#they’re all so neurodivergent he’d just pry and make them talk about their special interests for hours

[faramirsonofgondor]

Jamie’s the type of friend who actually tries to pack himself in a suitcase so he can go on trips with you. Or he just genuinely considers kidnapping his friends so they don’t leave. I’m pretty sure half of the team would be happily kidnapped too.

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #afc richmond #friendship #mental illness #daddy issues #abandonment issues #he wouldn’t have to kidnap them he’d just try distracting them enough that they forgot they needed to leave #he’d try to trick sam but he’d feel to guilty so he just makes him promise to spend extra time with him when he gets back #he’d make pouty faces at dani every time he remembered he needed to leave and then go ‘5 more minutes?’ #he’d probably frustrate roy into ranting for hours and roy wouldn’t be able to think of anything but jamie #he’d bribe isaac with rolos and animal crossing #he asks colin about welsh independence #he’d get moe to tell him all his conspiracy theories and then disagree or say something absurd just so moe would go off again #he’d tell richard that beer is better than wine and wait patiently for his ranting to end before saying something rude about french food #they’re all mostly himbos they’d probably fall for his himbo tricks #they’re all so neurodivergent he’d just pry and make them talk about their special interests for hours