#they were supposed to be moodboards of all of them but my fatass got lazy after making these shitty collages lol

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EXO as Fuckbois

Minseok:

Rich heir to a renowned prestigious business | flashy brands and makeup | fancy pool parties at the roof of his mansion | not interested in a serious relationship but wouldn't mind spending heaps of money on whoever has caught his eye this time | you'll be treated as a queen although temporarily | classic sugar daddy (and yes obv daddy kinks too) | giving him bjs in his Ferrari that lead to sex in luxury hotel suites | doesn't come back for seconds though so it'd be wise to cherish your time when his eyes are only on you

Junmyeon:

The CEO fuckboi | no time for a relationship, sex is for pleasure and to destress ONLY | we're talking daddy kinks all over the place | will ditch you if you're emotionally involved | you only have yourself to blame if you expect more than what he is offering | the offer is awfully tempting tho, a fact made more promising, convincing and appealing after the first time you have sex | you’re just the pretty arm candy at his expensive galas who he later pounds into the mattress at the hotel | taking you to fancy places on a whim in his private jet and fucking you senseless in exotic cities

Yixing:

The hardworking fuckboi | hustling all day, too many goals and not enough time | the fuckboi that can't commit not because of trust issues but cause he genuinely has no time for a relationship | the kind to cancel on even sex appointments because some work came up | yet will snapchat you whatever exciting thing he's doing that day | meets a lot ot people, fucks a lot of them | you know you're not the only one he thinks of but it's still nice to know that THAT song he wrote was about you | the kinda fuckboi that'll be gone before you wake up in the morning | but he'll kiss your head before he leaves

Kyungsoo:

The cold one, tragic heartbreak backstory™️ | ain't no one breaking that cold hard shell | only time you see him smile is with his friends | never calls/texts back | yet you feel yourself drawing closer when he gazes at you like that | you know its just for tonight but his lips make you forget that little fact and before you can overthink it, you're giving in and letting him drag you to the bed

Baekhyun:

The life of every party | "bros before hoes" (still appreciates a hoe tho) | hot & cute, a rare irresistable duality | the one everyone loves despite being as fuckboi as the rest | his charm and humour sucks you in just like all the girls before you | endless teasing, both in flirty words to lure you into bed and in bed | the fuckboi that you can still laugh with and meet, even after your one-night stand because with him, its never awkward | which is exactly why he's the kinda fuckboi you'd still go back to

Jongdae:

The og fuckboi™️ (dont @ me) | classic fuckboi cheesy flirty pickup lines and sliding into your dms at late night with "u up?" | doesn't bother with tricks and false promises, tells you directly that he's only in it for the sex | the kind that everyone warns you about but you can't stop going back for more | probably the most dangerous because there's something about him that's so sexy, so attractive, so addicting and he knows this, uses it to his advantage until you're wrapped around his finger | the one that'll hurt the most despite all your pep-talks to yourself that it will never be more because when his face is buried in your shoulder, soft breaths hitting your neck while his hair tickles your face, you can't help but wish for more

Chanyeol:

Multitalented king | the kind who doesn't catch your attention at first but draws you in the more you look at him | he sings well, raps well, plays the guitar well and its not surprising that his mouth and fingers are gifted at other things just the same | the kinda fuckboi that makes your heart ache cause he'll treat you like a princess and will do everything relationship-like with you but will never commit | his dreams are too high for him to settle down so he'd rather just have fun along the way

Kai:

THE fuckboi | stereotypical playboy | another rich heir + fashion king | the one with the smirk + gaze + body that drives every one who sees it crazy | the one that everyone is attracted to, even if they say they aren't | his mere glance is enough to have you soaking | smirks at you when he sees you flustered because he knows his power | if he wants you, he will have you because he's fire and you're a mere moth to his brilliant flame | the one with the irresistable sex appeal | if you're looking for the best sex you'll ever have, this is your man 

Sehun:

Spoiled heir of a conglomerate | another "bros before hoes" fuckboi | always teasing and playful, even during sex | the most adventurous sex you'll ever have | threesomes/orgies are a given, he doesn't care about gender | foreplay, kinks, fetishes--sex that will leave you sore and limping the next day | right when you start to forget and move on, he'll make his way back into your life until you're back in his bed just the way he wants you

A/N: I just got an idea for “exo x supernatural creatures” while writing this (my exams for this week just got postponed so I’m on a fucking roll) as well as something for nct so if anyone has any requests, please drop em in my inbox, I’m going to continue writing these while procrastinating on my fics cAuSe WhY nOT? 🤡

#exo #exo list #exo minseok #exo junmyeon #exo yixing #exo baekhyun #exo jongdae #exo chanyeol #exo kai #exo sehun #this was... i honestly don't know where this came from #they were supposed to be moodboards of all of them but my fatass got lazy after making these shitty collages lol #had fun with this tho since I could make it longer than I did on Twitter