#they think his homemade hot sauce is nice but they’re not wowed. he needs smth that will Wow them. he has to be the best possible host

[collegeoflore]

ramza told me today that gale would start growing weed on his balcony just for when xar visits him in waterdeep and i’m extremely obsessed with this idea now

#they think his homemade hot sauce is nice but they’re not wowed. he needs smth that will Wow them. he has to be the best possible host #it takes him exactly 30 seconds of thinking to come up with his plan bc after all he knows if there’s one thing xar likes #it’s weed. #he always has that good waterdhavian kush waiting for them when they arrive but he can do better. he knows he can. #he’s exchanging letters with halsin he’s sampling 15 different strains to decide what to grow he’s going wild #(he has forgotten xarrai will happily smoke dirt weed mixed with tobacco they do not care at all. LOL) #(they make a show of being impressed tho. to make him happy. and tbf his many months of labor do produce some decent weed) #(i’m rly mad the dispo down the road from me closes at 7.) #漫言 #oc. xarrai