#they said they would call roght back but its been like 45 minutes

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

It would be so easy to poison me

My coworker slipped me a pill and said "It's a work vitamin, it'll make the day go faster," and I just took it. I assumed it was Adderall, but it could've been anything. This isn't the first time I've taken an unidentified pill either. My gf left a pill on my nightstand once (intended for me, I didn't just take her meds without permission), which I also assumed was Adderall, and I just took it. No prompting. Just snatched it like a little medicine gremlin with no regard for their life. If you want to poison me just leave a pill lying around my house or hand it to me. You don't even have to lie about what it is. I'll just eat it.

#i tend to eat things with no regard for my life #im like a puppy still learning whats okay to eat #once I went to an estate sale and bought a little brass chest full of like jacks and marbles and a couple other things #i was sorting through the stuff one night and found something that looked kind of skittle shaped #it was light beige/peach and didnt have the S but it smelled nice and looked like candy #so i just ate it. it was candy but not a skittle. it tasted lovely #but i just ate mystery candy from a stranger's house #i once stole a piece of candy corn from an estate sale too because it was lying unattended on the counter #my friend was with me and absolutely horrified that i just grabbed that old piece of candy #they kept saying 'austyn its so much cheaper to just buy some candy corn than to go to the hospital!' #well yes but i like the danger #love some mystery medicine. my brain is working so much better. i can concentrate. adderall for the win #i was tidying up and thought 'once i finish refilling the ice i need to refill the cups' #once i finished with the ice i clearly remembered that i needed to refill the cups. i didnt forget or space out or do something else #im also no longer tired. in fact im VERY awake #if this keeps up im going to get so much cleaning done when i get home. i cant sit still #i want to do my dishes #im at work rn. fast food restaurant. our screens are broken so we cant take orders so its just closed #we're tidying and shit. taking turns sitting in the office waiting for help desk to call back #they said they would call roght back but its been like 45 minutes #im not complaining. its just me and one other coworker and it sucks to try and run a restaurant like that #im gonna go concentrate so hard on duolingo now. i feel like i could learn the entire spanish language right now