#they talk sm with one another than they can literally fuse like steven universe and thats real romance

[rewritingcanon]

stop making fics where scorpius and al have friends and are popular in school. they’re literally loser boyfriends bro their only friends be each other wdym they have other people they’re chatting to on a consistent basis??? the only other people they talk to thats not each other are the blood relatives and even that pushes it

#normalise keeping yann and polly and karl the popular ones that bully them for funs #yall see flaws with them being mean but all i see is perfection #they talk sm with one another than they can literally fuse like steven universe and thats real romance #why u gotta make them popular i just don’t understand #(obviously this post is a joke tho anyone can do anything i just wanted to roast scorp and al for a sec) #(hahahaha LOSERS 😵😵 ok im done now) #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #yann fredericks #albus severus potter #polly chapman #karl jenkins #hpcc #cursed child #harry potter and the cursed child #rewriting