrow.tumblr.com/post/158809245829/new-idea-hell-chess hell chess with him

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh my god shes. slightly surprised honestly but accepts

violin (violin): why is she surprised omg

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i mean. it says straight up the basics are the same so the options are 1) nadaya does not know the basics of chess but thinks vriska does 2) nadaya does not know the basics of chess and knows she doesn't really either, and thinks that would improve the experience 3) somewhere down the line nadaya got told more about chess than she did

violin (violin): 1 with maybe a bit of 2, he hopes she doesn't know either but he brought a bag of a bunch of chess pieces so they can draw from it to get a random assortment and that sounds incredible to him Also you can throw the chess piece at the opponent??? What's not to love

(ctc) the nyandertaker: vriska definitely does not know chess but she does like chance based games and throwing small objects at people

violin (violin): exactly

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i hope youre ready to get hit square between the eyes with a pawn nadaya

violin (violin): "nadaya how is your face so bruised" "chess" he is throwing pawns back at her - in fact, thats what he does when vriska is a turn away from eating them

(ctc) the nyandertaker: nadaya..... neither of them win, they just run out of pieces to throw

violin (violin): FUCK YEAH... Nadaya, upon drawing 4 knights: I have a cavalry :D bc they look like horses...

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh no that's cute

violin (violin): they're ridiculous nadaya would be equally happy if any of them won he names his queen vriska

(ctc) the nyandertaker: "8eing adora8le is cheating when I have to throw things at you."

violin (violin): "pirate"

(ctc) the nyandertaker: and just like that now she Has to win she is going to abuse the fuck out of the "if you look away from the board your turn ends" rule and nadayas attention span

violin (violin): f u c k he starts wearing sunglasses so she can't tell if he looked away

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she will steal them don't test her

violin (violin): LOL

(ctc) the nyandertaker: theres a line and shes drawing it right there

violin (violin): he bats off her hand

(ctc) the nyandertaker: look nadaya you can either take off the sunglasses or suffer her progressively trying more obnoxious ways to get them off

violin (violin): now its a challenge

(ctc) the nyandertaker: hell chess has been paused for an Extreme Sunglasses Fight

violin (violin): FUCK he throws streamers on her to distract her

(ctc) the nyandertaker: see, that mightve worked earlier, but now that hes activated her trap card: motivated by spite she has to take it as unflinchingly as possible while maintaining eye contact

violin (violin): Oh. My god. He starts filming it

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she is not going to waver she is going to take those goddamn sunglasses off and hes never getting them back

violin (violin): I'm whEEZING WHAT IF HE GETS SUNGLASSES WITH GOOGLY EYES WHAT THEN

(ctc) the nyandertaker: OKAY SHES LAUGHING BUT SHES STILL MAD SHE SWEARS GODDAMMIT NADAYA

violin (violin): FUCK he has the most shiteating grin

(ctc) the nyandertaker: did he know that he is actually the Most Terri8le

violin (violin): yeeeeeeees ://)c

(ctc) the nyandertaker: at this point she is walking over to the other side of the table and trying to snatch them off all while dramatically going on about how hes made her have NO OTHER CHOICE but to come ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

violin (violin): FU JCKCHZSHAGJAHAHA he tries running to her side of the table to claim her seat

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she stays on his side and takes all his knights she is holding his cavalry hostage

violin (violin): then he is holding her royalty hostage! : O

(ctc) the nyandertaker: WELL HES GOING TO NEED A HORSE TO TAKE THEM ANYWHERE AND GUESS WHAT HE DOESNT HAVE

violin (violin): WHAT IF HE STEALS HER HORSE

(ctc) the nyandertaker: DOES HE REALLY THINK HE COULD CONTROL ONE OF HER CASTLE'S WELL TRAINED HORSES??

violin (violin): OKAY THEN HES KIDNAPPING HER CASTLE (the rook I think) HOWLS MOVING CASTLE BITCH

(ctc) the nyandertaker: BUT HAS HE NOT CONSIDERED HER CASTLE GUARDS???????? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, 8ITCH

violin (violin): HES KEEPING THE ROYALTY HOSTAGE THEY GOTTA DO WHAT HE SAYS BUT HE PULLS OUT A DIE AND ROLLS FOR INITIATIVE

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i hate these two

violin (violin): m e

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she is. also rolling for initiative though and respecting when her turn is BECAUSE DID HE REALLY THINK SHE MEANT THE GUARDS OVER THERE? NO, SHE MEANT THE GUARDS RIGHT HERE and then throws a knight at his face

violin (violin): fuck IM CRYING

(ctc) the nyandertaker: did he keep recording this...

violin (violin): MAYBE HE FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF HE PROBABLY DID He reaches over to throw his own pawn at her THEYRE RESCUING THE CAVALRY VRISKA

(ctc) the nyandertaker: THESE HORSES ARE HERS AND IT WILL BE N(E)IGH IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THEM BACK

violin (violin): i was thinking of a horse pun and got distracted WHAT IF HE ATTACKQUIUSES HER WITH HER OWN PAWNS? that was terrible but its intended to be

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh my god

violin (violin): eyebrow waggle they are so fortunate no one is witnessing this

(ctc) the nyandertaker: they really really are

violin (violin): her block doesn't have a camera in it does it?

(ctc) the nyandertaker: im 90% sure it doesn't though nadaya still has whatever hes recording with and. if they were doing this at the base. the walls are notoriously not at all soundproof

violin (violin): OH, MY GOD, THEY ARE doing this at the base I mean bc nad couldn't wait and went immediately Also, he grabs one of her bishops and yells YOUR BISHOP IS DECLARING A HOLY WAR AND SECEDING FROM THE MAIN RELIGION, HES MINE NOW

(ctc) the nyandertaker: what a dweeb, i say, as if that wasn't already obvious she says WELL WHY NOT MAKE IT OFFICIAL THEN and grabs a bishop of his color out of the bag of pieces to throw at him

violin (violin): snrk FU CK He grabs the bishop, replaces it, and starts playing like his bishop is there, by attempting to eat something

(ctc) the nyandertaker: g o d i guess she just has to fucking. reach over and try to counter him.

violin (violin): oh my god that's how they're playing now, from each others seats

(ctc) the nyandertaker: WELL HE HAS HER KING AND QUEEN IF SHE LETS HIM BACK OVER TO HIS SIDE SHE CANT WIN

violin (violin): HELL TRADE THEM FOR HIS HORSES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: now see, that's a fair deal nad, but how can she trust him at this point to not make off with both her royalty and the horses

violin (violin): what if they just throw their hostages at each other

(ctc) the nyandertaker: fuck

violin (violin): ITS IN THE SPIRIT OF THE GAME

(ctc) the nyandertaker: IT IS so now they just. synchronized throw their hostages at each other and try to catch them

violin (violin): Y ES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: and then both go back to their own seats and resume Hell Chess

violin (violin): Y es he still has the sunglasses tho HA

(ctc) the nyandertaker: what sunglasses there are no sunglasses she refuses to acknowledge them

violin (violin): he shakes his head so the googly eyes move

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she just cant see what hes doing, such a shame

violin (violin): he, while staring at the board, makes little sunglasses out of cut paper for one of his hORSES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: "Equius is not a valid part of the canon chess universe."

violin (violin): ".....heckuius."

(ctc) the nyandertaker: god...

violin (violin): im dying

(ctc) the nyandertaker: again, neither of them is going to win, theyre just going to run out of pieces to throw or get tired of playing

violin (violin): y es they're just gonna be lile *like "who won?" "entropy"

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paradoxspaces · 5 years

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actually here are more 3 am meat feelings

my prevailing thought about meat, which will probably sustain throughout candy and probably the rest of this week if not my life, is that john egbert died and none of his friends (beyond terezi) know about it. none of them know. he fucking died and his last words were a love confession to a girl who he doesnt even really know. john egbert died. he is probably not coming back and, even if there was a ‘’chance’’, he has been summarily dismissed from the narrative.

john egbert died trying to be a hero even after we were told he wasnt special and he is dead!! he died and he didnt get to reconnect with the betas or the alphas even, didnt really work through any of his depression. he fucked terezi (suRe?) and tried to tell her loved her and fucking died. i am, literally, never going to be over it.

hgshss aside from that i actually liked the ending more than I thought? The middle was extremely touch and go for me--there were moments I liked and then something would happen that I’d get upset about and the cycle continued-- but I thought the last few chapters were interesting and genuinely enjoyable. basically i love kanaya maryam so fucking much and i was so glad to see her be herself again ashjsj i lovE her.

Seeing the characters get motivated to work together and stop Dirk was a surprisingly optimistic conclusion for an ending that was clearly obsessed with misery. I didn’t expect that kind of ‘call to action’ that occurred, but I was glad to see it. Despite that and despite the post-scripts, I don’t think theres going to be anything after this. Alt-Calliopes last words in meat made it seem, to me, that any kind of additional work was to fall into the reader’s hands, in fanwork or w/e. or, at least, I supremely doubt hussie will be involved in anything going forward. there are still things left open, and new questions wrt dirk and the bots and the new session, but I feel like this was all meant to stir up investment in hs as a property, as a place to think about and create work for and pay attention to (and buy friendsims), but not as a piece of ongoing media. we have been compelled to think about homestuck for a while longer, but I’m not sure we will be reading new content again--or at least not for a while. (maybe candy will change my mind, though? so many ppl seem SO sure that there will be more and I dont know why besides wishful thinking)

not even sure if id really want more, unless it was like a 10 chap sequence about a secret middle route where john doesnt die, vrisrezi 4 real, and a normal dirk receives therapy and like chains ultidirk to the ocean floor or something. all the betas hang out regularly, but specifically rose and jade have one fucking conversation at least.

(actually the concept of a like theatre of coolty-esque all-dirk showdown is. good. ultidirk/teen dirk/hal/brain ghost try to out-monologue each other and then fight)

(actually actually jake kills ultidirk with his bare fucking hands to get some retribution for the bullshit that happened to him)

obviously obviously obviously I still have big issues with stuff. i hate that jakes main character trait is being sexualised and manipulated and the narrative still just makes him out to be the fucking dumbest shallowest idiot. why cant jake get like.....any depth at all....why cant there be an acknowledgment of how fully traumatized he must be at this point?? also i cant get behind johnrezi, tbh, tho i think theyre written well. beyond my full devotion to scourge sisters, they didn’t even talk that much, and most of their convo was tz dictating her plan to john to get the love of her live back. it isnt like they hung out all that often???? before that, their most notable interaction was when terezi tricked john into dying for a joke. why is john obsessed with these two girls he barely spoke to, who are both in love with other people?? (might be worth thinking about further) i dont like that 99% of the time roxys transness was brought up only to have someone near by be a fucking dick about it. Jane: become fascist is still really bizarre to me. i still think some of the HEAVY focus on meta commentary is a bit of a drag.

overall i think this whole ‘exploration of the ugly bad awful shit’ was certainly that. we got meat, we got high plot/action/drama. bad things happened and everyone was miserable and disconnected and awful to each other. narrative relevance through trauma/pain/violence. I really thought it was going to end with some kind of tpk, so this kind of vaguely optimistic pseudo-cliffhanger was better than I really expected it to be. I’m holding off on like sweeping estimations until after candy, but I still am not sure what the point of having everything be THIS open ended is if not for a sequel and im not sure what the focus on ‘releasing narrative responsibility from the singular author/interpretation’ is doing if not directly precluding a sequel. so idk. onto candy, i guess. we’ll see how this all goes.

(I hate ultidirk as much as the next girl ESPECIALLY for what he did to kan and for being just like....the worst during johns death but like. im dumb im dumb and bad and part of me wants dirk redemption in some form, ideally in another splinter obvi. i was extremely horrified and resistant to big villain dirk but after reading his later thoughts i get it more than I thought I would and its all very interesting. I also, like a lot of others, am entertained by the image of him cavorting around like a sailor moon villain or something)

(i don’t love the weird convo that was kind of trying to excuse/react to the Incest Commentary Drama and I would have paid to have it removed but w/e)

(ALSO THE FUCKING ‘COSMIC LOVE’ VRISREZI BIT I. I !!?! TEREZI LOVES VRISKA SO MUCH. SHE LOVES HER S MUCH GUYS. SHE LOOKED FOR HER FOR FUCKING YEARS IN HER POV AND ALMOST DIED BC SHE DIDN’T WANT TO GIVE UP HDSHA LET THESE GIRLS KISS IM SO FUCKING SAD.

HOMESTUCK IS ABOUT VRISREZI RIGHTS ONLY. I ONLY CARE ABOUT TWO GIRLS AND HOW MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. GOD IM IN HELL GOD GOD GOD THEYRE IN LOVE!!!!! )

#this has been a text post #homestuck #homestuck epilogue #im cralwing through this epilogue bc im busy but also bc i ahve to take lengthy breaks to fucking calm down

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